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The Dick Van Dyke Show: Season 2

32 episodes Premiered Sep 26, 1962
Previously on The Dick Van Dyke Show

Season 2 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 1.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
Season 2 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 2: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
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S2·E1 Mytharc

Never Name a Duck

Sep 26, 1962

Rob brings home two baby ducks left over from the show, and Ritchie becomes attached to them. When one dies and the other becomes ill, Rob must convince him that wild animals are h

S2·E2 Core

The Two Faces of Rob

Oct 3, 1962

Rob tries to prove he can use a fake accent to fool Laura into flirting with a stranger, then is dismayed to think that he really has.

S2·E3 Core

The Attempted Marriage

Oct 10, 1962

Rob and Laura tell Ritchie the story of their failed attempts to get married.

S2·E4 Core

Bank Book 6565696

Oct 17, 1962

When Rob discovers Laura’s secret bank, he thinks he is getting a new projector for his birthday—but instead he receives a sports shirt, and begins to wonder what that money is rea

S2·E5 Core

Hustling the Hustler

Oct 24, 1962

Rob invites Buddy’s brother Blackie for a friendly game of pool, not realizing that he is a hustler.

S2·E6 Core

My Husband Is Not a Drunk

Oct 31, 1962

Rob accidentally intercepts a hypnotic suggestion meant for Buddy, and doesn’t realize that every time he hears a bell ring, he starts acting like a roaring drunk.

S2·E7 Core

What's in a Middle Name?

Nov 7, 1962

Ritchie wonders what the ""R"" in his middle name stands for (Rose Bud) Rob and Laura figure out how to explain how he got Rose Bud for a middle name, it started when Laura tells R

S2·E8 Core

Like a Sister

Nov 14, 1962

Rob thinks Rick Vallone isn't right for Sally and tries to make him drunk (Sally hates drunks) and asks Rick to fall in love with Laura. Laura is always to smart for Rob and he rea

S2·E9 Core

The Night the Roof Fell In

Nov 21, 1962

Rob comes home mad because the script needed a rewrite, Buddy was late & Sally left early. Rob leaves mad and goes for a walk. Laura wants a chance to talk to somebody so Millie li

S2·E10 Core

The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally

Nov 28, 1962

Rob worries that Buddy & Sally aren't his friends & falling in love with each other. Rob calls Buddy at home and Pickles and thinks Buddy picked up the phone. Now Rob has proof (or

S2·E11 Core

A Bird in the Head Hurts

Dec 5, 1962

Ritchie claims he is being attacked by a giant woodpecker, but Rob and Laura are convinced it’s just a bid for attention.

S2·E12 Core

Gesundheit, Darling

Dec 12, 1962

Rob, Laura, Jerry & Millie are playing cards, when Jerry thinks Rob might be sneezing because he keeps losing a game. Rob thinks he could be allergic to Laura. Rob goes to the doct

S2·E13 Core

A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own

Dec 19, 1962

Rob bites some chicken and breaks a tooth but feels bad when another dentist fixes the tooth. He worries that Jerry won't be his friend. Rob tries not to show his teeth. Jerry is

S2·E14 Core

Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra

Dec 26, 1962

Rob recalls directing last year’s PTA variety show, when jealousy interfered as he tried to pair the perfect Cleopatra with an amorous Mark Antony.

S2·E15 Core

The Cat Burglar

Jan 2, 1963

Rob & Laura read about a cat burglar and wants his picture in the paper. A noise is heard & Rob takes the gun but can't find the bullets! Laura puts them in her Jewelry box!

S2·E16 Core

The Foul Weather Girl

Jan 9, 1963

Laura has a problem when a girl asks for help in lading a role on the show. Laura's problems get worse as Janie tells Laura how far they go back in high school and she is single. L

S2·E17 Core

Will You Two Be My Wife?

Jan 16, 1963

Buddy and Sally find Rob’s manuscript, which tells the story of the time he had to choose how to spend a three-day leave from the Army: go on a honeymoon with Laura, or travel back

S2·E18 Core

Ray Murdock's X-Ray

Jan 23, 1963

Rob goes on an interview show, where he is tricked into describing Laura as a nut.

S2·E19 Core

I Was a Teenage Head Writer

Jan 30, 1963

Rob recalls the day he became head writer of the Alan Brady Show, and his first day of work with Buddy and Sally.

S2·E20 Core

It May Look Like a Walnut!

Feb 6, 1963

In this classic, Rob has a dream - inspired by a late-night horror movie on TV - involving walnuts, missing thumbs, and a creature named Kolac.

S2·E21 Core

My Husband Is a Check-Grabber

Feb 13, 1963

Rob wonders why Laura is angry with him, and learns she objects to his habit of picking up checks when they go out with their friends.

S2·E22 Core

Don't Trip Over That Mountain

Feb 20, 1963

Laura is convinced that Rob will hurt himself on a ski trip, and when he actually does, Rob tries to hide his injuries rather than admit she was right.

S2·E23 Core

Give Me Your Walls!

Feb 27, 1963

Rob and Laura hire a painter who seems to want to do anything but paint their walls.

S2·E24 Core

The Sam Pomerantz Scandals

Mar 6, 1963

Buddy and Sally are asked by Rob to help in a show for a friend of Rob's - Danny Brewster.

S2·E25 Core

The Square Triangle

Mar 20, 1963

This week’s guest star on the Alan Brady Show turns out to be someone from Rob and Laura’s past—and they both have a reason to avoid him.

S2·E26 Core

I'm No Henry Walden!

Mar 27, 1963

Rob gets to meet Henry Walden at literary party but feels uncomfortable when he learns that he is the only comedy writer. The Hotels can't get their names right!

S2·E27 Core

Racy Tracy Rattigan

Apr 3, 1963

Alan Brady is out of town so Tracy Rattigan is the host. Rob is going to have to fight to keep Laura. Rob doesn't like how fast things are going. Tracy loves driving Rob crazy, T

S2·E28 Core

Divorce

Apr 10, 1963

Rob gets in the middle of a marital dispute between Buddy and Pickles.

S2·E29 Core

It's a Shame She Married Me

Apr 17, 1963

Rob meets Jim Darling who is an old flame Laura dated. Rob won't tell Laura he ran into Jim at the office, Rob tells Jim they can't make it to his party because Ritchie is sick. J

S2·E30 Core

A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise

Apr 24, 1963

Rob nearly ruins his own surprise birthday party after Laura finds out Rob already knows! Laura stays up all night planning the party. The guests are hiding in the Petrie house!

S2·E31 Mytharc

Jilting the Jilter

May 1, 1963

Sally gets engaged to Freddy White, a shady comedian who just wants her to write his act.

S2·E32 Mytharc

When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen

May 8, 1963

Ritchie gives Rob an idea for a comedy sketch, but Rob doesn’t know he saw it on The Uncle Spunky Show.