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The Colbert Report: Season 7

124 episodes Premiered Jan 3, 2011 Updated Sep 25, 2026
Previously on The Colbert Report

Season 7 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of The Colbert Report Season 6.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season 7 Episodes

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S7·E1 Mytharc

Gov. Ed Rendell

Jan 3, 2011

Stephen uncovers a menace in Florida and talks to Ed Rendell about leaving office by choice.

S7·E2 Core

Geoffrey Canada

Jan 4, 2011

Some want the dollar to be converted back to gold, and Geoffrey Canada advocates for education reform.

S7·E3 Core

Atul Gawande

Jan 5, 2011

America's fruit supply is in danger, and Atul Gawande wants to reduce health risks in hospitals.

S7·E4 Core

Dr. Ronald DePinho

Jan 6, 2011

Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how tides work, and Robert DePinho wants to reverse the aging process.

S7·E5 Core

Fen Montaigne

Jan 10, 2011

Stephen violates the Constitution, and Fen Montaigne talks about Antarctic penguins.

S7·E6 Core

Chris Hughes

Jan 11, 2011

Stephen picks this year's Grammy winners, and Chris Hughes starts a site for Jewish sumo wrestlers.

S7·E7 Core

Bernard-Henri Levy

Jan 12, 2011

50 Cent makes $8 million on Twitter, and Bernard-Henri Levy discusses public intellectualism.

S7·E8 Core

Kevin Spacey

Jan 13, 2011

Hitler delivers a moving speech in Tucson, and Stephen pictures Kevin Spacey naked with rose petals.

S7·E9 Core

Sherry Turkle

Jan 17, 2011

Stephen unveils a new portrait of himself and talks to Sherry Turkle about alienating technology.

S7·E10 Core

Cornel West

Jan 18, 2011

Stephen looks at education reform and assumes Cornel West's book is about Obama joining the circus.

S7·E11 Core

Ron Reagan Jr.

Jan 19, 2011

Stephen gets a present from Afghanistan and talks to Ron Reagan about his memoir.

S7·E12 Core

Chris Matthews

Jan 20, 2011

Christine Todd Whitman discusses state budget shortfalls, and Chris Matthews defends JFK's legacy.

S7·E13 Core

Charlie Rose

Jan 24, 2011

House Republicans repeal health care to create new jobs, and Stephen talks to Charlie Rose.

S7·E14 Core

Amy Chua

Jan 25, 2011

Stephen covers home appliance safety and talks to Amy Chua about her controversial book.

S7·E16 Core

Dr. Daryl Bem, Brian Greene

Jan 27, 2011

Stephen wonders if ESP exists and asks Brian Greene if there is a universe where people buy books.

S7·E17 Core

Samer Shehata, Dr. Paul Offit

Jan 31, 2011

There's a breakthrough in taser technology, and Dr. Paul Offit discusses the importance of vaccines.

S7·E18 Core

Leslie Dach, Michael Lewis

Feb 1, 2011

Leslie Dach confirms Wal-Mart's collaboration with Obama, and Michael Lewis discusses Wall Street.

S7·E19 Core

Sean Kelly

Feb 2, 2011

America must break its dependency on foreign turmoil, and Sean Dorrance Kelly discusses the sacred.

S7·E20 Core

Jane McGonigal

Feb 3, 2011

Stephen previews the Super Bowl and talks to Jane McGonigal about video games.

S7·E21 Core

LCD Soundsystem

Feb 14, 2011

Hosni Mubarak steps down onto a pillowy mound of money, and LCD Soundsystem performs.

S7·E23 Core

Eric Foner

Feb 16, 2011

Rupert Murdoch takes a new approach to journalism, and Eric Foner talks about Abraham Lincoln.

S7·E24 Core

Jeffrey Leonard

Feb 17, 2011

Stephen poses for Project, and Jeffrey Leonard calls out big companies' late payment policies.

S7·E25 Core

Eugene Jarecki

Feb 21, 2011

Rick Santorum complains about his Google problem, and Eugene Jarecki dispels the myths of Reagan.

S7·E26 Core

Randi Weingarten, Bing West

Feb 22, 2011

Wisconsin Democrats waddle out of the state, and Bing West discusses the way out of Afghanistan.

S7·E27 Core

Stephanie Coontz

Feb 23, 2011

Stephen brings a criminal to justice, and Stephanie Coontz talks about women in the 60s.

S7·E29 Core

Michael Scheuer

Feb 28, 2011

Stephen's portrait goes up for auction, and Michael Scheuer talks about Osama bin Laden.

S7·E30 Core

Evan Osnos

Mar 1, 2011

Stephen addresses America's elderly and talks to Evan Osnos about the Oscars.

S7·E31 Core

Harry Connick Jr.

Mar 2, 2011

There's a new hope for American manufacturing, and Harry Connick, Jr. won't be tickling the ivories.

S7·E32 Core

Mark W. Moffett

Mar 3, 2011

Stephen fights Jimmy Fallon over his new ice cream flavor, and Mark Moffett talks about bees.

S7·E33 Core

Joshua Foer

Mar 7, 2011

Stephen examines new questions about Obama's past and asks Joshua Foer where he put his car keys.

S7·E34 Core

Dan Sinker

Mar 8, 2011

Congress bans the sale of traditional light bulbs, and Dan Sinker impersonates Rahm Emanuel.

S7·E35 Core

David Brooks

Mar 9, 2011

Clarence Thomas may have a conflict of interest, and David Brooks talks about "The Social Animal."

S7·E36 Core

Reza Aslan

Mar 10, 2011

Al Qaeda recruits Americans, and Reza Aslan talks about the Islamic-American experience.

S7·E38 Core

Ayman Mohyeldin

Mar 22, 2011

The art world buzzes about Stephen's portrait, and Ayman Mohyeldin talks in the Situation Mosque.

S7·E39 Core

Nathan Myhrvold

Mar 23, 2011

Simon de Pury dances to Snoop Dogg, and Nathan Myhrvold uses modern scientific methods to cook food.

S7·E40 Core

Jody Williams

Mar 24, 2011

Food prices skyrocket, a cable news feud escalates, and Jody Williams wants to advance equality.

S7·E41 Core

Michael Moore

Mar 28, 2011

Labor unions fight on, and Stephen stands outside with a bullhorn to interview Michael Moore.

S7·E42 Core

Dr. Anthony Fauci

Mar 29, 2011

Stephen questions Obama's plan for Libya and talks infectious diseases with Dr. Anthony Fauci.

S7·E43 Core

Tim Shriver

Mar 30, 2011

Stephen practices Rebecca Black's "Friday" and does a PSA for Tim Shriver.

S7·E44 Core

Piers Gibbon

Mar 31, 2011

The Wisconsin anti-union law faces trouble, and Piers Gibbon talks about cannibalism.

S7·E45 Core

Andrew Chaikin

Apr 4, 2011

Stephen prepares for a world without Glenn Beck, and Andrew Chaikin wants humans to travel to Mars.

S7·E46 Core

James Franco

Apr 5, 2011

Tim Pawlenty raps about pop culture, and James Franco proves he's a Tolkien fan.

S7·E47 Core

Sir David Tang

Apr 6, 2011

Stephen prepares for the royal wedding, and David Tang corrects celebrity rumors.

S7·E48 Core

Jeff Greenfield

Apr 7, 2011

Stephen gets ready for the royal wedding and talks to Jeff Greenfield about alternate histories.

S7·E50 Core

Ray Kurzweil

Apr 12, 2011

Mitt Romney throws his hat in the ring, and Ray Kurzweil says man and machine are becoming one.

S7·E51 Core

Morgan Spurlock

Apr 13, 2011

Unilever creates armpit insecurity among women, and Morgan Spurlock addresses product placement.

S7·E52 Core

Caroline Kennedy

Apr 14, 2011

Trevor Potter helps Stephen fill out super PAC forms, and Caroline Kennedy recites poetry.

S7·E53 Core

Ron Paul

Apr 25, 2011

n this episode, Stephen recovers from a Catholic bender, and Donald Trump leads in the potential Republican candidate polls. Masturbation cures restless leg syndrome, and Ron Paul

S7·E54 Core

A.C. Grayling

Apr 26, 2011

The climate change debate continues, and A.C. Grayling writes a secular Bible.

S7·E55 Core

Ice-T

Apr 27, 2011

The new danger in air travel comes with a $25 fee, and Ice-T talks about his memoir.

S7·E56 Core

Wade Graham

Apr 28, 2011

Stephen travels to England for the royal wedding, and asks Wade Graham about Covent Garden.

S7·E57 Core

Francis Fukuyama

May 2, 2011

Stephen throws a "We Got Bin Laden" party, and Francis Fukuyama warns of the Chinese threat.

S7·E58 Core

Rex Ryan

May 3, 2011

Stephen covers new details in the hunt for Bin Laden and talks to Rex Ryan for six minutes.

S7·E59 Core

Amy Farrell

May 4, 2011

"Atlas Shrugged" comes to the big screen, and Amy Farrell wants to end the persecution of fat people.

S7·E60 Core

Bill James

May 5, 2011

Donald Trump applies his wisdom to same-sex marriage, and Bill James discusses true crime.

S7·E61 Core

Lupe Fiasco

May 9, 2011

Stephen looks at a unique solution to the debt crisis in Michigan, and Lupe Fiasco performs.

S7·E62 Core

Geoffrey Rush

May 10, 2011

A billboard predicts the end of the world, and Geoffrey Rush explains why he's not a method actor.

S7·E63 Core

Eric Greitens

May 11, 2011

Stephen receives an unexpected honor, and Eric Greitens talks about being a Navy Seal.

S7·E64 Core

John Bradshaw

May 12, 2011

Stephen warns of a new government intrusion and talks to John Bradshaw about dog behavior.

S7·E65 Core

Alison Klayman

May 16, 2011

Stephen files his super PAC request, and Alison Klayman talks about Chinese artist Ai Weiwei.

S7·E66 Core

Amy Kremer

May 17, 2011

Stephen covers tax breaks for oil companies and talks to Amy Kremer dressed as an American patriot.

S7·E67 Core

Austan Goolsbee

May 18, 2011

Newt Gingrich struggles to stay on message, and Austan Goolsbee talks about the debt ceiling.

S7·E68 Core

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

May 19, 2011

John Lithgow performs Gingrich's press release, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar discusses the Harlem Rens.

S7·E69 Core

James Stewart

May 31, 2011

Stephen wonders if the world ended and lies about reading James Stewart's book.

S7·E70 Core

Robert Kennedy, Jr.

Jun 1, 2011

Stephen examines the Weiner scandal, and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. makes a mountain out of a molehill.

S7·E71 Core

Salman Khan

Jun 2, 2011

Congress rejects raising the debt ceiling, and Salman Khan teaches over 53 million students.

S7·E72 Core

Werner Herzog

Jun 6, 2011

Sarah Palin describes Paul Revere's midnight ride, and Werner Herzog talks about cave paintings.

S7·E73 Core

Sugar Ray Leonard

Jun 7, 2011

Rand Paul identifies terrorists, and Stephen thumb wrestles Sugar Ray Leonard.

S7·E74 Core

Bre Pettis

Jun 8, 2011

Anthony Weiner captures the manscaping vote, and Bre Pettis print a 3-D copy of Stephen's head.

S7·E75 Core

Tom Ridge

Jun 9, 2011

Andrew Breitbart shows a photo of Anthony Weiner's penis, and Tom Ridge talks about natural gas.

S7·E76 Core

Henry Kissinger

Jun 13, 2011

Freestyle canoe dancing heats up, and Henry Kissinger discusses America's relationship with China.

S7·E77 Core

Janny Scott

Jun 14, 2011

Stephen explores "Sesame Street" corruption and talks to Janny Scott about Barack Obama's mother.

S7·E78 Core

Keith Olbermann

Jun 15, 2011

Seniors face a shocking new threat, and Keith Olbermann returns to television.

S7·E79 Core

Bon Iver

Jun 20, 2011

Stephen looks at new developments in technology, and Bon Iver performs.

S7·E80 Core

Florence And The Machine

Jun 21, 2011

Jack White helps Stephen revive his music career, and Florence and the Machine perform.

S7·E81 Core

Talib Kweli

Jun 22, 2011

Stephen comes clean with Jack White, Obama defends actions in Libya, and Talib Kweli performs.

S7·E82 Core

The Black Belles

Jun 23, 2011

Jack White presents "Charlene II (I'm Over You)," and Stephen performs with the Black Belles.

S7·E83 Core

Grover Norquist

Jun 27, 2011

Ted Nugent writes an Op-ed, and Stephen wants to claim Grover Norquist as a dependent.

S7·E84 Core

Alexandra Pelosi

Jun 28, 2011

The Supreme Court throws out a class action lawsuit against Wal-Mart, and Alexandra Pelosi discusses her documentary on immigrant naturalization in the U.S.

S7·E85 Core

Gary Sinise

Jun 29, 2011

The FEC makes a decision about Stephen's Super PAC, and Gary Sinise entertains American troops.

S7·E86 Core

Timothy Garton Ash

Jun 30, 2011

The FEC allows Stephen to form his Super PAC, and Timothy Garton Ash discusses subversive facts.

S7·E87 Core

Michael Shermer

Jul 11, 2011

The natural gas industry tries to counter bad press, and Michael Shermer discusses "Skeptic Magazine."

S7·E88 Core

Dan Savage

Jul 12, 2011

Michele Bachmann signs a controversial pledge, and Dan Savage talks about marriage and monogamy.

S7·E89 Core

David McCullough

Jul 13, 2011

The Republican Party has a fresh young face that's only 235 years old, and David McCullough has a new book about Americans in Paris.

S7·E90 Core

Jose Antonio Vargas

Jul 14, 2011

The Rupert Murdoch scandal deepens, and Jose Antonio Vargas comes out of the border-gay closet.

S7·E91 Core

John Prendergast

Jul 18, 2011

Fox News blows the lid back onto the Murdoch story, and John Prendergast discusses South Sudan.

S7·E92 Core

David Carr

Jul 19, 2011

Newt Gingrich drowns in debt, and David Carr feels like the tallest leprechaun in "Page One."

S7·E93 Core

Michael Sandel

Jul 20, 2011

A pie attack makes Rupert Murdoch sympathetic, Republicans limit who can vote, and Michael Sandel examines the ethical issue of sailor cannibalism.

S7·E94 Core

David Eagleman

Jul 21, 2011

California passes a law requiring public schools to teach gay history, NBC loves breasts, and neuroscientist David Eagleman discusses the secret lives of the brain.

S7·E95 Mytharc

Brian Cox

Jul 25, 2011

The media assumes Norway's native gunman is Muslim, Summer's Eve uses vaginal puppetry to market their product to vaginas, and Brian Cox reveals the mysteries of space.

S7·E96 Core

Brooke Gladstone

Jul 26, 2011

Herman Cain breaks Stephen's heart, Peter Edelman talks "poors," and Brooke Gladstone reflects on the media's influence.

S7·E97 Core

Mary (Missy) Cummings

Jul 27, 2011

Home-owning vampire Patrick Rodgers turns the tables on Wells Fargo, electric car drivers face a critical deadline, and Missy Cummings develops a new breed of flying robots.

S7·E98 Core

Buddy Roemer

Jul 28, 2011

John McCain enrages Tea Partiers by calling them "Hobbits," and Republican presidential candidate Buddy Roemer won't take special-interest donations.

S7·E99 Core

Tony Hsieh

Aug 1, 2011

Stephen tells the "Billy Goats Gruff" debt ceiling story, an Alabama company turns ashes into bullets, and Zappos' C.E.O. Tony Hsieh talks about delivering happiness.

S7·E100 Core

Al Hunt

Aug 2, 2011

Scandal rocks Newt Gingrich's Twitterverse, David Leonhardt knows how to save America's credit rating, and Al Hunt thinks everyone lost the debt ceiling deal.

S7·E101 Core

Robert Wittman

Aug 3, 2011

A half-Hispanic teenager steals Spider-Man's job, Monopoly gets a makeover, and Robert Wittman solves art crimes.

S7·E102 Core

Anthony Bourdain

Aug 4, 2011

Wisconsin Democrats get bad absentee ballot applications, Stephen takes over MLB's Twitter feed, and Anthony Bourdain describes the grossest things he's ever eaten.

S7·E103 Core

Nassir Ghaemi

Aug 8, 2011

America's credit rating plummets, Prescott Group has a cheap doomsday solution, and Nassir Ghaemi thinks madness creates first-rate leaders.

S7·E104 Core

The Cars

Aug 9, 2011

The liberal media's hot-airheads have started indoctrinating America's kids.

S7·E105 Core

Elliot Ackerman

Aug 10, 2011

Father Jim Martin discusses God's job performance, political junkies donate money for a fix, and Elliot Ackerman lets voters directly nominate a president.

S7·E106 Mytharc

Gloria Steinem

Aug 11, 2011

Mitt Romney thinks corporations are people too, Stephen reveals his super PAC ad, and Gloria Steinem discusses gender equality.

S7·E107 Core

Ambassador Susan Rice

Aug 15, 2011

Stephen apologizes to WOI in Des Moines, Michele Bachmann wins the Iowa straw poll, and Ambassador Susan Rice discusses the role of the United Nations.

S7·E108 Core

STS-135 astronauts

Aug 16, 2011

Barack Obama spins "Obamacare," Frank Luntz transforms the Colbert Super PAC, and Atlantis' crewmembers talk about their final space mission.

S7·E109 Core

Jeff Bridges

Aug 17, 2011

Rick Perry hires Colbert Super PAC's treasurer, Rick Santorum puts gay marriage into everyday napkin terms, and Jeff Bridges looks good by having fun.

S7·E110 Core

Kevin Mitnick

Aug 18, 2011

America wants a badass president, WOI reports on the "Rick Parry" write-in scandal, and hacker Kevin Mitnick is the ghost in the wires.

S7·E111 Core

Gov. Tim Pawlenty

Sep 6, 2011

People enjoy a story more when they know how it ends, Prescott Group unveils its toning shoes, and Tim Pawlenty explains why he pulled out of the presidential race.

S7·E112 Core

Robin Wright

Sep 7, 2011

The TSA makes changes to airport security, controversy surrounds Martin Luther King Jr.'s memorial, and Robin Wright discusses the cultural impact of the Arab Spring.

S7·E113 Core

Tom Brokaw

Sep 8, 2011

The GOP debate drives Stephen to watch MSNBC, Rick Perry calls Social Security a Ponzi scheme, and Tom Brokaw follows the progress of 9/11 victims' family members.

S7·E114 Core

Diane Sawyer

Sep 12, 2011

Stephen reports on an old-school reporter, America profits from grief, and Diane Sawyer discusses "Jacqueline Kennedy: In Her Own Words."

S7·E115 Core

Al Gore

Sep 13, 2011

Barack Obama unveils his jobs plan, Paul Krugman discusses the Lesser Depression, and Al Gore focuses on climate reality.

S7·E116 Core

Michael Moore

Sep 14, 2011

Fox News objects to Barack Obama's jobs bill binder clip, Stephen unveils his postal solution, and Michael Moore talks about his memoir "Here Comes Trouble."

S7·E117 Core

David Copperfield

Sep 15, 2011

Swiss banking giant UBS reports a $2 billion loss, Jimmy Fallon loves Stephen, and David Copperfield discusses the mind-bending science of perception.

S7·E118 Core

Jeffrey Kluger

Sep 20, 2011

Barack Obama unveils his deficit reduction plan; the repeal of "don't ask, don't tell" changes everything; and Jeffrey Kluger examines the bond between siblings.

S7·E119 Core

Daniel Yergin

Sep 21, 2011

Reuters' Chrystia Freeland discusses Europe's financial crisis, protestors occupy Wall Street, and Daniel Yergin discusses the world's quest for energy.

S7·E120 Core

Jeremy Ben-Ami

Sep 22, 2011

A defunct satellite threatens the earth, the Marine Corps limits troops to silent farts in Afghanistan, and Jeremy Ben-Ami discusses the Israeli-Palestinian peace process.

S7·E121 Core

Radiohead

Sep 26, 2011

America reaches a milestone in corporate civil rights, Thom Yorke and Ed O'Brien discuss global warming, and rock legend Radiohead performs.

S7·E122 Core

Melinda Gates

Sep 27, 2011

Rick Perry owns his horrific debate performance, the NFL tightens stadium security, and Melinda Gates works on improving America's public schools.

S7·E123 Mytharc

Ken Burns

Sep 28, 2011

Rick Perry talks immigration, America gets tough on pregnant Mexicans, John Lithgow calls the Atone Phone, and Ken Burns discusses his Prohibition documentary.

S7·E124 Mytharc

Mark Cuban

Sep 29, 2011

Karl Rove's fundraising takes a turn, Trevor Potter arms Stephen with a 501(c)(4), Kevin Kline hosts The Donating Game, and Mark Cuban talks billionaires.

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