The Bernie Mac Show: Season 2

S2·E1 Mytharc

Keep It on the Short Grass

Sep 18, 2002

It's Bernie who acts like a kid when Wanda teams with him in a charity golf tournament. Bernie sees it as a grudge match against the host, Matt Damon, who has been claiming he cons

S2·E2 Core

Goodbye Dolly

Sep 25, 2002

When Bryana loses her doll after a day at the beach, Bernie begins a midnight odyssey to retrieve it. After a grueling search, Bernie finds the doll, but realizes he must wean Brya

S2·E3 Core

Carfool

Oct 30, 2002

Bernie is delighted that the kids are in a carpool because it means he will only have to drive them to school two days a week. The delight is short-lived when the carpool becomes m

S2·E4 Core

Mac Local 137

Nov 6, 2002

Bernie is sick of the kids tearing up the house, so he decides to make them clean up everything they've ruined. The kids go along with the plan until they realize Bernie isn't payi

S2·E5 Core

Welcome to the Jungle

Nov 13, 2002

Jordan's homework of caring for a snake has Bryanna clamoring for her own pet. Wildlife expert Jules Sylvester counsels Bernie.

S2·E6 Core

Bernie Mac Dance Party

Nov 20, 2002

Vanessa is slow to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, but quick to treat him like a stranger once there.

S2·E7 Core

Tryptophan-tasy

Nov 27, 2002

To ensure he has enough turkey at Thanksgiving, Bernie makes his own personal, no-kids-allowed bird—which comes out undercooked, thanks to Jordan. But Bernie plows through anyway

S2·E8 Core

The United Front

Dec 4, 2002

Bernie enlists Wanda to join him in a "united front" to be tougher on the kids, but she doesn't like getting the same cold shoulder they give him.

S2·E9 Core

The Sweet Life

Dec 11, 2002

Don Rickles plays a neighbor who dispenses some unorthodox advice when Bernie is told he has high cholesterol. Though it's a sore shoulder and badgering from Wanda that sends Berni

S2·E10 Core

Sin Cup

Jan 15, 2003

Bernie and Jordan square off in a battle not quite of biblical proportions, but certainly of biblical content, as the youngster craftily uses the Good Book for manipulation when he

S2·E11 Core

Bernie Mac Rope-a-Dope

Feb 5, 2003

Wesley Snipes takes a genial comic spin as Wanda's easygoing boss, Duke, who invites the couple to a dinner party. Feeling as if the kids are ""turning my brain into mush,"" Bernie

S2·E12 Core

Magic Jordan

Feb 12, 2003

Jordan plans to impress one of Vanessa's friends with magic.

S2·E13 Core

Raging Election

Feb 26, 2003

Bernie and Wanda attend Vanessa's parent night at her school. They are shocked to find that her teacher likes her, and thinks she is not being challenged enough, so he suggests she

S2·E14 Core

Leaving Los Angeles

Mar 12, 2003

After taking the kids to the movies, Las Vegas-bound Bernie is further delayed by scenes that grow out of what they saw there, but weren't supposed to see.

S2·E15 Core

Pink Gold

Mar 19, 2003

Chris Rock and Jay Leno guest star, as Bernie takes a long-standing grudge against Rock all the way to The Tonight Show. Upset after seeing Rock get preferential treatment at a d

S2·E16 Core

Chess Wars

Apr 9, 2003

Bernie uses principles of chess to check the kids' desires, but Jordan's no pawn as he moves to achieve his goal: a paintball gun!

S2·E17 Core

The Incredible Bulk

Apr 16, 2003

Tired of having to run to the store all the time for the kids, Bernie Mac's friends introduce him to Cost Depot. At first this solution is so simple/fun but it soon gets very addic

S2·E18 Core

Maid Man

Apr 23, 2003

Bernie Mac gets a maid for himself only but the kids use the maid behind his back.

S2·E19 Core

Nut Job

Apr 30, 2003

After enrolling his kids in a slew of extracurricular activities, Bernie suddenly finds his own free time disappearing when he is selected to be an activities suprvisor.

S2·E20 Core

The Other Sister

May 7, 2003

Bernie's sister, Benita, comes to visit, and all havoc starts. She first tells Bryana that she cannot play Snow White in the school play because she is black. She also buys a cell

S2·E21 Mytharc

Meet The Grandparents

May 7, 2003

Wanda's parents, Lloyd and Leora, visit the Mac household. Bernie and Wanda first think the visit will be good for the kids. But Lloyd and Leora start to give them more then they b

S2·E22 Mytharc

For a Few Dollars More

May 14, 2003

Bernie finds out Jordan has never had a birthday party. He can't believe his mom never gave him one. He decides to give Jordan a very special 10th birthday. Jordan gets excited and