The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya: Season 2026
Season 7 Lore Primer
Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.
- Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya Season 6.
- Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
- Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
- Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
Episode Guide
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The Twelfth Day After Christmas with Trixie and Katya
Jan 6, 2026 · 60 min
'Twas 12 days after Christmas, when we gathered in the valley, To record a podcast and reflect on our holiday glee. We had dashed through L.A., to a glittering A-List soirée, To ea
The Silence of the Hooves with Trixie and Katya
Jan 13, 2026 · 62 min
Dearest Katya. It is I, Silas P. Hoofman, the ghost of the antelope who currently hangs in a perpetual state of taxidermy above your bed. From my velveted perch upon this ignoble w
250 Episodes of Dolls Being Dolls with Trixie and Katya
Jan 20, 2026 · 53 min
Our beloved listeners and wayward souls, we write to you from the glittery halls of memory, where two hundred and fifty episodes now flutter like sequined gowns on a brightly-lit s
From Hooves to Haute with Trixie and Katya
Jan 27, 2026 · 59 min
This week's episode is presented by Hollywood's premier foot feminization service, "From Hooves to Haute." With our patented treatment derived from centuries of Icelandic foot wors
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya
Feb 3, 2026 · 56 min
Dear Dr. Whiffenschtuppel, I write to you this day to express my deepest gratitude for changing my life. Long ago, I remember staring at my banana on the kitchen counter, bruised a
The Bald and the Breakfast with Trixie and Katya
Feb 10, 2026 · 54 min
Wake up and put on your nicest wiglet, Deborah! The sun is shining and it's time to head on down to The Bald & The Breakfast, Weho's newest morning hotspot where Trixie and Katya a
A Meditation on Fruit Cups and Resplendence with Trixie and Katya
Feb 17, 2026 · 58 min
In the majestic kingdom of sleep where the heavens are transformed into a silken washhouse of torrential storms, the clouds are wrung dry by invisible hands while heinous blonde fl
This One Goes Out to All the Buttholes with Trixie and Katya
Feb 24, 2026 · 67 min
I am the ring that no laurels adorn, A puckered little star at the edge of the form. No medals are pinned to my tireless skin, Yet I toil and labor each day, all from within. T
The Last Rites of Eternal Chaos with Trixie and Katya
Mar 3, 2026 · 54 min
You are cordially invited to attend a most distinguished yet eminently fake wake in honor of Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova, the undisputed queens of chaos, podcasts, and m
A Motherforking Clusterfluff with Trixie and Katya
Mar 10, 2026 · 52 min
Welcome back to another motherflocking, cockadoodle, son-of-a-biscuit episode of The Bald and the Beautiful, where our dolls yap their pretty little ash-offs about fame, folly, and
The Squirtle Spurtle with Trixie and Katya
Mar 17, 2026 · 59 min
If you thought oatmeal recipes couldn't be sensual, you'd be dead wrong. Dim the lights, burn that bergamot arousal candle from your cousin's bachelorette party, and bring 1 cup of
The Bride and the Betrothed with Trixie and Katya
Mar 24, 2026 · 64 min
Ms. Trixie Mattel and Ms. Katya Zamo kindly request the distinguished honor of your presence at their most magnificent nuptial celebration, where the theme shall be "Baroque Techno
A Triumph of Pure Delight with Trixie and Katya
Mar 31, 2026 · 53 min
What you are about to hear is the absolute apex of what humanity has frequently referred to as "joy." The following sixty-ish minutes of audio and video are a glorious, overflowing
An Open Letter to the Emmys with Trixie and Katya
Apr 7, 2026 · 56 min
Dearest esteemed leadership of the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences. We respectfully and fervently request the honor of serving as presenters for the Lead Actress c
Bobby and the Ice Queens with Trixie and Katya
Apr 14, 2026 · 68 min
Premiering this Summer off off off Broadway, it's "Bobby & the Ice Queens"! From an usher at "Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark" comes the glitter-drenched fever dream no sane theater
Kristen Schaal and the Science of "Bricked" with Katya
Apr 21, 2026 · 78 min
According to the newly-published Schaal-Zamo Compendium of Physiological Sex Stuff, "Bricked" (or "Briqued" as it is colloquially known for females) is a coordinated bio-psycho-phy
Thank you for Choosing Bald Airlines with Trixie and Katya
Apr 28, 2026 · 62 min
Ladies and gentlemen, as we taxi to the gate we'd like to thank you for choosing Bald Airlines, where every seat is first class and includes botox, estate planning, legally-binding
Courtney Act is Eminently Keen with Trixie and Katya
May 5, 2026 · 71 min
In today's class, myriad topics of interest and erudition will be covered, but first we shall crack open Miss Act's Rules of Grace and Refinement Vol. 1, beginning with the phrase,
IMHO's Darby and Alexis Summon Charcuterie Spirits with Trixie
May 12, 2026 · 67 min
The city of Burbank was sweating secrets, and somewhere beneath the flicker of a dying neon sign, IMHO: The Podcast's Darby Lynn Cartwright & Alexis Bevels were cooking up a scheme
Juno Birch Is a Little Less Blue with Trixie
May 19, 2026 · 66 min
Once upon a time, today's exceptionally iridescent guest was twilight-blue and hidden behind a cloak of pastel azure. Now that cerulean shell has loosened, revealing shades of the
Leland's How-To-Guide for Musical Excellence with Trixie
May 26, 2026 · 61 min
To properly record and master this episode featuring acclaimed music producer and Drag Race Rusical songwriting and composing legend Leland, first establish a controlled conversati
Kelly Mantle Demands More Glamour and Less Clamor with Trixie
Jun 2, 2026 · 66 min
Like a velvet-cloaked goth privateer, Kelly Mantle strode into the podcast studio this week and set her microphone ablaze as if forged by fire in a glamorous volcano. With every s
"You Smell Like Hospital" with Trixie and Katya
Jun 9, 2026 · 93 min
Upon the pale and trembling threshold of a Beverly Hills hospital bed, where machines blinked like tiny frigid stars and the kingdom of Katya's body had been besieged by a cruel an
A Ventriloquist Love Affair with Trixie and Katya
Jun 16, 2026 · 72 min
Take notice, patrons of both the curious and mechanically marvelous! Two celebrated drag-queen automatons seated in comfy chairs, shall speak herein for approximately one hour via
Robby Hoffman is Aggressively Kind with Trixie
Jun 23, 2026 · 67 min
Once upon a Silver Lake lanai, beneath a moon so bright it seemed personally sponsored by comradery and friendship, Dame Trixie Mattel met Emmy-nominated comedian and actor Robby H
Ten Queens, Five Suitcases, No Dignity: All Stars Season 2
Jun 30, 2026 · 87 min
Dim the lights, dear podcast friends, and settle in for a delightful tale. In a world where no cohesive thought process exists for long, two drag queens sat before their microphone
Maria Bamford Can Bomb Anywhere, So Why Drive? with Trixie
Jul 7, 2026 · 70 min
Once upon a time in a magical far-off land, Trixie Mattel, the undisputed Royal Duchess of Drag, believed herself to be best friends with Maria Bamford, the realm's undeniable Quee
Commuter? I Hardly Know Her! with Trixie and Katya
Jul 14, 2026 · 63 min
The City of Los Angeles, in the full radiance of its civic wisdom and an ambition matched only by its bewildering infrastructure, proudly announces the inauguration of a new subway
The Magic of Movements with Trixie and Katya
Jul 21, 2026 · 64 min
Across the porcelain provinces of our human experience, each soul leaves behind its own small testament; some solemn and substantial, with others fleeting as a whispered flush unde
Wear Your Virtue, Broadcast Your Bouquet with Trixie and Katya
Jul 28, 2026 · 60 min
We here at Bald, LLC are proud to present: "The Essence of Consequence," our ultra-natural deodorant lovingly compounded from Icelandic aloe, pulverized cedar bark, ceremonial Scot
Some Like It Hot & Flaky
Aug 4, 2026 · 56 min
Hey there, homemakers: why serve your hungry brood another dreary, bare-faced supper when the smart modern cook can tuck beef, chicken, ham, veggie dogs, Cyclospora-laden lettuce,
We Finally Explain Art
Aug 11, 2026 · 48 min
Art, to us beautiful biological women, is the residue produced when consciousness attempts to impose intelligibility upon the otherwise rudimentary foundation of existence. It's a
The Ballad of Merrily and Bob
Aug 18, 2026 · 49 min
From a nameless wind-swept Midwest town came Merrily, an innocent creature bound for Hollywood beneath a horrible perm, her face entombed in pancake makeup thick enough to withstan
"One Ring to Rule Them All"
Aug 25, 2026 · 60 min
Ladies, Theydies, and Gentlethems! Behold Trixie's newly-acquired ring of destiny: the one and only Oura Ring! A small and gleaming metallic circlet wherein the chronicles of the m
All Friendship is Valid
Sep 1, 2026 · 52 min
If we were to distill this episode into a single thesis statement, it would be the argument that friendship resides not merely in affection or proximity, but in the reciprocal reco
The Grand Imperial Jubilee of Radiance, Womanhood & Excellence
Sep 8, 2026 · 51 min
Legends tell of the final round of a combination beauty pageant/spelling bee that ceased to resemble any known human contest, but had instead become a brutal reckoning of song, dan
A Transcendent Poolside Smoothie Recipe
Sep 15, 2026 · 51 min
To fully optimize the final days of sunshine and warmth this September, wait until the afternoon is aglow with solar benevolence; the perfect time for a sun-drenched pool party and
Roz Hernandez Should Be More Famous
Sep 22, 2026 · 55 min
The deliciously-delightful and splendidly-spooky Roz Hernandez descends upon the studio like a Victorian apparition with gorgeous bangs, joining Trixie for a feverish symposium on
Meatball and the Forbidden Posterior Pickle
Sep 29, 2026 · 57 min
As night fell and the city surrendered to shadow, Meatball and Trixie embarked upon a feverish pilgrimage through humanity’s most sacred mysteries: the ceremonial placement of pick