S6·E17 Take Us Back to Gawd's Country with Trixie and Katya

In the depths of the city of angels, where devilish sinners prance,

There live two drag queens, luring innocent souls to Gomorrah with their twisted dance.

With rainbow flags flying, amidst the woke chaos no one can hear,

The cries of good 'ol Americans drowning their sorrows in watery domestic beer.

But down in the South, where mint juleps flow like water and the bayou air is pure,

The laws of the Crawdad and the Bible are the only cure.

So put down that wig, makeup, and butt-plug, and travel with us to where cornfields sway,

Escape the madness of the big city of L.A., and order a bowl of Crawfish Étouffée.