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Tales from the Darkside: Season 1

23 episodes Premiered Sep 30, 1984 Updated Jul 19, 2026
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Episodes

S1·E1

The New Man

Sep 30, 1984 · 23 min

A recovering alcoholic is disturbed to find a young boy who shows up at his office claiming to be his son Jerry. The man is further angered when the boy shows up at his house. Whil

S1·E2

I'll Give You a Million

Oct 7, 1984 · 23 min

Two old, rich men like to wager among themselves on trivial matters for huge amounts. One of them, Williams, offers his friend a million dollars for his immortal soul. Blaine accep

S1·E3

Pain Killer

Oct 14, 1984 · 23 min

Harvey goes to Dr. Roebuck with back pains and Roebuck prescribes a miraculous cure. It's not until later that Harvey finds the price he must pay...

S1·E4

The Odds

Oct 21, 1984 · 23 min

Tommy Vale, a barroom bookie finds himself in a curious predicament: a man comes in who can't lose. As the story unravels, he finds out that his opponent is Lacey, a man who went b

S1·E5

Mookie and Pookie

Nov 4, 1984 · 23 min

Twin siblings, Mookie and Pookie, are extremely close. But Mookie has a terminal illness. Later the scientific genius Mookie succesfully downloads his mind into the computer before

S1·E6

Slippage

Nov 11, 1984 · 23 min

A young ad-design artist begins to literally "slip" out of reality. Slowly but surely he seems to be fading out of existence: first his payroll checks disappear, then his high scho

S1·E7

Inside the Closet

Nov 18, 1984 · 23 min

A student takes a room with an abrupt, somewhat rude anthropology professor. He instructs her never to open the small door in the back of her closet. Hearing strange noises, she ev

S1·E8

The Word Processor of the Gods

Nov 25, 1984 · 23 min

Richard Hagstrom is dismayed with the way life has treated him (a rude son, a shrewish wife). His nephew Jonathan gives him a birthday present: a homemade word processor. Hagstrom

S1·E9

A Case of the Stubborns

Dec 2, 1984 · 23 min

In the backwoods, a family patriarch dies...only to come back, unaware that he's dead. The townspeople are up in arms, but the old man is too stubborn to admit he's dead, despite h

S1·E10

Djinn, No Chaser

Jan 13, 1985 · 23 min

A couple inadvertently buy a magic lamp that contains a genie. Unfortunately, the genie is anything but amiably. Confined in the lamp for thousands of years and still trapped, he r

S1·E11

All a Clone by the Telephone

Jan 20, 1985 · 23 min

Leon, a hapless TV writer, buys an answering machine that has a mind of its own - it initially helps him out by providing him with new material, but Leon soon finds that it's takin

S1·E12

In the Cards

Jan 27, 1985 · 23 min

A fake fortuneteller, Caterina, soon finds that every fortune she tells comes true...but she can only predict gruesome and horrific ends for her customers. She soon discovers that

S1·E13

Anniversary Dinner

Feb 3, 1985 · 23 min

A young girl fleeing her boyfriend finds herself in a small country home with a genial older couple. They take pity on her and invite her in, and even invite her to their special a

S1·E14

Snip, Snip

Feb 10, 1985 · 23 min

A warlock and a witch get into a battle over a $10 million lottery ticket when each claims that the spirits gave them the winning number.

S1·E15

Answer Me

Feb 17, 1985 · 23 min

Joan is apartment-sitting for a friend but finds herself tormented by a phone that won't stop ringing.

S1·E16

The Tear Collector

Feb 24, 1985 · 23 min

Prudence is a young woman who can't stop crying, but finds a peculiar way to make a profit when she meets Ambrose Cavender, a man who collects tears.

S1·E17

Madness Room

May 5, 1985 · 23 min

Cathy Osborne brings her husband up to a previously-unknown room in their house and along with her friend Michael, relates the tale of how the room is the "madness room" from which

S1·E18

If the Shoes Fit...

May 12, 1985 · 23 min

Fast-talking politician Bo Gumbs finds himself in serious trouble when he arrives for a meeting and waits at a nearby hotel.

S1·E19

Levitation

May 19, 1985 · 23 min

A teenager enraptured with magicians goes to a flee-bitten circus to seek out one of the greater: Kharma. However, Kharma now does cheap magic for the crowds, and none of the great

S1·E20

It All Comes Out in the Wash

May 26, 1985 · 23 min

Henry, a greedy developers, stumbles upon a Chinese laundry that offers a unique service - it can "wash out" guilt. Henry employs their services but soon finds there is a unpleasan

S1·E21

Bigalow's Last Smoke

Jun 9, 1985 · 23 min

Mr. Bigalow, a lifelong cigarette smoker, wakes up to find that his windows have bars on them and his door is sealed shut. A mysterious figure appears on Bigalow's television, info

S1·E22

Grandma's Last Wish

Jun 16, 1985 · 23 min

Given one last wish to enliven her days before she is moved into the Tranquil Gardens retirement home, elderly Grandma sees to it that her self-centered family finds out what it's

S1·E23

The False Prophet

Aug 4, 1985 · 23 min

Cassie Pines is a woman travelling on her own who believes in astrology, tea leaves...everything. She comes into a diner with a most unusual mechanical fortune teller named Horace