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Suburgatory: Season 2

22 episodes Premiered Oct 17, 2012 Updated Oct 14, 2026
Previously on Suburgatory

Season 2 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Picks up essential narrative continuity directly following the events of Suburgatory Season 1.
  • ⚡ Character alliances, factions, and personal loyalties undergo significant shifts under escalating stakes.
  • ⚡ Addresses unresolved cliffhangers and thematic mysteries introduced during previous seasons.
  • ⚡ Establishes the primary seasonal conflict that drives serialized character arcs toward the finale.
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Season 2 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 2: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (19): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S2·E1 Mytharc

Homecoming

Oct 17, 2012 · 22 min

Tessa returns to Chatswin after spending summer with her grandmother; George finds Tessa's renewed interest in her mother threatening; Tessa signs up for the Fall Follies; Noah and

S2·E2 Core

The Witch of East Chatswin

Oct 24, 2012 · 22 min

When Tessa convinces Delia and her friends to think up feminist-inspired Halloween costumes, she attracts the attention of the Chatswin witch; Noah and George dress as each other;

S2·E3 Core

Ryan's Song

Oct 31, 2012 · 22 min

Lisa agrees to help him with Tessa; Dallas invites her life coach along on her first date with George; Tessa baby-sits with Opus.

S2·E4 Core

Foam Finger

Nov 7, 2012 · 22 min

When Dalia abandons her friends Kimantha, Kenzie and Kaitlyn to hang out with her father's fiancee, her former pals turn to Lisa and Tessa; George and Dallas take their relationshi

S2·E5 Core

The Wishbone

Nov 14, 2012 · 22 min

Tessa decides to spend Thanksgiving in the city with her mom and grandmother; George hosts Thanksgiving dinner for Dallas.

S2·E6 Core

Friendship Fish

Nov 28, 2012 · 22 min

George starts to feel comfortable in the suburbs after Dallas gives him a makeover; while Malik is away for a couple days, Lisa decides to spend every minute with Tessa.

S2·E7 Core

Krampus

Dec 5, 2012 · 22 min

George assumes that Tessa will be thrilled to go on an excursion with her mother in New York, but Tessa finds herself missing Chatswin and her father; the Shay family is thrown int

S2·E8 Core

Black Thai

Jan 9, 2013 · 22 min

When Dalia receives a new car after PSAT results are released, Tessa becomes obsessed with finding out Dalia's score; Jill and Noah ask Mr. Wolfe to tutor their baby.

S2·E9 Core

Junior Secretary's Day

Jan 16, 2013 · 22 min

George has to manage Tessa's recovery after her wisdom teeth are removed and deal with Fred Shay, who has moved into their basement after a career setback; Dallas is insecure about

S2·E10 Core

Chinese Chicken

Jan 23, 2013 · 22 min

George starts to feel stifled when Dallas' efforts to promote his business go overboard; Tessa learns what life is like as a football player's girlfriend.

S2·E11 Core

Yakult Leader

Jan 30, 2013 · 22 min

When Yakult feels depressed, Dallas asks Yoni (Wilmer Valderrama) for help; the Shays ask Tessa to set Lisa up on a date.

S2·E12 Core

Body Talk

Feb 6, 2013 · 22 min

Dallas learns that part of her property is in East Chatswin, meaning she gets kicked out of the country club and Dalia must attend a neighboring high school. Meanwhile, Tessa is ta

S2·E13 Core

Blowtox and Burlap

Feb 13, 2013 · 22 min

Tessa convinces Ryan to attend an art house movie with her on Valentine's Day; Sheila's mother, Gam Gam causes friction between Fred and Sheila; and when Dallas has a bad reaction

S2·E14 Core

T-Ball & Sympathy

Feb 20, 2013 · 22 min

Tessa begins dispensing romantic advice—whether people ask for it or not—though her attempt to help Mr. Wolfe doesn’t work out so well. Meanwhile, George helps Dallas coach a T-bal

S2·E15 Core

Leaving Chatswin

Feb 27, 2013 · 22 min

George is deeply affected when Marty passes away; after learning that Ryan has been dishonest, Tessa considers the future of their relationship and her plans for college.

S2·E16 Core

How to Be a Baby

Mar 6, 2013 · 22 min

Dalia tries to help Mr. Wolfe recover from his breakup with chef Alan; George and Dallas are caught in the crossfire when Noah becomes convinced that Carmen is the love of his life

S2·E17 Core

Eat, Pray, Eat

Mar 20, 2013 · 22 min

When Dallas fears she will never compare to Alex, George's ex, she seeks solace in Jill Werner -- and carbs; Tessa thinks she has lost her youthful vigor; Noah uncovers a secret ab

S2·E18 Core

Brown Trembler

Mar 27, 2013 · 22 min

After Noah's divorce, George offers him and Opus a place to stay until they get back on their feet; Dallas realizes that Dalia is a hoarder; Fred asks Tessa to help him land his dr

S2·E19 Core

Decemberfold

Apr 3, 2013 · 22 min

George's newfound obsession with his body image alienates Dallas; Lisa figures out why Dalia is being nice to Tessa.

S2·E20 Core

Go, Gamblers!

Apr 10, 2013 · 22 min

Tessa helps Ryan choose a college; George asks Dallas to move in with him; Sheila sells George's house.

S2·E21 Mytharc

Apocalypse Meow

Apr 17, 2013 · 22 min

Dallas helps George tell Tessa that he has sold their house; when Dalia tries to make Tessa miserable, Tessa seeks revenge.

S2·E22 Mytharc

Stray Dogs

Apr 17, 2013 · 22 min

Sheila talks Mr. Wolfe into throwing a chastity ball at the high school; George buys Dallas her dream house.

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