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Squidbillies: Season 9

10 episodes Premiered Sep 21, 2014 Updated Oct 31, 2026
Previously on Squidbillies

Season 9 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Picks up essential narrative continuity directly following the events of Squidbillies Season 8.
  • ⚡ Character alliances, factions, and personal loyalties undergo significant shifts under escalating stakes.
  • ⚡ Addresses unresolved cliffhangers and thematic mysteries introduced during previous seasons.
  • ⚡ Establishes the primary seasonal conflict that drives serialized character arcs toward the finale.
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Season 9 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 9: Filler vs. Essential Canon

Filter episodes by narrative weight. Focus on essential mytharc and skip standalone side quests.

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (7): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S9·E1 Mytharc

Hetero-Cephalo Agenda

Sep 21, 2014 · 11 min

Early picks the wrong side in the battle for marriage equality.

S9·E2 Core

Limbitless

Sep 28, 2014 · 11 min

Early trades his legs.

S9·E3 Core

Taint Misbehavin'

Oct 5, 2014 · 11 min

Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.

S9·E5 Core

Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!

Oct 19, 2014 · 11 min

Early acquires a doomsday bunker when he triggers the collapse of society.

S9·E7 Core

Granny Hotfoot

Nov 9, 2014 · 11 min

Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.

S9·E8 Core

Sheriff-in-law

Nov 16, 2014 · 11 min

Early directs his love in the wrong places.

S9·E9 Mytharc

Hybrid To Hell

Nov 23, 2014 · 11 min

Early loses the love of his life.

S9·E10 Mytharc

Jose, Can You? Si!

Nov 30, 2014 · 11 min

Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.

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