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South Park: Season 13

14 episodes Premiered Mar 11, 2009 Updated Oct 2, 2026

Season 13 of the animated sitcom South Park follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers named Cartman, Kenny, Stan, and Kyle in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado. During this season, the boys save the economy, the whales, and a bunch of dead celebrities, all while discovering the joys of Fish Sticks as part of growing up in South Park. The series is created by Trey Parker and Matt

Previously on South Park

Season 13 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ The series follows four irreverent grade-schoolers named Cartman, Kenny, Stan, and Kyle.
  • ⚡ The show is set in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.
  • ⚡ The animated sitcom is created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
  • ⚡ Trey Parker and Matt Stone perform the majority of the male character voices, joined by April Stewart and Mona Marshall for the female characters.
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Season overview

Season 13 of the animated sitcom South Park follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers named Cartman, Kenny, Stan, and Kyle in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado. During this season, the boys save the economy, the whales, and a bunch of dead celebrities, all while discovering the joys of Fish Sticks as part of growing up in South Park. The series is created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who also do the majority of the voices for the male characters alongside April Stewart and Mona Marshall, who provide the voices for the female characters.

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Season 13 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 13: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (11): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S13·E1 Mytharc

The Ring

Mar 11, 2009 · 23 min

Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is c

S13·E2 Core

The Coon

Mar 18, 2009 · 23 min

“The Coon” rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of “Myster

S13·E3 Core

Margaritaville

Mar 25, 2009 · 23 min

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer de

S13·E4 Core

Eat, Pray, Queef

Apr 1, 2009 · 23 min

Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn't go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it agai

S13·E5 Core

Fishsticks

Apr 8, 2009 · 23 min

Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. Th

S13·E6 Core

Pinewood Derby

Apr 15, 2009 · 23 min

Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.

S13·E7 Core

Fatbeard

Apr 22, 2009 · 23 min

Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.

S13·E8 Core

Dead Celebrities

Oct 7, 2009 · 23 min

Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He's freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won't leave Ike

S13·E9 Core

Butters' Bottom Bitch

Oct 14, 2009 · 23 min

Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest

S13·E10 Core

W.T.F.

Oct 21, 2009 · 23 min

The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing

S13·E11 Core

Whale Whores

Oct 28, 2009 · 23 min

Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphi

S13·E12 Core

The F Word

Nov 4, 2009 · 23 min

Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They thrown down the F word and the g

S13·E13 Mytharc

Dances With Smurfs

Nov 11, 2009 · 23 min

Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body Pre

S13·E14 Mytharc

Pee

Nov 18, 2009 · 23 min

Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boys' fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Ca

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