S5·E14 11/18/2000

Fans of the Week: Barnet - Nicky Evans is apparently their greatest ever player. Score in Feed the Goat: Four.

Footballer Guest: Neil Ruddock (Crystal Palace)

Razor - still insists that Sir Alan Shearer isn't boring

Other Guests: -Noel Gallagher (Oasis) (Man City fan) -Mani (Stone Roses - now Primal Scream) (Man Utd fan)

Mani and Noel - part of two fantastic British bands

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. Injury excuses 2. Captain Beckham's pride 3. Chelsea average again 4. Di Canio's comments 5. England were cheated - again

Soccerette: Called Lauren, age 17, 5 foot 7, from Yateley, supports Chelsea.

Can He Kick It? Guest: David White (ex Man City, Leeds etc) Could He Kick It? Yes.