S4·E23 1/8/2000

Fans of the Week: Blackburn. Score in LOBSTAR: One.

Footballer Guests: -Frank Lampard (Jnr) (West Ham) -Seth Johnson (Derby)

On the Phone: -Xavier Wiggins (Wimbledon fanzine) -Phillipe Albert (Charleoi)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. Manchester United 2. African footballers: club v country 3. Leeds' bubble burst 4. Video evidence 5. David Beckham

Changing Rooms: David Batty (Leeds) said that Roy Keane and Paul Ince are the Premiership hardmen, the most diffucult opponent he's faced is Joe Cole and if he had to choose a favourite referee, it would be Graham Poll.

Soccerettes: -Called Rachel, age 24, 5 foot 6, from Nottingham, supports Arsenal. -Called Lindsey, age 23, 5 foot 4, from Milton Keynes, supports Northampton.

Can He Kick It? Guest: Kevin Bond (ex Norwich etc) Could He Kick It? No - yet another save by the Cat.