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Sirens: Season 1

10 episodes Premiered Mar 6, 2014 Updated Jul 22, 2026
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Episodes

S1·E1

Pilot

Mar 6, 2014 · 22 min

While Brian has his first day on the rig, Johnny runs into Theresa for the first time since they took "a break," and Hank and the guys discuss their "In Case of Emergency" contacts

S1·E2

A Bitch Named Karma

Mar 6, 2014 · 22 min

A lightning strike at a church picnic gets the guys to start thinking about how there’s no justice in sickness and injury, because like it or not, the “rain falls equally on the ju

S1·E3

Rachel McAdams Topless

Mar 13, 2014 · 22 min

A patient knocking on death's door pleads with the guys to go back to his house and clear the search history on his computer. After they stumble across a troubling image on the com

S1·E4

Famous Last Words

Mar 20, 2014 · 22 min

A dying man’s last words inspire Johnny to have the first conversation he’s had with his dad in seven years. Elsewhere, a determined Brian takes Hank on a quest to communicate the

S1·E5

Alcohol Related Injury

Mar 27, 2014 · 22 min

After a drunken hook up, Johnny and Theresa decide they can have "just sex" so long as they establish clear ground rules. Meanwhile, the guys treat injuries resulting from a drunke

S1·E6

The Finger

Apr 3, 2014 · 22 min

Johnny introduces Theresa to his father and is taken aback when his Dad drops a bomb of a secret on him. Elsewhere, Brian struggles to find the right moves to put on his work crush

S1·E7

Till Jeff Do Us Part

Apr 10, 2014 · 22 min

Johnny steps up for his friend when Hank gets an invitation to his Ex’s wedding, while Theresa has trouble seeing eye to eye with a wedding guest. Meanwhile, Brian learns a new job

S1·E8

Itsy Bitsy Spider

Apr 17, 2014 · 22 min

After it's revealed that Hank is deathly afraid of spiders and Brian comes face-to-face with his suicidal doppleganger, everyone examines their own fears, and Johnny gets payback f

S1·E9

There's No ''I'' in Cream

Apr 24, 2014 · 22 min

While teaching a class to prospective EMTs, the crew recalls a day that ran the gamut from the mundane to the catastrophic, and Johnny tries to find out who ate last the donut.

S1·E10

Shotgun Wedding

May 1, 2014 · 22 min

Theresa has a brush with death on the job and resolves to join the FBI in Washington. When Johnny proposes marriage to keep her in Chicago, they must overcome a series of catastrop