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RT Life: 2017

85 episodes Premiered Jan 3, 2017 Updated Sep 29, 2026
Previously on RT Life

Season 7 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of RT Life Season 6.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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S7·E1 Mytharc

Celebrity Impressions

Jan 3, 2017 · 2 min

Elyse practices her best celebrity impressions during some down time, and James offers his critical input.

S7·E2 Core

Wedding Dance-Off

Jan 4, 2017 · 2 min

While attending Brandon's wedding in November, the RT crew faced off against a real dance crew. The winning team is pretty obvious.

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Japan Trip

Jan 9, 2017 · 2 min

Miles, Kerry, and Gray visit Tokyo for the release of RWBY Volume 3. Food, fun, and anime abound.

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Go-Kart Racing

Jan 10, 2017 · 2 min

Blaine tests his skills as a sports commentator while at the K1 speed race between the Live Action and Sales departments.

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Nugget Ice Maker

Jan 11, 2017 · 2 min

Becca brings the nugget ice revolution to Rooster Teeth, and the lovers and critics gather to share their thoughts.

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RT Maternity Ward

Jan 13, 2017 · 2 min

Art Director Max decides to prank Live Action coordinator Patrick in the most disturbing way possible, because friendship?

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Sexy Walk Training

Jan 17, 2017 · 2 min

Ashley attempts to teach Blaine how to perform a sexy walk in a skin tight suit in between takes during Eleven Little Roosters filming.

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Birthdays on Fire

Jan 19, 2017 · 2 min

The RT Life team planned a special surprise for Chris and Burnie's joint birthday present. Can you handle the heat?

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Free Hugs!

Jan 23, 2017 · 2 min

In honor of National Hug Day, Rooster Teeth employees took some time out of their day to give hugs to their coworkers (some more willing than others).

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Eleven Little Screamers

Jan 25, 2017 · 2 min

Just a casual day of screaming at the office. When Blaine needed to record the sounds of women screaming for a scene in Eleven Little Roosters, Patrick and Jessica got very into ch

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Putin on a Horse

Jan 31, 2017 · 2 min

While on their way to shoot pickups for ELR, Josh and Blaine encounter some unexpected obstacles: horse traffic and a flat tire.

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RWBY Japanese Actresses Meet The CRWBY

Feb 1, 2017 · 2 min

While visiting Japan for the premiere of RWBY Vol. 3 in Tokyo, Miles, Kerry, and Gray meet the Japanese voice cast of RWBY.

S7·E13 Core

Company Photo

Feb 6, 2017 · 2 min

During a rare moment when the entire company was together, Burnie, Matt, and Barb attempt to take the new company photo using Burnie's drone.

S7·E14 Mytharc

Pie-Face Showdown

Feb 7, 2017 · 2 min

Barbara and Mariel challenge each other and their friends to a pie-face (or in their case, shaving cream) showdown. Mariel is surprised by her own abilities, but not necessarily in

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Wigs, Pleather, and Sax

Feb 13, 2017 · 2 min

Introducing Rooster Teeth's first house band, RSTR (alternatively known by the many different names Geoff supplies during Relationship Goals tapings).

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Trying Vegemite at RTX Sydney

Feb 15, 2017 · 2 min

After trying Vegemite the "American" way in Austin (in large, unforgiving globs), Caiti teaches Blaine and Josh how to eat Vegemite the proper way while in Sydney for RTX.

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RWBY Plays RWBY

Feb 17, 2017 · 2 min

After taping a special RWBY episode of Always Open, the RWBY girls went backstage to see if they could match their characters' skills while playing RWBY: Grimm Eclipse.

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Marketing vs. Burnie

Feb 22, 2017 · 2 min

When Burnie threatened to steal Marketing's fancy new offices, the Marketing team mobilized to tell Burnie they will not be bullied. Lines were drawn, and pictures may have been se

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Bruce's Special Shirt

Feb 27, 2017 · 2 min

Bruce and Will decide to gift Bethany with a shirt bearing the phrases she hates most in the world.

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Gus' RTX Sydney Tour

Mar 1, 2017 · 2 min

Gus gives us a behind-the-scenes look at some of his experiences during RTX Sydney, from testing the Nintendo switch to attending panels.

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Waxing Blaine's Chest

Mar 7, 2017 · 2 min

Blaine is reminded that beauty is pain as he gets his chest waxed in preparation for his "sexy fighting" scene in ELR.

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Shaving Josh's Chest

Mar 8, 2017 · 2 min

After watching Blaine suffer through a thorough chest-waxing, Josh faces off against two razors to craft an iconic Rooster on his chest.

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Petting Zoo

Mar 14, 2017 · 2 min

In honor of Employee Appreciation Day, Rooster Teeth hosts an adorable petting zoo filled with fluffy (and scaly) animals.

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Buying a Cop Car

Mar 14, 2017 · 2 min

The art department has had enough of renting cop cars, so Max decides to buy one of their own, but finds one in a surprising place.

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Becoming Sex Swing

Mar 20, 2017 · 2 min

This is what happens when Funhaus becomes their Sex Swing characters. Bad wigs and vibrant costumes abound.

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Dirty Dodgeball

Mar 22, 2017 · 2 min

You know, just covering Blaine, Tyler, and Joel in filth. Your typical Friday afternoon.

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Animation Blackout

Mar 24, 2017 · 2 min

A mysterious power outage affects the computers of the animation department, leaving them (somewhat) in the dark before an important deadline.

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Bubble Blaine

Mar 27, 2017 · 2 min

Blaine dons a giant bubble suit to try to win a bet with Will, but quickly realizes he's made a huge mistake.

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GoPro Office Dogs

Mar 28, 2017 · 2 min

What better way to get a new perspective of the offices than to strap a GoPro to some of our beloved office dogs?

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Michael & Gus experience Zero G VR

Apr 4, 2017 · 2 min

During SXSW Interactive Michael & Gus experience Zero G from the comfort of a giant egg chair thanks to the wonders of VR and The Mummy. Sponsored by Universal.

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Jessica Nigri turns Barb into a Faerie

Apr 4, 2017 · 2 min

Barbara wears a custom faerie costume during a photoshoot with Jessica Nigri, and Jessica realizes she forgot a key feature of her own costume.

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Chairball Tournament

Apr 10, 2017 · 2 min

The Animation and Games teams spend their lunch break competing in a sport of their own creation: Chairball. Though many enter the contest, there can be only one winner.

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Miles the Virgin Killer

Apr 19, 2017 · 2 min

After taping an episode of Fan Service featuring the infamous Virgin Killer sweater, Miles takes a quick spin around the office in his scant outfit to check on his coworkers.

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Mass Effect Costumes

Apr 20, 2017 · 2 min

Tyler, Jon, and Patrick realize that their tight-fitting Mass Effect Immersion costumes make tasks like checking social media and playing basketball a little trickier than usual.

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Doggy Paddle Race

Apr 21, 2017 · 2 min

Miles and Dan lead the gang in what will clearly become the next big sport at the Summer Olympic Games: Doggy Paddle Racing. When Gavin decides to break the rules, Miles must decla

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Frog Funeral

Apr 21, 2017 · 2 min

The Live Action department continues their history of finding dead animals in their offices, and this time the unfortunate casualty is a frog (or more likely toad) named George. Ma

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Rupert Meets His Father

May 3, 2017 · 2 min

Rupert the dachshund reunites with his father, and we meet the many dogs of Rooster Teeth animation.

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Textbook Trivia

May 8, 2017 · 2 min

Becca takes to the Rooster Teeth offices with some middle school textbooks to see how her coworkers would perform if they were sent back to school.

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Spray Painting Space

May 10, 2017 · 2 min

In an effort to test his skills and enjoy a quick 30 minute break, art-wizard Marcus attempts his first painting with spray paint and materials from around the shop.

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Let's Play Live Busch Gardens Adventure

May 16, 2017 · 2 min

On one of their few free days during the Let's Play Live tour, Achievement Hunter and Funhaus visit Busch Gardens. Roller coasters, carnival games, and lots of sun.

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Mini Segway Skills

May 17, 2017 · 2 min

Patrick decides to test Max's skills on Burnie's mini segway, and Max takes to it surprisingly well.

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Bon Voyage Party

May 23, 2017 · 2 min

Max decides to throw Patrick a "Nautical but Nice" going away party when Patrick moves over to the Events team.

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Obstacle Course Training

May 24, 2017 · 2 min

Blaine, Tyler, and Barbara join a daunting exercise class and find out just how hard it is to work out with giant obstacles, javelins, and mud.

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Sausage Party!

May 30, 2017 · 2 min

Max gives us a glimpse into what it took to make the infamous sausage room on Million Dollars, But..., and dogs on set get a hold of some inappropriate props.

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Pets Play Mario Kart

May 31, 2017 · 2 min

Matt Bragg decides to put the new auto-pilot features of the Switch to the test by bringing in some very inexperienced gamers: pets of the Rooster Teeth offices! It goes about as w

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Hungry Humans

Jun 12, 2017 · 2 min

We asked our coworkers to play a simple game with tons of candy. Unsurprisingly, they took it to the next level.

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Bear Dance

Jun 13, 2017 · 2 min

Ellie tries not to overheat while dressed as a bear during a particularly hot day filming Million Dollars, But...

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Cleaning Frenzy

Jun 21, 2017 · 2 min

Marcus, Max, and the art team take a walk down memory lane and dispose of some old beloved art department props.

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Geoff Ramsey: The Cake

Jun 23, 2017 · 2 min

The Store Team requested Max utilize his art skills to decorate a cake for Geoff's birthday and the launch of his new shirts, but they may have gotten more than they bargained for

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Bean Bag Brawl

Jun 28, 2017 · 2 min

When Aaron and Chris find themselves without an office they incite a mini-brawl with Blaine and can only be stopped by their coworker's adorable daughter.

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T-Shirt Cannon Test

Jul 5, 2017 · 2 min

Miles and Barbara take the new hot dog-shaped T-shirt Cannon out for a test drive before RTX.

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Miles and Kerry Go Ape in New Zealand

Jul 12, 2017 · 2 min

Miles and Kerry travel to New Zealand to visit the WETA workshop and test out their mo-cap process in the lead up to RTX. This video is sponsored by War for the Planet of the Apes

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Thank You RTX Guardians!

Jul 13, 2017 · 2 min

The final hour of RTX is spent in the tradition of thanking the dedicated, hard-working Guardians who help make RTX a resounding success every year. Thank you to our RTX 2017 Guard

S7·E54 Core

Sailor Moon Punks

Jul 18, 2017 · 2 min

Barbara tests her cosplay skills when she joins a team of talented ladies in cosplaying as "Sukeban" Sailor Scouts during RTX.

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Pyrrha Shot Out of a Cannon!

Jul 19, 2017 · 2 min

The infamous hot dog t-shirt cannon made the rounds at various RTX panels, pelting attendees with shirts and plushies and nailing Michael in the groin.

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Married at RTX

Jul 25, 2017 · 2 min

After months and months of talking about getting married, Mariel and Bethany finally say "I Do" at the Always Open panel during RTX.

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Lactose Intolerance

Jul 26, 2017 · 2 min

Gus and Miles take it upon themselves to educate their coworker Eddie about the values and virtues of milk.

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Snapchat Roulette

Aug 2, 2017 · 2 min

Mariel decides to tempt fate by temporarily opening her Snapchat to the public.

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Vision Quest

Aug 8, 2017 · 2 min

After months of suffering through Tyler's terrible vision, Mariel takes him to finally get some glasses and puts him through a movie-montage-style vision makeover. Sponsored.

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Aaron Bares It All

Aug 16, 2017 · 2 min

Aaron decides to play a torturous joke on Matt by forcing him to watch a particular piece of footage over and over again during shooting for season one of Day 5.

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KERRY VS BIRDS

Aug 23, 2017 · 2 min

While in New Zealand, Miles and Kerry visit the Zealandia sanctuary and find themselves face-to-face with dangerous wildlife that tests their courage.

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We Became Drag Queens

Aug 29, 2017 · 2 min

In the lead up to the special Drag episode of On the Spot, Jon & the gang go shopping for the perfect outfits and Texas helps them bring their looks together with some seriously fa

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Oobleck Disaster!

Sep 20, 2017 · 2 min

No one ever said making Oobleck was a clean, easy process. Max and Marcus find out the hard way how to prep the non-Newtonian substance for a Slow Mo Guys shoot.

S7·E64 Filler

Sand Destroys the Day 5 Craft Services Table

Sep 13, 2017 · 2 min

Chris, Aaron, and Josh give a glimpse behind the scenes of filming Day 5 season two, where they experienced sand, dirt, and the occasional karaoke dance party.

S7·E65 Core

What's That Smell?

Sep 20, 2017 · 2 min

After a horrifyingly bad odor starts overwhelming the office, Max and Marcus take it upon themselves to discover the source and dispose of it.

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Burnie Vlog #1

Jan 26, 2017 · 2 min

To celebrate the Year of the Rooster, Burnie will be releasing new behind-the-scenes vlogs for RT Life. Ever wondered what a workday looks like at Rooster Teeth? Join Burnie for a

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Burnie Vlog #2

Feb 2, 2017 · 2 min

Burnie smashes a phone, completes the jigsaw puzzle of packing his suitcases, and arrives in Australia for RTX Sydney.

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Burnie’s Vlog at RTX Sydney

Feb 9, 2017 · 2 min

Burnie documents the fun and mayhem of RTX Sydney, from live action production shoots to panel after panel.

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Burnie's Vlog in New Zealand

Feb 16, 2017 · 2 min

Burnie and Ashley encounter all number of travel problems, hang out with Hideo Kojima, explore a spooky former nunnery, and enjoy some truly stunning scenery.

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Burnie’s Vlog with a Broken Nintendo Switch

Feb 24, 2017 · 2 min

Ashley made the mistake of asking Burnie to help unbox her new Nintendo Switch, but Burnie redeems himself by showing us around Austin, including a sneak peek at the newest Alamo D

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Burnie's Vlog at the Grocery Store

Mar 2, 2017 · 2 min

Burnie muses about the past, present, and future while touring the lanes of a local grocery store during filming for Million Dollars But. Also Gavin wears a suit of armor.

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Burnie's Vlog with a Cartoon Tesla

Mar 10, 2017 · 2 min

Burnie transforms his Tesla through the magic of cel shading into an incredible vehicle reminiscent of something out of a cartoon or video game.

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Burnie's Vlog in LA

Mar 17, 2017 · 2 min

Burnie bumps into Zach Anner on the streets of Austin while attending SXSW, then takes a trip to LA to visit Funhaus.

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Burnie's Vlog at the Special Olympics

Mar 24, 2017 · 2 min

Burnie and Gavin travel to Austria for the Special Olympics Winter Games. From riding gondolas to absurd heights to testing their marksmanship, their time at the games culminates i

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Burnie Vlog: Q&A

Apr 3, 2017 · 2 min

Burnie takes a moment from filming LT2 to answer some questions from the RT community.

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Burnie Vlog: Lockhart BBQ Tour

Apr 6, 2017 · 2 min

On a day off from shooting Lazer Team 2, Burnie takes the cast on a tour of Lockhart's famous BBQ spots

S7·E77 Filler

Burnie Vlog: A Day On A Film Set

Apr 17, 2017 · 2 min

Burnie takes us behind the scenes of a movie production, and shows us a what a typical day on a film set looks like, and how many people it takes to make a movie!

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Burnie Vlog: Gavin's British Cowboy Makeover

Apr 20, 2017 · 2 min

Burnie takes Gavin to buy a cowboy hat and boots to celebrate his fifth year of living in Texas...but, of course, Gavin gets a little carried away!

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Burnie Vlog: San Francisco 'High-End' Weed Dinner

May 4, 2017 · 2 min

Since the legalization of Marijuana in California a culture of 'haute' Cannabis has begun to emerge. When invited to a Cannabis infused private dinner in San Francisco, Burnie deci

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Burnie Vlog: New Assistant and a Cheese Dinner

May 11, 2017 · 2 min

With "outdoorsy" as his only instruction, Burnie designs a wooden desk for his assistant, Ellie. After Travis builds and installs his creation, Ellie and Max take it to the left le

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Burnie Vlog: The Last Ringling Circus

May 25, 2017 · 2 min

Olga left her small Russian village at the age of 14 to join the travelling circus, and at 16 was brought to America to perform in the Ringling Circus' Greatest Show On Earth! Burn

S7·E84 Mytharc

Burnie Vlog: Failure

Jun 1, 2017 · 2 min

Burnie walks and talks us through his week in Austin and LA, and discusses the subject of "Failure"

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