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Season guide

Roseanne: Season 5

25 episodes Premiered Sep 15, 1992
Previously on Roseanne

Season 5 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Roseanne Season 4.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season 5 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 5: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (22): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S5·E1 Mytharc

Terms of Estrangement (1)

Sep 15, 1992

Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

S5·E3 Core

The Dark Ages

Sep 29, 1992

The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.

S5·E4 Core

Mommy Nearest

Oct 6, 1992

Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect, but much, much younger man.

S5·E5 Core

Pretty in Black

Oct 13, 1992

Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens

S5·E7 Core

Halloween IV

Oct 27, 1992

Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home -- and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future.

S5·E8 Core

Ladies' Choice

Nov 10, 1992

Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement center, which leaves Rose

S5·E9 Core

Stand on Your Man

Nov 17, 1992

The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie questions his own manhood after hearing that

S5·E10 Core

Good Girls, Bad Girls

Nov 24, 1992

Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.

S5·E11 Core

Of Ice and Men

Dec 1, 1992

D.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.

S5·E12 Core

It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays

Dec 15, 1992

A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Luch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David's and learns the truth

S5·E13 Core

Crime and Punishment (1)

Jan 5, 1993

Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.

S5·E14 Core

War and Peace (2)

Jan 12, 1993

Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.

S5·E15 Core

Lanford Daze

Jan 26, 1993

Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point

S5·E16 Core

Wait Till Your Father Gets Home

Feb 9, 1993

The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanne angry -- and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life.

S5·E17 Core

First Cousin, Twice Removed

Feb 16, 1993

A wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.

S5·E18 Core

Lose a Job, Winnebago

Feb 23, 1993

The Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.

S5·E19 Core

It's a Boy!

Mar 2, 1993

Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend, David, to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.

S5·E20 Core

It was Twenty Years Ago Today

Mar 9, 1993

For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay for his present for her.

S5·E21 Core

Playing with Matches

Mar 23, 1993

Darlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face.

S5·E22 Core

Promises, Promises

Apr 6, 1993

Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.

S5·E23 Core

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

May 4, 1993

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner, Roger, skips town.

S5·E24 Mytharc

Tooth or Consequences

May 11, 1993

Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who tu

S5·E25 Mytharc

Daughters and Other Strangers

May 18, 1993

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.

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