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Season guide

Roseanne: Season 3

25 episodes Premiered Sep 18, 1990
Previously on Roseanne

Season 3 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Roseanne Season 2.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season 3 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 3: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (22): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S3·E1 Mytharc

The Test

Sep 18, 1990

Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.

S3·E2 Core

Friends and Relatives

Sep 25, 1990

Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.

S3·E3 Core

Like, a Virgin

Oct 2, 1990

Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.

S3·E4 Core

Like, a New Job

Oct 9, 1990

Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.

S3·E5 Core

Goodbye, Mr. Right

Oct 16, 1990

After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene f

S3·E7 Core

Trick or Treat

Oct 30, 1990

Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.

S3·E8 Core

PMS, I Love You

Nov 6, 1990

Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

S3·E9 Core

Bird is the Word

Nov 13, 1990

Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office

S3·E10 Core

Dream Lover

Nov 27, 1990

Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.

S3·E11 Core

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Dec 4, 1990

Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late, h

S3·E12 Core

Confessions

Dec 18, 1990

An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.

S3·E14 Core

The Wedding

Jan 15, 1991

Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.

S3·E16 Core

Home-Ec

Feb 5, 1991

Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.

S3·E17 Core

Valentine's Day

Feb 12, 1991

Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.

S3·E18 Core

Communicable Theater

Feb 19, 1991

Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.

S3·E19 Core

Vegas Interruptus

Feb 26, 1991

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.

S3·E20 Core

Her Boyfriend's Back

Mar 12, 1991

Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.

S3·E21 Core

Troubles with the Rubbles

Mar 26, 1991

The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.

S3·E22 Core

Second Time Around

Apr 2, 1991

Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie

S3·E23 Core

Dances with Darlene

Apr 30, 1991

Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.

S3·E24 Mytharc

Scenes from a Barbecue

May 7, 1991

The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.

S3·E25 Mytharc

The Pied Piper of Lanford

May 14, 1991

Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.

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