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Season guide

Rock, Paper, Scissors: Season 3

20 episodes Premiered Jun 19, 2026
Previously on Rock, Paper, Scissors

Season 3 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 2.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season 3 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 3: Filler vs. Essential Canon

Filter episodes by narrative weight. Focus on essential mytharc and skip standalone side quests.

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Mytharc (4): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (16): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S3·E1 Mytharc

Emotional Support Convertible

Jun 19, 2026

Paper is frustrated when Scissors gets a car registered as an emotional support convertible and brings it with him everywhere.

S3·E2 Core

The Baseball

Jun 19, 2026

The trio's baseball lands in an air force base, and they must enlist to get it back.

S3·E3 Core

Rock's Half Birthday

Jun 26, 2026

Paper and Scissors struggle to make Rock's outlandish half-birthday wish that he can fly come true.

S3·E4 Core

Cherry Picking

Jun 26, 2026

Scissors stays home when Rock and Paper go cherry picking, but when they grow much closer to one another, he feels left out.

S3·E6 Core

The Wish

Jul 10, 2026

Rock, Paper, and Scissors find a genie, but just as they're about to make their wish, his 1,000 year curse runs out, and he can no longer grant their wish.

S3·E7 Core

The Train Problem

Jul 17, 2026

Paper and Sandpaper are on a train that gets hijacked by the Algebra Villain, who will make them crash unless Paper solves an algebra problem.

S3·E8 Core

Salmon Delivery for Ya

Jul 17, 2026

Rock and Scissors think of the perfect prank call, but Rock bails to watch Franz Roll's pet Kitty.

S3·E9 Core

Hardcore

Jul 24, 2026

When Scissors makes "being hardcore" a mandatory apartment rule, Paper goes to absurd lengths to prove himself.

S3·E10 Core

Scissors' New Therapist

Jul 24, 2026

When Scissors' therapist leaves town, he's horrified to discover his new therapist is Logan, his bully.

S3·E11 Mytharc

The Henry Winkler Episode

Jul 31, 2026

Rock, Paper, and Scissors jump at the chance to go on a wacky adventure with Henry Winkler, only to discover the beloved celebrity is secretly a criminal mastermind.

S3·E12 Core

Paper Loves Potato

Jul 31, 2026

Paper's romantic dinner plans with Pencil spiral out of control after the whole town is convinced he's dating Potato.

S3·E13 Core

The Secret

Aug 7, 2026

Rock tries to hide Potato's latest achievement from Paper, knowing he's incapable of keeping a secret.

S3·E14 Core

Sandpapers' Workout Program

Aug 7, 2026

When Sandpaper confiscates their video games, Rock, Paper, and Scissors are forced to survive her insanely dangerous jungle workout program to get it back.

S3·E15 Core

Paper: Renowned Researcher

Aug 14, 2026

Paper travels back to the Paleolithic Era to save his reputation as a researcher, only to make things much, much worse.

S3·E16 Core

Meatball

Aug 14, 2026

Lou turns his cat, Meatball, into a vampire to try and keep him alive forever.

S3·E17 Core

The Apology Soirée

Aug 21, 2026

While Paper and Scissors throw an apology party for everyone they've wronged, Rock accidentally shrinks himself and Franz Roll, and the two struggle to survive the chaos.

S3·E18 Core

Scissors' Perfect Match

Aug 21, 2026

Scissors falls for a beautiful mermaid he met on a dating app, but his desperate need to prove she's real threatens to destroy their relationship.

S3·E19 Mytharc

The Watching

Rock, Paper, and Scissors have a great time birdwatching until they return home to find the birds have started watching them.

S3·E20 Mytharc

Nightmares

The trio discovers they're trapped in a nightmare and must wake up before one of them wets the bed.

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