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Season guide

Please Sir!: Season 3

14 episodes Premiered Sep 20, 1970
Previously on Please Sir!

Season 3 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Please Sir! Season 2.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season 3 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 3: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (11): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S3·E1 Mytharc

Ag Bow Rumber

Sep 20, 1970

A new term starts at Fenn Street and this means even more trouble for Bernard Hedges. Apart from the day-to-day hazards of teaching 5C, he has to prepare his unruly bunch for their

S3·E3 Core

Knick Knack Taffy Whack

Oct 4, 1970

Why does one set about weighing Fenn Street School? It seems that Bernard believes that acts like this will help prepare 5C for their entry into the great, wide world at the end of

S3·E4 Core

Enter Mister Sibley

Oct 11, 1970

Duffy enters the embraces of the cold and harsh world outside school and finds it cold and harsh.

S3·E5 Core

It's a St Bernard's Life

Oct 18, 1970

When Smithy falls ill in the country, Bernard sees Reigate in all its rustic glory. He is quite smitten and dreams of the idyllic married life there, but his fiance, Penny, dreams

S3·E6 Core

Two and Two Make Nun

Oct 25, 1970

Maureen feels rejected, not only by Sir but now by Monsignor Sopwith.

S3·E7 Core

The Honour of the School

Nov 1, 1970

Bernard has an annoying habit of being honourable - even when playing golf. But what of his pupils? When Duffy invites Sharon to a half-term Majorcan holiday, will the habit be cat

S3·E8 Core

Cromwell's Last Stand

Nov 8, 1970

When "Hank" Abbott, private detective, goes into action, he opens the cupboards that let out the skeletons. One produces a rash of honesty from Potter. The other makes Cromwell fee

S3·E9 Core

Catch a Falling Drop-Out

Nov 15, 1970

Bernard and 5C drop in at the Conservative Club and make new friends. Maureen also makes a new friend, but he is more interested in dropping out.

S3·E10 Core

A Star is Born

Nov 22, 1970

It takes a face in a thousand to star in an advertising campaign, but Bernard and Potter make it a two-horse race.

S3·E11 Core

The Facts of Life

Nov 29, 1970

When Bernard hears Abbott's version of the facts of life - which can only be described as high fiction - he feels that it is time to teach 5C the facts of life in an adult way.

S3·E12 Core

Situations Vacant

Dec 6, 1970

With the end of the school term approaching, most of Fenn Street's form 5C are already fixed up with jobs, but animal-loving Dennis Dunstable still has no apparent future. Then Ber

S3·E13 Mytharc

Peace in Our Time

Dec 13, 1970

As 5C break up for the very last time, they prepare to take life by the throat, the shirt, the vest or anything else they can lay their hands on.

S3·E14 Mytharc

And Everyone Came Too

Dec 27, 1970

Bernard and Penny dream of their wedding day: it should be the happiest day of their lives. However, Potter is chief usher, class 5C are guests, the meteorological department forec

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