Never the Twain: Season 1
Episode Guide
Season 1 Progress Shield
Families At War
Sep 7, 1981
The feuding fathers find out about the relationship between their son and daughter and consider taking steps to prevent a marriage.
Of Meissen Men
Sep 14, 1981
Veronica appears on the scene - causing Simon and Oliver to compete for more than antiquities.
A Night At The Opera
Sep 21, 1981
Veronica wants to go to the opera in Edinburgh. Simon and Oliver each compete to be her date. Simon has to find a replacement au pair.
A Matched Pair
Sep 28, 1981
Oliver's antiques shop is burgled. A pair of pistols is reported missing, but when these mysteriously turn up in Simon's shop Oliver turns this misfortune into an opportunity to ma
Nothing But The Truth
Oct 5, 1981
Oliver beats Simon to a painting they both want. But is it a Constable or not? David confesses propositioning another woman, jeopardising their engagement.
Father Of The Groom
Oct 19, 1981
Simon holds a dinner for Oliver, Lyn and David, his ulterior motive being to expose Oliver's lack of etiquette. Lyn prepares for her move into Simon and David's home. David and Lyn