Never the Twain: Series 1
Episode Guide
Season 1 Progress Shield
Families at War
Sep 7, 1981 · 30 min
Antique dealers Oliver Smallbridge and Simon Peel were once partners until Oliver had an affair with Simon's wife. Now bitter rivals - and next-door neighbours, they're constantly
Of Meissen Men
Sep 14, 1981 · 30 min
Reading that a widow called Veronica Barton is selling her late husband's Meissen collection, both Simon and Oliver, pretending to be private collectors, visit, hoping for a knock-
A Night at the Opera
Sep 21, 1981 · 30 min
Veronica tells Simon and Oliver that she has a spare ticket for the opera in Edinburgh but neither are initially interested - until Oliver poaches Simon's daily help, Mrs Grieves,
A Matched Pair
Sep 28, 1981 · 30 min
Not only is Oliver's golf club membership refused but his shop is burgled. However, the duelling pistols that he reports as stolen were only borrowed by his dim assistant Rocky so,
Nothing But the Truth
Oct 5, 1981 · 30 min
Lyn and David vow that they will never lie to each other. Their fathers are sceptical - and gleeful when Lyn breaks off the engagement after David has admitted to a drunken kiss wi
Father of the Groom
Oct 19, 1981 · 30 min
Simon throws a dinner party for the Smallbridges where inevitably Lyn and David try to keep peace. After the meal, the fathers play cards but Oliver is offended when Simon accuses