My Wife and Kids: Season 1
Episodes
Pilot
Mar 28, 2001 · 23 min
Michael and Jay are a loving and married couple who have three children: Junior, who wants to go to a concert to see MC Murder Death; Claire, who wants some privacy in her life; an
The Truth Hurts
Mar 28, 2001 · 23 min
Michael suspects the family is less than truthful about certain matters. Junior gets some tattoos; Michael annoys Kady.
Grassy Knoll
Apr 4, 2001 · 23 min
Jay is trying to get rid of some old clothes, so after Michael opposes to that she and him make a deal that everything that is not worn by the end of the week has to go. Meanwhile,
Of Breasts and Basketball
Apr 4, 2001 · 23 min
Michael doesn't take it well when he loses to his teenage son at basketball. Meanwhile, Claire thinks the best way to attract boys is to have bigger breasts, so she buys a padded b
Making the Grade
Apr 11, 2001 · 23 min
Junior fakes an A in algebra while his family, not fooled by the charade, fakes a celebration. Meanwhile, Claire blackmails Junior because she had caught him red-handed forging his
Working It
Apr 11, 2001 · 23 min
Michael hires an attractive girl to tutor Junior in math and later regrets his actions. Also, Jay doesn't like the direction her relationship is going with Claire, who is turning i
Snapping and Sniffing
Apr 18, 2001 · 23 min
Jr. is having problems at school with a bully, so Michael and Jay invite his parents over to discover some of the kid's weak points. Jr. teases the kid back and Claire punches him
He Said, She Said
Apr 18, 2001 · 23 min
When Jay asks Michael to spend less time watching TV and more time with the family, they both learn that their biggest problem is communication.
Breaking Up and Breaking It
Apr 25, 2001 · 23 min
Michael tries to get Claire away from her new boyfriend by befriending him, but things get touchy when she dumps him. Jr. overdoes it in the bathroom.
A Little Romance
May 2, 2001 · 23 min
Michael's promiscuous brother Ken (Keenen Ivory Wayans) comes to visit with his attractive new girlfriend, Tiara, who contrasts with the way Michael has just realized Jay appears.
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
May 9, 2001 · 23 min
Michael's accountant dies suddenly, making him take a whole new perspective about his life. He buys a wig (or a hairpiece as he likes to call it) and starts to demonstrate his love