$#*! My Dad Says: Season 1
Episode Guide
Season 1 Progress Shield
Pilot
Sep 23, 2010 · 21 min
Henry is forced to move in with his outspoken father Ed when he is fired from his job as writer for a men's magazine.
Wi-Fight
Sep 30, 2010 · 21 min
Ed refuses to allow Henry to install an internet connection in his house, so he takes matters into his own hands. Bonnie needs to have a medical examination, and Vince convinces he
The Truth About Dads & Moms
Oct 7, 2010 · 21 min
Henry becomes outraged when Ed refuses to accept the blame for a DMV employee being fired.
Code Ed
Oct 14, 2010 · 21 min
Ed tries to save Henry from the embarrassment of being rejected while they are on a double date. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie come up with an ad campaign for their real estate busin
Not Without My Jacket
Oct 21, 2010 · 21 min
Ed tries to teach Henry a lesson about borrowing his clothes; Vince regrets asking Bonnie to reveal details about a past relationship.
Easy, Writer
Oct 28, 2010 · 21 min
Ed is embarrassed by an article Henry writes about him; Bonnie and Vince make friends with an ''it'' couple.
Dog Ed Pursuit
Nov 4, 2010 · 21 min
While Vince is angry about Ed bonding his dog, Henry goes out on a date with Vince and Bonnie's boss in the hopes of getting them a real estate listing.
The Manly Thing to Do
Nov 11, 2010 · 21 min
Ed's ball-busting Navy buddy Wally comes to stay at the house, and their friendship starts up right where it left off 40 years earlier. But when Wally acts like a bigot towards Ed'
Make a WISiH
Nov 18, 2010 · 21 min
Bonnie and Vince make a risky career move after seeing a life coach. Ed's heart gets some romantic motivation after confronting the motivational speaker.
You Can't Handle the Truce
Dec 9, 2010 · 21 min
Ed is involved in a longstanding dispute with a neighbor, Mr. Campbell, which Henry tries to mediate. Ed insists that while they don’t like each other, they are comfortable with th
Family Dinner for Schmucks
Dec 16, 2010 · 21 min
After she and Vince moved in to Ed's house, Bonnie tries to make the best of things by instituting a new tradition of the Goodson Family Dinner. At first everyone annoys each other
Goodson Goes Deep
Jan 6, 2011 · 21 min
On a day off from work, Henry decides to spend some quality time with his father. Ed, however, is only interested in picking up a Steve Garvey baseball that he ordered from Authent
The Better Father
Jan 13, 2011 · 21 min
When Vince and Bonnie learn that the reverend who married them didn't actually have a license, they decide to have a new wedding in Ed's house. Vince has trouble finding a tux tha
Corn Star
Jan 20, 2011 · 21 min
Ed has a run-in with homeowners' association vice president Rosemary Pernworth when she threatens to cut down his corn for growing too high. Never one to be defeated easily, Ed dec
Ed Goes to Court
Jan 27, 2011 · 21 min
As the newly-elected head of the Homeowners' Association, Ed is more concerned with pursuing his neighbor Rosemary Pernworth than he is with passing any legislation. But Rosemary i
Well Suitored
Feb 3, 2011 · 21 min
Ed gets jealous when he learns that Rosemary is also seeing another man - an arrogant millionaire named Don. After a talk with Henry, he decides to tell Rosemary that he wants them
Lock and Load
Feb 10, 2011 · 21 min
Ed and Rosemary's fledgling relationship hits a snag when she tells him that his gun has got to go. After Henry, Vince, and Bonnie convince him to heed her wishes, however, Ed's ho
Who's Your Daddy?
Feb 17, 2011 · 21 min
Henry meets a beautiful girl on the internet, but things get weird when she seems to know a little too much about Ed. Worried that she might be his long-lost daughter, Ed attempts