Mission Hill: Season 1
Episode Guide
Season 1 Progress Shield
Pilot (or The Douchebag Aspect)
Sep 24, 1999
Andy's parents stick his nerdy, little brother, Kevin, on him -- which poses quite the threat to Andy's slacker lifestyle. Meanwhile, Kevin is torn between his desire to rat on And
Andy Joins the PTA (or Great Sexpectations)
May 26, 2002
Andy is first pressured to go to Kevin's parent/teacher conferences, then is pressured to join the PTA by Toby's mother. During the whole ordeal, Andy has the hots for Kevin's teac
Kevin's Problem (or Porno for Pyro)
Oct 8, 1999
Kevin is racked with guilt after he accidentally burns the local market while touching himself in its bathroom, and two of his mean classmates who were robbing the store at the tim
Andy vs. The Real World (or The Big-Ass Viacom Lawsuit)
Jun 9, 2002
Andy signs up for The Real World, planning to play the Puck character to show Mission Hill what a crock it all is, but once in the house, he finds himself under MTV's spell.
Andy and Kevin Make a Friend (or One Bang for Two Brothers)
Jun 25, 2000
Andy and Kevin battle it out for the affection of George Bang's sister. Meanwhile, Gus and Wally have a falling out.
Andy Gets a Promotion (or How to Get Head in Business Without Really Trying)
Jul 9, 2000
Unable to handle rejection, Andy accepts Ron offer for assistant manager. Meanwhile, Stogie begins eating the living room couch when Andy neglects to buy dog food.
Kevin vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)
Jul 2, 2000
Kevin, Toby and George seek to cheat on their SATs. Meanwhile, Posey goes into business as a masseuse, but her poorly-worded ad doesn't land her the kind of customers she was hopin
Unemployment Part 1 (or Brother's Big Boner)
Jul 16, 2000
Ron's shady dealings with the I.R.S. force the closing of the waterbed store. When Andy is unable to hold down a new job, Kevin goes to Ron in hopes of getting unemployment benefit
Unemployment Part 2 (or Theory of the Leisure Ass)
Jul 14, 2002
Andy still hasn't found a job after two months -- not that he's exactly looking for one. His learning about Jim's previously secret career pushes him to become more motivated.
Kevin Finds Love (or Hot for Weirdie)
Jul 21, 2002
Kevin asks out the weirdest girl in his school, Eunice Eulmeyer, because she's the daughter of a well-known scientist, and he thinks the guy could write him a good letter of recomm
Stories of Hope and Forgiveness (or Day of the Jackass)
Jul 28, 2002
A teen starlet invites Andy to the Grammys. Meanwhile, Toby is ""chased"" by a rabid dog. And Posey decides to go on a spiritual journey to find nirvana. And we don't mean the musi
Happy Birthday, Kevin (or Happy Birthday, Douchebag)
Aug 4, 2002
When Kevin is down in the dumps, Andy plans a big birthday party for him -- only Kevin isn't very grateful. Meanwhile, Carlos and Natalie get a new pet. A boa constrictor.
Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)
Aug 11, 2002
Kevin discovers that, before they were a couple, Gus directed Wally in a grade-Z science fiction film way back when -- which haunts Wally to this day.