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Melissa & Joey: Season 3

37 episodes Premiered May 29, 2013
Previously on Melissa & Joey

Season 3 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Melissa & Joey Season 2.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
Season 3 Episodes

Episode Guide

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S3·E1 Mytharc

Works for Me

May 29, 2013

Mel tries to convince Joe of his importance to her and the family after she learns that he has been looking for another job.

S3·E2 Core

Toxic Parents

Jun 5, 2013

Melissa and Joe are both happy in their new relationships, until they discover they are dating a divorced couple. Meanwhile, Lennox decides to get a tattoo after her boyfriend Zand

S3·E3 Core

Inside Job

Jun 12, 2013

Joe paints Mel into a corner, forcing her to get him a job at City Hall with fellow City Council member Paul. Once there, Joe gets wrapped up in another potential financial scandal

S3·E4 Core

Can't Hardly Wait

Jun 12, 2013

Joe dates his chiropractor following a back injury, and he doesn't want to rush their new romance. Elsewhere, Ryder and Zander team up to work on a graphic novel, but the project h

S3·E5 Core

Oh Brother

Jun 19, 2013

Mel's childhood friend, Austin, moves back to Toledo, and he and Mel quickly take their old friendship to a new level. But Joe starts to think that Mel and Austin may in fact be re

S3·E6 Core

The Truth Hurts

Jun 26, 2013

Joe accidentally injures Mel's boyfriend, Austin, during a competitive game of pool. Mel accuses Joe of doing it on purpose to ruin her romantic weekend getaway. Meanwhile, Joe inv

S3·E7 Core

The Unkindest Cut

Jul 10, 2013

Mel is taken aback when she finds out that Austin may not share her vision of their future and is resolute in his belief he never wants children. Meanwhile, Joe's new girlfriend is

S3·E8 Core

The Unfriending

Jul 17, 2013

After Joe convinces Mel to dump her needy friend Anita, he secretly starts dating her. Meanwhile, Lennox gets super competitive and becomes determined to beat Zander’s test scores.

S3·E9 Core

Something Happened

Jul 24, 2013

Mel desperately wants to be the cool aunt after she discovers that Lennox has taken her relationship with Zander to the next level, but Joe just wants to kill Zander. Meanwhile, Ry

S3·E10 Core

Family Feud

Jul 31, 2013

Mel and Joe are invited to co-host a week of “Good Morning Toledo” which Mel thinks will help her earn voters. Their constant bickering on air garners rave reviews with the audienc

S3·E11 Core

Fast Times

Aug 7, 2013

When his apartment needs to undergo emergency renovations, Mel invites her new boyfriend Noah to temporarily move in with her, accelerating their relationship.

S3·E12 Core

Bad Influence

Aug 14, 2013

When Joe and Ryder sell Mel's old belongings, they inadvertently sell a very personal item of hers. Desperate to reclaim her property, Mel and Joe turn to crime to get it back. Mea

S3·E13 Core

Teach Your Children

Aug 21, 2013

Joe works out an alternative payment plan when he begins dating the mom of one of his students, which unintentionally earns him a reputation among the other mothers in the neighbor

S3·E14 Core

What Happens in Jersey... (1)

Aug 28, 2013

In failing health, Joe's grandmother Sofia begs him to come visit her one last time for her birthday, and to bring his beautiful wife Tiffany along. Since Joe never got around to t

S3·E16 Filler

A New Kind of Christmas

Dec 11, 2013

Mel's sister, Meredith (Jaime Pressly), comes home from prison on furlough to celebrate Christmas with the kids and Mel, and seems unruffled by Joe's obvious animosity towards her.

S3·E17 Core

A Decent Proposal

Jan 15, 2014

Mel's sister Meredith comes home from prison on furlough to celebrate Christmas with the kids and Mel, and seems unruffled by Joe's obvious animosity towards her.

S3·E18 Core

Independence Day

Jan 22, 2014

Joe rushes home to tell Mel that he has feelings for her after their romantic night together in New Jersey. When he arrives, he's shocked to find Austin has shown up and wants to g

S3·E19 Core

The New Deal

Jan 29, 2014

Mel insists on Joe "courting" her, but soon becomes frustrated at their lack of time together. Desperate to spend time with him, Mel sneaks over to his new digs, where he works as

S3·E20 Core

Feel the Burn

Feb 5, 2014

Mel joins an exercise boot camp to lose weight before an eight-course meal; Joe clashes with a celebrity chef; Lennox and Zander try to sell their Internet series.

S3·E21 Core

Plus One

Feb 12, 2014

Mel takes Joe to a work dinner. Upon meeting the press, Joe starts to spout his—and Mel’s—opinions on issues, which garners Mel bad press. Meanwhile, Ryder musters up the courage t

S3·E22 Core

House Broken

Feb 26, 2014

Mel adopts a dog despite knowing that Joe doesn't want one, then feels ignored when he forms a bond with the pooch; Ryder spends time with Stella's daughter.

S3·E23 Core

Couples Therapy

Mar 5, 2014

Mel gets a reluctant Joe to agree to couple’s therapy to work on their constant arguing. But she’s completely caught off guard when the therapist turns out to be Joe’s ex-girlfrien

S3·E24 Core

To Tell the Truth

Mar 12, 2014

Mel and Joe have a fun game night with married couple Nate and Gillian, whom they hope to remain good friends with. But then Nate tells Joey a big secret…that Joe in turn tells Mel

S3·E25 Core

My Roof, My Rules

Mar 19, 2014

Lennox moves out after Mel forbids her from dating her teaching assistant; Ryder is stuck at the Canadian border when he can't find his passport.

S3·E26 Core

Chaperones

Mar 26, 2014

Mel and Joe serve as chaperones at Ryder's school dance, then get kicked out of the event; Ryder changes his mind about breaking up with Stella.

S3·E27 Core

I'll Cut You

Apr 2, 2014

Mel is completely on Joe’s side when he’s involved in a hit and run, until she discovers the other driver is her beloved hairdresser Calista. Meanwhile, Ryder tries to win Stella b

S3·E28 Core

Catch & Release

Apr 9, 2014

Joe gets into hot water when he tries to help a recently divorced friend get back into the dating game; Zander's decision to move in with two female coeds does not sit well with Le

S3·E29 Core

Born to Run

Apr 16, 2014

Mel's wild father sends out an inappropriate photograph that could harm her run for the state senate; Ryder tries to come up with a winning idea for a business club.

S3·E30 Core

More Than Roommates

Apr 23, 2014

Mel wants to get rid of the ugly chair that Joe inherited from his late grandmother; Ryder pretends to be a college student to get close to one of Zander's roommates.

S3·E31 Core

Accidents Will Happen

Apr 30, 2014

Mel gets surprising news from her doctor, but is not sure if the timing is right to share it with Joe; Ryder forms a study group with an attractive student and the class genius.

S3·E32 Core

Right Time, Right Place

May 7, 2014

Mel has everything she needs for the perfect wedding after a close friend unexpectedly calls off her nuptials; Lennox helps Ryder construct an untruthful resume.

S3·E33 Core

Don't Look Back in Anger

May 14, 2014

Mel and Joe recall the years they have spent together as they try to convince a counselor that they have the perfect relationship.

S3·E34 Core

Uninvited

May 28, 2014

Mel is less than thrilled when Joe’s mom drops by, but it’s Joe who hits the roof when his estranged brother Tony turns up unannounced. Meanwhile, Lennox insists on helping Ryder g

S3·E35 Core

You're the One That I Want

Jun 4, 2014

It’s Mel and Joe’s wedding weekend, but things aren’t running as smoothly as they’d hoped. Before they can even make it down the aisle, Joe sees her in her dress, prompting Mel to

S3·E36 Mytharc

Maybe I'm Amazed

Jun 11, 2014

Joe is forced to make a quick decision when Mel drops a bombshell on him during their wedding; Lennox is caught between Marco and Zander; Ryder tries to find the perfect time to re

S3·E37 Mytharc

At Last

Jun 18, 2014

Mel considers breaking things off with Joe after he invites his family to move into the house; Zander attempts to win Lennox back from Marco; an online course earns Ryder an unusua