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Masyanya: Season 3

26 episodes Updated Jul 20, 2026
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Episodes

S3·E58

Flooders

The term "flooders" originally referred simply to people who posted too much in chats and guestbooks. In Russia, however, it took on a somewhat different meaning — describing the g

S3·E59

Bloopers

Aug 30, 2004

On the site this episode is listed as "The X-Files" or "Masyanya making of", but neither felt quite right, so it's been renamed to the more fitting "Bloopers." Any self-respecting

S3·E60

A Crappy Day, or Masyanya in the Fog

Nov 16, 2004

This episode has a pretty transparent allusion to "Hedgehog in the Fog." I'm personally not a fan of that beloved classic, sorry. So this is a little jab at it — though not the mai

S3·E61

Money-Money

The idea here wasn't even to make a parody — but an exact REPLICA of a legendary music video. Compare it with the original and you'll see that even the short cuts are the same leng

S3·E62

The Temptation of Lokhmatiy

Dec 16, 2004

The episode is essentially just an illustration of Masyanya's rather anarchic worldview and lifestyle. Though, it seems to me, what's actually more interesting isn't even the main

S3·E63

Anatomical Theatre

Dec 30, 2004

Just an episode about a theatre. And technically a "New Year's" one. Why exactly it's called "anatomical" here is hard to say precisely. It's just a cool word combination. And the

S3·E64

Gandhi, or Find the Fool

Feb 10, 2005

An episode about games. Ordinary games. Games in general are basically the very essence of human psychology. A normal human being in a normal state of mind tends to turn everything

S3·E65

Manuke — Runet Police

Mar 22, 2005

These days, thanks to Google and antivirus software, spam has become somewhat more manageable. But just about 10 years ago it really seemed like spam was going to kill the internet

S3·E66

The Sparrow

Apr 17, 2005

The episode is named on the principle of "if a word is not a sparrow, then this cartoon is exactly the opposite — a sparrow." It's obviously not about birds at all. In my opinion t

S3·E67

The Fate of a Nihilist, or Che

May 4, 2005

Remember Bazarov from "Fathers and Sons"? Should still be on the school curriculum. Well, that book never gave me any peace until I made this episode. At school they taught us that

S3·E68

Moratorium (Diet)

May 23, 2005

Anyone who has, by chance, ever dealt with girls in their life knows that they all periodically fall into a phase of self-torment known as "a diet." Though of course it's not only

S3·E69

In Paradise They Don't Take Money

Jun 5, 2005

"No crocodile plizz!!!" :))) Like many people, I've had those moments when after a fun night out you wake up in a completely bizarre place. In those moments you think, maybe it's t

S3·E70

Discouragement

Aug 14, 2005

You've surely had this happen too — suddenly a brilliant idea pops into your head. Genuinely brilliant. You start running with it, bringing it to life. This is going to be amazing,

S3·E71

Boyan

Nov 13, 2005

When Einstein died, his last words died with him — the nurse didn't speak German. Singer Nick Cave was born with a little tail. G. Washington grew marijuana in his garden. Napoleon

S3·E72

Night Elf

Jun 6, 2006

This episode is naturally dedicated to World of Warcraft, to which so much precious personal lifetime has been donated. It's a genius game that became the most famous in the realm

S3·E73

Ten Dead Raccoons

Aug 30, 2006

Here the raccoon is a stand-in for Lokhmatiy — his symbolic embodiment, so to speak. So despite the unusual format, this is still a pure Masyanya cartoon. The song lyrics become mo

S3·E74

The Cousin

Apr 2, 2006

I really like this episode. Though it could have been made a bit more neatly. I don't know about you, but I've come across "cousins" like this quite often. You can't exactly call h

S3·E75

New Year's Round

Dec 29, 2005

Well, this isn't quite a full episode — more like an extended New Year's card for the approaching 2006, which would, alas, turn out to be the studio's final year.

S3·E76

To All Persons

Jul 3, 2006

I have to say I never liked cars and always preferred the metro. Even when I got my license and even bought a car — still preferred the metro. I'd happily prefer a bicycle if it we

S3·E77

Coffee Masyanya-Style

May 16, 2006

An episode about a Masyanya workday morning. One of the few episodes with not a single line of dialogue. Just frantic morning action around the challenge of managing to make coffee

S3·E78

Russian Traffico

Sep 28, 2006

Making cartoons out of anger is against my usual principles. Because nothing good ever comes from anger. Aggression only breeds aggression. But unfortunately, dealing with "Russian

S3·E79

Loser

Jul 24, 2006

Essentially a parody music video based on Beck's "Loser." If you don't know it — easy enough to find on YouTube. Though this cartoon has nothing to do with the original video. Just

S3·E80

The Druids' Tree

Oct 13, 2006

One of my favorite episodes, even if it's far from the funniest. The humor here is a little more, shall we say, sophisticated. The ability to appreciate the beauty of the mess you'

S3·E81

The Mirror

Feb 28, 2006

Almost, damn it, like Tarkovsky. :)) This deceptively simple silent episode actually presents us with a practically complete spectrum of a person's relationship with their own refl

S3·E82

The Penguin

Apr 14, 2006

The episode is called "The Penguin" because at the end of the cartoon, completely out of nowhere, penguins show up. I'm fully aware, by the way, that this isn't a very good reason

S3·E83

The Nerpa

Apr 7, 2006

The episode was made during a brief friendship between Masyanya and Greenpeace. This one is actually not quite a standard episode and isn't on the site, since it's partly "affiliat