Married... with Children: Season 9
Season 9 Lore Primer
Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.
- Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Married... with Children Season 8.
- Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
- Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
- Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
Episode Guide
Season 9 Progress Shield
Shoeway to Heaven
Sep 4, 1994 · 22 min
After finding a box of old shoes, Al and Jefferson turn the shoe store into a 70's themed retro shoe store.
Driving Mr. Boondy
Sep 11, 1994 · 22 min
Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.
Naughty but Niece
Sep 25, 1994 · 22 min
Bud needs some quite time to study for an exam, but ends up spending the night with Marcy's niece Amber.
Business Sucks (1)
Oct 2, 1994 · 22 min
NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.
Business Still Sucks (2)
Oct 9, 1994 · 22 min
Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.
Dial B for Virgin
Oct 16, 1994 · 22 min
Bud gets assigned to the Virgin hotline, but has problems doing his duties. Al and Peggy have problems deciding what movie to rent at the video store.
Sleepless in Chicago
Oct 23, 1994 · 22 min
Al has to lie in bed next to Marcy while Jefferson switches Marcy's valuable Barbie doll, that Jefferson just bought her, for a regular one.
No Pot to Pease In
Nov 6, 1994 · 22 min
Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.
Dud Bowl
Nov 13, 1994 · 22 min
Al's high school plays a football game against their rival school.
A Man for No Seasons
Nov 27, 1994 · 22 min
When the national baseball league go on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nudie bars.
I Want My Psycho Dad (1)
Dec 11, 1994 · 22 min
Al's organization, NO MA'AM, leads a strike when Al's favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.
I Want My Psycho Dad (2)
Dec 18, 1994 · 22 min
Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.
The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked
Jan 8, 1995 · 22 min
Peggy and her friends join the men at a visit to the nudie bar to find out why the men spend so much time there. Meanwhile, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial.
Kelly Takes a Shot
Jan 15, 1995 · 22 min
Kelly must learn how to fire a bow in order to get a part in a commercial.
Get the Dodge Outta Hell
Feb 5, 1995 · 22 min
On their way to W* County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.
25 Years and What Do You Get?
Feb 12, 1995 · 22 min
Al's in trouble when Buck buries his anniversary gift for Peggy in the backyard.
Ship Happens (2)
Feb 26, 1995 · 22 min
The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.
Something Larry This Way Comes
Mar 12, 1995 · 22 min
Al is all excited when Kelly's acting instructor Larry Storch is coming to the house.
And Bingo Was Her Game-O
Mar 26, 1995 · 22 min
Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.
User Friendly
Apr 9, 1995 · 22 min
While Al and his friends tries to find out what a light switch in the Bundy house do, Bud experiences cyber sex... with Amber.
Pump Fiction
Apr 30, 1995 · 22 min
Al and Kelly make a short film about shoes, and they end up getting $10,000 dollars to produce another one.
Radio Free Trumaine
May 7, 1995 · 22 min
In an attempt for a spinoff, we follow the lives of DJs Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell at a local radio station at Bud's college. Oliver and Mark risk being expelled for revealing
Shoeless Al
May 14, 1995 · 22 min
Al can't wear shoes because of his phony lawsuit against the mall.
The Undergraduate
May 21, 1995 · 22 min
A twelve year old boy with a crush on Kelly gets her to go to his junior prom with him.