Married... with Children: Season 7
Season 7 Lore Primer
Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.
- Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Married... with Children Season 6.
- Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
- Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
- Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
Episode Guide
Season 7 Progress Shield
Magnificent Seven
Sep 13, 1992 · 22 min
Al is shocked about having another kid when Peggy's relatives leave their five-year-old son Seven in the Bundy home.
T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp
Sep 20, 1992 · 22 min
Kelly has to walk through the wilderness after dumping her boyfriend in the forest. Al and Peg try to talk their marriage alive, but without success. Bud dates a girl with the meas
Every Bundy Has a Birthday
Sep 27, 1992 · 22 min
Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.
Al on the Rocks
Oct 4, 1992 · 22 min
Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them out of the house.
What I Did for Love
Oct 11, 1992 · 22 min
Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.
Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Nov 8, 1992 · 22 min
Al makes Kelly get a job, so she becomes a waitress.
Rock of Ages
Nov 15, 1992 · 22 min
Al and the family try to sneak into the first class lounge by dressing up like rock stars.
Death of a Shoe Salesman
Nov 22, 1992 · 22 min
Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.
The Old College Try
Dec 13, 1992 · 22 min
Bud gets a huge money grant to go to college, but Al and Peggy spend it all on items for themselves.
Christmas
Dec 20, 1992 · 22 min
Al remembers how the Bundys celebrated Christmas over the years.
Wedding Show
Jan 10, 1993 · 22 min
Al becomes frustrated when Peggy can't decide what to wear to a family wedding. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride and Kelly spends time with the bridesmaids.
It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
Jan 24, 1993 · 22 min
Peggy and Marcy ruin Al's fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy's money.
Heels on Wheels
Feb 7, 1993 · 22 min
Kelly buys a motorcycle, which upsets the rest of the family who find it unsafe.
Mr. Empty Pants
Feb 14, 1993 · 22 min
Peggy creates a cartoon character named Mr. Empty Pants, who bears a strange resemblance to Al.
You Can't Miss
Feb 21, 1993 · 22 min
Bud appears on a game show for single men. Meanwhile, Al and Peg don't sleep for days and Kelly fears that there is a conspiracy against her.
Peggy and the Pirates
Feb 28, 1993 · 22 min
Peggy tells Seven a fantasy store about pirates and beautiful princesses.
Go for the Old
Mar 14, 1993 · 22 min
Al competes in an athletic championship for seniors.
Un-Alful Entry
Mar 28, 1993 · 22 min
Al ends up being sued by a burglar after Al punches him while he breaks into the Bundy house.
Movie Show
Apr 11, 1993 · 22 min
The Bundys go to the movie theater for Kelly's birthday and they see her boyfriend with another woman.
'Til Death Do Us Part
Apr 25, 1993 · 22 min
Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.
'Tis Time to Smell the Roses
May 2, 1993 · 22 min
Al plans on retiring early, but Peggy spends too much money shopping and he must get a job at Homeplate Athletic Shoes.
Old Insurance Dodge
May 9, 1993 · 22 min
Al tries to scam the insurance company when the Dodge is stolen.
The Wedding Repercussions
May 16, 1993 · 22 min
Bud's cousin shows up angry after finding out that someone slept with his wife before their wedding... not knowing that that person is Bud.
The Proposition
May 23, 1993 · 22 min
Al's old girlfriend wants to buy Al from Peggy for $500,000.