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Location, Location, Location: Season 28

12 episodes Premiered Dec 29, 2016 Updated Sep 26, 2026
Previously on Location, Location, Location

Season 28 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Location, Location, Location Season 27.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season 28 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 28: Filler vs. Essential Canon

Filter episodes by narrative weight. Focus on essential mytharc and skip standalone side quests.

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (9): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S28·E1 Mytharc

Birmingham

Dec 29, 2016 · 60 min

Kirstie and Phil are in Birmingham. Kirstie helps indecisive Elle and fiance Ed find a home, while Phil advises Ben and Laura on relocating from Bristol.

S28·E2 Core

North East London

Jan 4, 2017 · 60 min

Kirstie searches for a starter home for ballet dancer Nicol and his brother Harry. And Phil Spencer helps Tinder success story Hiren and Priyanka go on a property hunt.

S28·E3 Core

Newcastle

Jan 11, 2017 · 60 min

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer go on a property hunt for two couples in the north east, visiting trendy Heaton in Newcastle and the Tyne Valley

S28·E4 Core

Hove and South Downs

Jan 18, 2017 · 60 min

Kirstie searches around Hove for a home for a family with a list of criteria as long as your arm. And Phil helps a couple move from Lancashire to the South Downs.

S28·E5 Core

Essex Borders

Jan 25, 2017 · 60 min

Kirstie househunts in Essex for long distance lovers Justin and Christie. And Phil Spencer shows risk-averse Cara and Ben around Bishop's Stortford.

S28·E6 Core

Oxford and Gloucestershire

Feb 1, 2017 · 60 min

Kirstie helps first-time buyer Tim in Oxford, where average prices are 14 times the average salary. Phil helps a family in Gloucestershire who need a home with a studio and a grann

S28·E7 Core

Northern Ireland

Feb 8, 2017 · 60 min

Phil househunts in Bangor for Lynn, who's been blind since birth. In Belfast, Kirstie Allsopp seeks a home to share for two busy doctors living far apart.

S28·E8 Core

Hertfordshire

Feb 15, 2017 · 60 min

Kirstie helps an American buyer come to terms with the smaller scale of British homes. And Phil offers expert guidance to some property first timers.

S28·E9 Core

Forest Hill and Streatham Revisit

Feb 22, 2017 · 60 min

In London, Phil Spencer catches up with Krystle and Sam, who wanted a fun party pad near the river, and Jason and Jaye, who found Clapham beyond their budget.

S28·E10 Core

Cardiff and Walthamstow Revisit

Mar 1, 2017 · 60 min

Phil catches up with two sets of family planners - civil partners Ally and Jo in London, and Steve and Jo in Cardiff. Did the two couples find the right nests?

S28·E11 Mytharc

Harrow and Bristol Revisit

Apr 5, 2017 · 60 min

Phil catches up with two couples who were struggling to find suitable first marital homes - Rupreet and Sundeep in Harrow and Paul and Elly in Bristol

S28·E12 Mytharc

Ealing and Tooting Revisit

Apr 12, 2017 · 60 min

Phil Spencer catches up with two couples, who took their first steps on the property ladder in London, and how they got on after making compromises on their preferred areas

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