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LIVE with Kelly and Mark: Season 16

173 episodes Premiered Dec 17, 2003 Updated Sep 25, 2026
Previously on LIVE with Kelly and Mark

Season 16 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of LIVE with Kelly and Mark Season 15.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season 16 Episodes

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Season 16, Episode 2

Dec 18, 2003 · 43 min

Guest co-host Ted McGinley; actor Chad Michael Murray (``One Tree Hill''); LeAnn Rimes performs; Academy Award nominations.

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Season 16, Episode 4

Dec 22, 2003 · 43 min

Guest co-host Jeff Gordon; actress Drea de Matteo (``Assault on Precinct 13''); Jo Frost (``Supernanny'').

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Season 16, Episode 6

Dec 24, 2003 · 43 min

Actor Billy Crystal (Broadway's ``700 Sundays''); actor Matt Long (``Jack & Bobby''); Dr. Arthur Agatston talks about the South Beach Diet.

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Season 16, Episode 7

Dec 25, 2003 · 43 min

Actress Debra Messing (``The Wedding Date''); actress Rachel Bilson (``The O.C.''); Joe Cocker performs; Pontiac Extreme Van-a-Day Giveaway.

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Season 16, Episode 8

Dec 26, 2003 · 43 min

Duran Duran performs; actress Kim Delaney (``The O.C.''); Pontiac Extreme Van-a-Day Giveaway; health tips.

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Season 16, Episode 9

Dec 29, 2003 · 43 min

Singer Tina Turner; actor Henry Winkler; Pontiac Extreme Van-a-Day Giveaway.

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Season 16, Episode 10

Dec 30, 2003 · 43 min

Actor Harvey Fierstein (Broadway's ``Fiddler on the Roof''); Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne; author Mireille Giuliano (``French Women Don't Get Fat''); Pontiac Extreme Van-a-Day Giveaway

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Season 16, Episode 11

Dec 31, 2003 · 43 min

""American Idol's"" most outrageous judge, SIMON COWELL, stops by. From the show ""Las Vegas,"" JOSH DUHAMEL pays a visit. The incomparable TINA TURNER is here. Today you'll meet o

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Season 16, Episode 13

Jan 2, 2004 · 43 min

KEVIN JAMES talks about his new movie ""Hitch."" BRIAN McKNIGHT performs. We reveal expert tips on how to throw a themed bridal shower during LIVE'S WEDDING WEEK. And someone will

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Season 16, Episode 14

Jan 5, 2004 · 43 min

Comedian DAVID SPADE shares laughs from his show ""8 Simple Rules."" Regis and Kelly meet the WINNERS OF THE AMAZING RACE. And LIVE'S WEDDING WEEK bride is treated to a wedding dre

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Season 16, Episode 15

Jan 6, 2004 · 43 min

LIVE'S WEDDING WEEK concludes with the marriage ceremony of ""Live's"" 2005 wedding couple. We invite you to witness the nuptials as our studio is transformed into a spectacular se

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Season 16, Episode 16

Jan 7, 2004 · 43 min

They have a story that spans 30 years. They met as teenagers, but even as life continued to pull them toward one another, difficult struggles and circumstances prevented them from

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Season 16, Episode 17

Jan 8, 2004 · 43 min

JEFF PROBST visits ""Live"" to give the inside scoop on ""Survivor: Palau."" SHIA LeBEOUF tells us about his role in the new dark thriller ""Constantine."" And we take a peek at th

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Season 16, Episode 18

Jan 9, 2004 · 43 min

JAMES SPADER chats about playing brazen lawyer Alan Shore on ""Boston Legal,"" and TOM SELLECK shares stories from his new television movie ""Stone Cold.""

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Season 16, Episode 19

Jan 12, 2004 · 43 min

Leading man KEANU REEVES talks about his complex role in the new supernatural thriller ""Constantine."" And TONY DANZA shares some laughs with Regis and Kelly.

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Season 16, Episode 20

Jan 13, 2004 · 43 min

From ""Two and a Half Men,"" CHARLIE SHEEN is here. And MATTHEW FOX visits from his hit show ""Lost.""

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Season 16, Episode 21

Jan 14, 2004 · 43 min

VALERIE BERTINELLI reminisces about her role on ""One Day at a Time."" ASHLEE SIMPSON stops by with a word on her reality series ""The Ashlee Simpson Show."" And we announce the 10

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Season 16, Episode 22

Jan 15, 2004 · 43 min

From the show ""That's so Raven,"" RAVEN-SYMONE is here. TORI AMOS performs and we narrow down the finalists of LIVE'S BEAUTIFUL BABY CONTEST.

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Season 16, Episode 23

Jan 16, 2004 · 43 min

Regis and Kelly get a visit from friend JOAN RIVERS. Sisters HILARY AND HAYLIE DUFF stop by and we meet the five finalists in LIVE'S BEAUTIFUL BABY CONTEST.

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Season 16, Episode 24

Jan 19, 2004 · 43 min

Our beautiful babies 'oughta be in pictures' and today they'll have a photo shoot for LIVE'S BEAUTIFUL BABY CONTEST. From the sitcom What I Like About You, AMANDA BYNES pays a visi

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Season 16, Episode 25

Jan 20, 2004 · 43 min

Today we announce the winner of LIVE'S BEAUTIFUL BABY CONTEST! OMAR EPPS fills us in on his role in the new medical mystery series ""House, M.D."" JEN SCHEFFT, ""The Bachelorette,"

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Season 16, Episode 26

Jan 21, 2004 · 43 min

""Summerland's"" LORI LAUGHLIN is here. Kelly's small screen co-star FAITH FORD talks about her big screen role in ""The Pacifier,"" and CLAUDIA COHEN brings us all the excitement

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Season 16, Episode 27

Jan 22, 2004 · 43 min

THE ROCK visits ""Live"" to fill us in on his unusual role in the new movie ""Be Cool."" And supermodel GISELE BUNDCHEN takes a stroll off the runway to visit with Regis and Kelly.

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Season 16, Episode 28

Jan 23, 2004 · 43 min

JOHN TRAVOLTA talks about reprising the role of Chili Palmer in the ""Be Cool."" And see who'll get a second chance at winning a Pontiac Montana SV6, when we play ""LIVE'S PONTIAC

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Season 16, Episode 29

Jan 26, 2004 · 43 min

VIN DIESEL is here to chat about his movie ""The Pacifier."" Plus, MOTLEY CRUE sits down with Regis and Kelly.

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Season 16, Episode 30

Jan 27, 2004 · 43 min

Academy Award-winning actress HALLE BERRY stops by with an update on her latest projects, and CHRISTINA MILIAN performs.

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Season 16, Episode 31

Jan 28, 2004 · 43 min

SYLVESTER STALLONE talks about hosting his new boxing reality show ""The Contender."" And the ""Toy Guy,"" Chris Byrne is here. OLIVIA WILDE is here.

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Season 16, Episode 32

Jan 29, 2004 · 43 min

GREG KINNEAR fills us in about his new movie ""Robots."" GEORGE LOPEZ gives us all the latest from his self-titled show. And TEARS FOR FEARS will perform.

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Season 16, Episode 33

Jan 30, 2004 · 43 min

ROBIN WILLIAMS returns to the animated screen with his latest project, ""Robots."" And NIGELLA LAWSON shares some tasty ideas with Regis and Kelly.

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Season 16, Episode 34

Feb 2, 2004 · 43 min

From the new show ""Jake in Progress,"" JOHN STAMOS is here. JOHN LITHGOW is a ""Dirty Rotten Scoundrel"" on Broadway and he'll tell us all about it. And PETER GROS stops by with s

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Season 16, Episode 35

Feb 3, 2004 · 43 min

Today UMA THURMAN visits with Regis and Kelly.

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Season 16, Episode 36

Feb 4, 2004 · 43 min

CARMEN ELECTRA talks about returning to the beach for her appearances on ""Summerland."" And BROOKE VALENTINE & BIG BOI perform.

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Season 16, Episode 37

Feb 5, 2004 · 43 min

ASHTON KUTCHER talks about teaming up with Bernie Mac in the new movie ""Guess Who?"" And the original ""American Idol"" winner, KELLY CLARKSON, pays a visit to ""Live.""

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Season 16, Episode 38

Feb 6, 2004 · 43 min

ROSARIO DAWSON will fill us in on her role in the visually stunning movie ""Sin City."" OMARION performs a hit from his chart-topping album, ""O.""

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Season 16, Episode 39

Feb 9, 2004 · 43 min

ANDY RICHTER fills in for Regis Philbin as co-host today. LAURA PREPON stops by with an update on ""That 70's Show"" and VIVICA A. FOX tells us about her criteria as a judge on the

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Season 16, Episode 40

Feb 10, 2004 · 43 min

ANDY RICHTER returns to co-host with Kelly. From ""Boston Legal,"" RHONA MITRA is here, and Regis and Kelly meet THE SPROUSE TWINS from the new Disney Channel show ""The Suite Life

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Season 16, Episode 41

Feb 11, 2004 · 43 min

ALICIA KEYS fills us in on some of the intimate poems found in her new book ""Tears for Water."" MARCIA CROSS talks about her role as icy homemaker ""Bree"" in ""Desperate Housewiv

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Season 16, Episode 42

Feb 12, 2004 · 43 min

JAMIE FOXX talks about his Oscar-winning role in ""Ray."" JAMIE LYNN SPEARS fills us in on her new Nickelodeon series ""Zoey 101."" DAME EDNA is back ""With a Vengeance"" in her ne

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Season 16, Episode 44

Feb 16, 2004 · 43 min

From the sunny shores of ""The OC,"" MISCHA BARTON heats up the ""Live"" studio. CLAY AIKEN shares stories from his new book ""Learning to Sing: Hearing the Music in Your Life."" A

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Season 16, Episode 45

Feb 17, 2004 · 43 min

NICOLE KIDMAN discusses her latest roles with Regis and Kelly. ""American Idol's"" most outrageous judge, SIMON COWELL, stops by. ""Will & Grace"" star DEBRA MESSING talks about he

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Season 16, Episode 46

Feb 18, 2004 · 43 min

JOY PHILBIN fills in for Kelly Ripa as co-host today. KIM RAVER visits from the nail-biting FOX hit, ""24."" And JIMMY SMITS talks about his new role and the battle for president o

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Season 16, Episode 47

Feb 19, 2004 · 43 min

JOY PHILBIN returns to join Regis as co-host. QUEEN LATIFAH is here with a word on her new movie, ""Beauty Shop."" And we bring you all the must-haves this season with the LIVE SPR

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Season 16, Episode 48

Feb 20, 2004 · 43 min

ALICIA SILVERSTONE reveals some behind the scenes stories from the star-studded flick ""Beauty Shop.""

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Season 16, Episode 49

Feb 23, 2004 · 43 min

BRITTANY MURPHY tells us about her character in the stylized film ""Sin City.""

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Season 16, Episode 51

Feb 25, 2004 · 43 min

PENELOPE CRUZ visits ""Live"" for the first time to tell us about her new adventure film, ""Sahara."" And JOHNNY DAMON of the world champion Boston Red Sox talks about his new book

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Season 16, Episode 52

Feb 26, 2004 · 43 min

Farrah Fawcett fills us in on her new reality series, ""Finding Farrah."" Trick shot billiard champion Mike Massey will show off his skills and discuss his upcoming induction to th

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Season 16, Episode 53

Feb 27, 2004 · 43 min

Drew Barrymore visits ""Live"" to chat about her latest romantic comedy ""Fever Pitch."" And singer-songwriter Gavin DeGraw performs.

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Season 16, Episode 54

Mar 1, 2004 · 43 min

Matthew McConaughey chats about his new movie, ""Sahara."" Plus, Frankie J. sings a song from his highly anticipated second album.

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Season 16, Episode 55

Mar 2, 2004 · 43 min

Denzel Washington discusses his new Broadway role, the title character in ""Julius Caesar."" And Fran Drescher talks about her return to television in the new sitcom ""Living with

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Season 16, Episode 56

Mar 3, 2004 · 43 min

CHRISTIAN SLATER fills us in on his part in the Broadway revival of ""The Glass Menagerie."" KRISTEN BELL talks about solving crimes as ""Veronica Mars."" And we check in on our Re

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Season 16, Episode 57

Mar 4, 2004 · 43 min

TEA LEONI sits down with Regis and Kelly to talk about her role in ""House of D."" From the new movie ""Amityville Horror,"" RYAN REYNOLDS is here. And Michael McDONALD sings a cla

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Season 16, Episode 59

Mar 8, 2004 · 43 min

DAVID DUCHOVNY talks about making his film writing and directing debut with ""House of D."" Plus, KEN AND DARIA DOLAN are here with some last minute tax tips.

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Season 16, Episode 60

Mar 9, 2004 · 43 min

Superstar MARIAH CAREY visits ""Live"" to introduce her latest album, ""The Emancipation of Mimi."" KATHLEEN TURNER discusses taking on the classic role of Martha in Broadway's ""W

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Season 16, Episode 61

Mar 10, 2004 · 43 min

ASHTON KUTCHER fills us in on his new romantic comedy ""A Lot Like Love,"" and CARLOS BERNARD visits ""Live"" from the nail-biting hit show ""24.""

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Season 16, Episode 62

Mar 11, 2004 · 43 min

The tough-talking JUDGE JUDY visits ""Live,"" and international singing quartet IL DIVO performs.

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Season 16, Episode 63

Mar 12, 2004 · 43 min

DAVID HYDE PIERCE stops by from the new Broadway musical ""Monty Python's Spamalot."" And singer-songwriter ANNA NALICK makes her television debut as she performs from her album ""

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Season 16, Episode 64

Mar 15, 2004 · 43 min

LUCY LIU talks about her new off-screen duties as UNICEF ambassador.

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Season 16, Episode 65

Mar 16, 2004 · 43 min

CHRISTINA APPLEGATE drops in from Broadway as she returns to her role in ""Sweet Charity."" Plus, a performance from the pop group FISHER.

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Season 16, Episode 66

Mar 17, 2004 · 43 min

From the hit show ""Desperate Housewives,"" FELICITY HUFFMAN is here. JENNY McCARTHY shares some of the hilarious challenges of motherhood discussed in her latest book, ""Baby Laug

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Season 16, Episode 67

Mar 18, 2004 · 43 min

""Will & Grace"" star, ERIC McCORMACK drops by and R&B singer JILL SCOTT is here with a new book of poetry, ""The Moments, The Minutes, The Hours.""

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Season 16, Episode 68

Mar 19, 2004 · 43 min

MOS DEF shares the details of his new sci-fi comedy, ""The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy."" LIAM NEESON returns to ""Live"" to introduce his film, ""Kingdom of Heaven.""

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Season 16, Episode 69

Mar 22, 2004 · 43 min

Regis and Kelly welcome ICE CUBE. He'll give us the lowdown about his new action movie ""xXx: State of the Union."" Kelly's real life husband MARK CONSUELOS talks about reuniting w

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Season 16, Episode 70

Mar 23, 2004 · 43 min

PARIS HILTON talks about her role in the remake of the 1953 classic thriller ""House of Wax."" And DEAN CAIN shares behind-the-scenes stories from his upcoming appearance on ""Hope

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Season 16, Episode 71

Mar 24, 2004 · 43 min

Author Goldie Hawn (``A Lotus Grows in the Mud''); encore performance from the latest singer voted off of ``American Idol.''

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Season 16, Episode 72

Mar 25, 2004 · 43 min

From the highly anticipated ""Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith,"" HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN is here. MARTIN SHORT stops by to preview the release of his movie ""Jiminy Glick i

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Season 16, Episode 73

Mar 26, 2004 · 43 min

The multi-talented JENNIFER LOPEZ talks about her latest movie, ""Monster-in-Law."" From ""House of Wax,"" CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY visits ""Live."" And Regis and Kelly welcome SNOOP DO

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Season 16, Episode 74

Mar 29, 2004 · 43 min

ORLANDO BLOOM fills us in about his new epic movie ""Kingdom of Heaven."" And LUDACRIS talks about his return to the big screen with the new movie ""Crash,"" and another clue is an

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Season 16, Episode 75

Mar 30, 2004 · 43 min

Five special moms will have their wishes become a reality as ""Live"" celebrates Mother's Day with its 15th Annual MOM'S DREAM COME TRUE show. And watch for the final clue needed t

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Season 16, Episode 76

Mar 31, 2004 · 43 min

""Live"" comes to you from Disneyland Park today to kick-off ""The Happiest Celebration On Earth,"" a global celebration to salute Disneyland's 50th anniversary. Joining Regis and

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Season 16, Episode 77

Apr 1, 2004 · 43 min

""Live"" travels coast-to-coast to broadcast live from The Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World Resort where the ""Happiest Celebration On Earth"" is in full swing. ""Lost"" castaway

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Season 16, Episode 78

Apr 2, 2004 · 43 min

Regis and Kelly are back at Disneyland Park in Anaheim, California. Today they ask SIMON COWELL for the scoop on the ""American Idol"" finalists. And THE BACKSTREET BOYS perform a

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Season 16, Episode 79

Apr 5, 2004 · 43 min

WILMER VALDERAMMA of ""That 70's Show"" pays a visit to Regis and Kelly at their Walt Disney World Resort location. And ""Survivor"" veterans ROB & AMBER talk about their latest re

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Season 16, Episode 80

Apr 6, 2004 · 43 min

""Live"" concludes the week of fun with a final show from Walt Disney World Resort. Regis gets an ""extreme"" behind the scenes look at one of Walt Disney World's newest attraction

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Season 16, Episode 81

Apr 7, 2004 · 43 min

Regis and Kelly welcome the entire cast of EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND as they head toward their series finale. Plus, a performance from the latest contestant to say goodbye to AMERICA

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Season 16, Episode 82

Apr 8, 2004 · 43 min

""Desperate Housewives'"" JAMES DENTON talks about his role as the mysterious hunk of Wisteria Lane. Plus, the newest millionaire of the SURVIVOR series sits down with Regis and Ke

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Season 16, Episode 83

Apr 9, 2004 · 43 min

""Desperate Housewives"" star TERI HATCHER visits ""Live."" And from the other ABC blockbuster ""Lost,"" JORGE GARCIA is here. Plus, ""Summerland"" star JESSE McCARTNEY shows off h

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Season 16, Episode 84

Apr 12, 2004 · 43 min

Regis and Kelly welcome longtime friend DONALD TRUMP back to the show. And from ""The Muppets' Wizard of Oz,"" the porcine diva MISS PIGGY is here.

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Season 16, Episode 85

Apr 13, 2004 · 43 min

ASHANTI fills us in on all the behind-the-scenes Muppet madness in her new movie ""The Muppets' Wizard of Oz.""

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Season 16, Episode 92

Apr 22, 2004 · 43 min

Renee Zellweger chats about her new movie, Cinderella Man. And from HBO's Entourage, Kevin Connelly stops by. Plus, a performance from the American Idol winner Carrie Underwood.

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