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King of the Hill: Season 5

20 episodes Premiered Oct 1, 2000 Updated Oct 1, 2026
Previously on King of the Hill

Season 5 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Picks up essential narrative continuity directly following the events of King of the Hill Season 4.
  • ⚡ Character alliances, factions, and personal loyalties undergo significant shifts under escalating stakes.
  • ⚡ Addresses unresolved cliffhangers and thematic mysteries introduced during previous seasons.
  • ⚡ Establishes the primary seasonal conflict that drives serialized character arcs toward the finale.
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Season 5 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 5: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (17): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S5·E1 Mytharc

The Perils of Polling

Oct 1, 2000 · 22 min

Bobby's act of heroism leads the Hills to a meeting with candidate George Dub-Ya, who turns Hank's vote from sure to tentative with the shake of a hand.

S5·E2 Core

The Buck Stops Here

Nov 5, 2000 · 22 min

Bobby becomes Strickland's personal caddy and picks up some bad habits. Meanwhile, Peggy and Minh compete to donate the most blood.

S5·E3 Core

I Don't Want to Wait...

Nov 12, 2000 · 22 min

As Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that he's still treated as a child even as Joseph laments how awkward adulthood is for him.

S5·E4 Core

Spin the Choice

Nov 19, 2000 · 22 min

Bobby rejects Thanksgiving after history lessons from John Redcorn, who longs to be a real father to his illegitimate son Joseph.

S5·E5 Core

Peggy Makes the Big Leagues

Nov 26, 2000 · 22 min

The Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him suspended from the team.

S5·E6 Core

When Cotton Comes Marching Home

Dec 3, 2000 · 22 min

Cash-flow problems plague Hank's father, who's forced to work a menial job on Veterans Day instead of marching in the parade.

S5·E7 Core

What Makes Bobby Run?

Dec 10, 2000 · 22 min

Bobby goes all-out to become school mascot, a high-profile post that suffers a low blow when he avoids a time-honored tradition.

S5·E8 Core

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas

Dec 17, 2000 · 22 min

Bill counters his holiday loneliness by becoming a generous Santa, attracting a nice single mother and a young slacker who takes advantage.

S5·E9 Core

Chasing Bobby

Jan 21, 2001 · 22 min

Peggy thinks Hank's tears are indicative of a father-son void, but they're really about his truck, which looks headed for pickup-truck heaven.

S5·E10 Core

Yankee Hankie

Feb 4, 2001 · 22 min

While a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make plans to assassinate Fidel Castro.

S5·E11 Core

Hank and the Great Glass Elevator

Feb 11, 2001 · 22 min

Bill and former Texas governor Ann Richards hit it off after a chance meeting resulting from Hank's reluctant prank in an Austin hotel.

S5·E12 Core

Now Who's the Dummy?

Feb 18, 2001 · 22 min

Bobby's ventriloquist's dummy gets more of Hank's attention than Bobby, but it's Dale who harbors a grudge against the wooden being.

S5·E13 Core

Ho Yeah!

Feb 25, 2001 · 22 min

Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay--Hank's den.

S5·E14 Core

The Exterminator

Mar 4, 2001 · 22 min

Repeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination--of careers.

S5·E15 Core

Luanne Virgin 2.0

Mar 11, 2001 · 22 min

As Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners--and it's more than one.

S5·E16 Core

Hank's Choice

Apr 1, 2001 · 22 min

When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accommodation that's perfect--for Bobby.

S5·E17 Core

It's Not Easy Being Green

Apr 8, 2001 · 22 min

Hank joins Bobby's environmental effort, but only to preserve a long-time cover-up concerning a mishap with Boomhauer's car in high school.

S5·E18 Core

The Trouble With Gribbles

Apr 22, 2001 · 22 min

Dale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues--and carelessly bugs his home.

S5·E19 Mytharc

Hank's Back Story

May 6, 2001 · 22 min

Wearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hank's back pain, but makes him the butt of friends' jokes as they all prepare for a riding-mower race.

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