King of the Hill: Season 13
Season 13 Lore Primer
Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.
- Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of King of the Hill Season 12.
- Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
- Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
- Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
Episode Guide
Season 13 Progress Shield
Dia-BILL-ic Shock
Sep 28, 2008 · 21 min
Bill's love of sugary snacks causes diabetes. After a doctor tells Bill that he will lose his legs he decides to start using a wheelchair. Once he is wheelchair bound he finds cama
Earthy Girls Are Easy
Oct 5, 2008 · 21 min
When a local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane dumping old propane tanks into the river, Hank suggests that the company go green. Dale, in an attempt to impress t
Square-Footed Monster
Oct 19, 2008 · 21 min
Hank and the guys do a good deed when they fix-up a neighborhood house, however after Ted Wassonasong buys the house he decides to knock down the house and build a mansion.
Lost in MySpace
Nov 2, 2008 · 20 min
Hank has bad feelings when Mr. Strickland decides to create a MySpace page for Strickland Propane. Hank's fears come true when Donna posts personal videos and information to the we
No Bobby Left Behind
Nov 9, 2008 · 21 min
In order to raise the school's average for standardized tests, Principal Moss classifies Bobby as a low achievement student. However, the plan backfires after Bobby is placed in a
A Bill Full of Dollars
Nov 16, 2008 · 21 min
Peggy, Minh and Dale play the stock market together, however they lose money in their initial investment. To improve their odds they decide to study the consumer habits of an "aver
Straight as an Arrow
Nov 30, 2008 · 21 min
Hank tries to help Bobby become a member of the Order of the Straight Arrow, but he disagrees with the "Arrowmaster" who is a new member of Arlen. Meanwhile, Peggy gets involved in
Lucky See, Monkey Do
Feb 8, 2009 · 21 min
Lucky's sister Myrna and her children attend a baby shower in which Peggy is throwing for Luanne. It doesn't take long before Myrna and Peggy clash over how the children will be ra
What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis
Feb 15, 2009 · 21 min
The Propane Hall of Fame is inducting Buck Strickland this year and he has asked Hank to come with him to make sure he stays out of trouble. This becomes a hard task after Buck mee
Master of Puppets
Mar 1, 2009 · 21 min
Bobby is left waiting at the mall when Hank and Peggy's date goes long. Feeling his parents' guilt, Bobby uses the incident to pit each against one another to show him their affect
Bwah My Nose
Mar 8, 2009 · 21 min
Hank and the gang get a rematch for the high-school championship game they lost, when Bill accidentally breaks Hank's nose during a practice. He gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon
Uncool Customer
Mar 15, 2009 · 21 min
After Peggy finds out that she is not cool she befriends one of Arlen's most glamorous and cool moms in an effort to learn how to be cool. Bobby befriends her daughter, a girl name
Nancy Does Dallas
Mar 22, 2009 · 21 min
After Nancy takes a glamorous new job in Dallas and temporarily leaving Dale behind he finds the freedom of the bachelor life too hard to handle.
Born Again on the Fourth of July
Apr 19, 2009 · 21 min
Bobby is offered an intervention at the church, after Hank becomes upset by his misbehavior. Meanwhile, Hank and his pals challenge a rival neighborhood to a Fourth of July firewor
Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
Apr 26, 2009 · 21 min
Hank discovers that his father's last requests are a collection of bizarre tasks including the wish to have his ashes flushed down a toilet that General George S. Patton once used.
Bad News Bill
May 3, 2009 · 21 min
Hank is troubled when Bobby's Little League Coach is hassling Bobby about his lack of ability until Hank realizes that the Coach is only trying to make Bobby a better player.
Manger Baby Einstein
May 10, 2009 · 21 min
Luanne tries to become a breakout star in the children's entertainment industry.
Uh-Oh Canada
May 17, 2009 · 21 min
After Boomhauer trades houses with a Canadian family for the summer the Arlen gang tries to make some new neighbors at feel welcome. However it soon becomes apparent that Canadians
The Boy Can't Help It
Sep 13, 2009 · 21 min
Bobby becomes quite the ladies' man when several girls in his class consider him a potential date for the Homecoming dance, but Hank is worried that Bobby is being used.
To Sirloin with Love
Sep 13, 2009 · 21 min
Thankful to finally have something in common with his son, Hank is proud when Bobby’s knowledge of beef earns him a spot on a college team bound for the State Championships.