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Joan of Arcadia: Season 1

23 episodes Premiered Sep 26, 2003 Updated Jul 19, 2026
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Episodes

S1·E1

Pilot

Sep 26, 2003 · 45 min

16 year old Joan Girardi is approached by someone claiming to be God. He gives her a mission, get a job. Will Girardi, Joan's dad and new chief of police for Arcadia, is trying t

S1·E2

The Fire and the Wood

Oct 3, 2003 · 45 min

Joan enrolls in advanced-placement chemistry, after God asks her to stop being an underachiever; Will ruffles feathers during an arson investigation.

S1·E3

Touch Move

Oct 10, 2003 · 45 min

God encourages Joan to learn how to play chess; Will must work with a psychic on a missing toddler case; Helen hopes a miracle will enable Kevin to walk again.

S1·E4

The Boat

Oct 17, 2003 · 45 min

Helen fears Joan is becoming eccentric when she enthusiastically tackles her boat-building project; Will encourages Kevin to join a wheelchair basketball team.

S1·E5

Just Say No

Oct 24, 2003 · 45 min

Joan learns from God that she's holding a garage sale on Saturday, which doesn't leave her much time to sort through her family's unwanted belongings. Among the items she unearths

S1·E6

Bringeth It On

Oct 31, 2003 · 45 min

Joan gets a lesson in popularity when God tells her to try out for the cheerleading squad, and her efforts to impress two pom-pom girls pay off with an invite to hang out together

S1·E7

Death Be Not Whatever

Nov 7, 2003 · 45 min

Joan baby-sits for a 6-year-old boy who is obsessed with death; officers assault a black man at a gas station.

S1·E8

The Devil Made Me Do It

Nov 14, 2003 · 45 min

God's mysterious ways once again bewilder Joan, when He asks her to volunteer at the high-school art show, so that she can keep Adam Rove's sculpture from being exhibited. Elsewher

S1·E9

St. Joan

Nov 21, 2003 · 45 min

God wants Joan to score an ""A"" on a test about French saint Joan of Arc. As the teen hits the books, she draws comparisons to the life of the young heroine who claimed to hear di

S1·E10

Drive, He Said

Dec 5, 2003 · 45 min

Each of the Girardis deal with crises of varying seriousness, the worst of which puts Will at the mercy of a crazed gunman. The day also finds Helen reacting with mixed emotions af

S1·E11

The Uncertainty Principle

Dec 12, 2003 · 45 min

God instructs Joan to ask a troublemaker to the winter formal. Will uncovers secrets that could prove unfavorable to the former Chief of Police and other members of the city's gov

S1·E12

Jump

Jan 9, 2004 · 45 min

Joan is saddened when she learns Rocky (Death Be Not Whatever) has passed away, causing her to further question God about life and death. Will loses his job when his discovery, an

S1·E13

Recreation

Jan 16, 2004 · 45 min

At Helen's insistance, she and Will take a getaway to a spa, but all does not go well when Will cannot forget about his job. And with the parents away, the kids are up to a little

S1·E14

State of Grace

Feb 6, 2004 · 45 min

God tells Joan to join the debate team, where her partner has a stuttering problem. A new security system is implemented at Arcadia High School. After the art teacher quits, Hele

S1·E15

Night Without Stars

Feb 13, 2004 · 45 min

Joan's newest mission from God is to work with kids, so she volunteers to help babysit children of abused mothers; Joan becomes jealous when Adam falls for one of the volunteers; K

S1·E16

Double Dutch

Feb 20, 2004 · 45 min

God tells Joan to learn to jump rope with a group of inner-city teens, one of whom Joan discovers is homeless. Kevin goes on a date, but not with who you think.

S1·E17

No Bad Guy

Feb 27, 2004 · 45 min

After Joan stands up for one of her classmates being bullied, an embarrassing picture of Joan, taken with a picture phone, is rapidly spread around school. God instructs Joan to jo

S1·E18

Requiem for a Third Grade Ashtray

Mar 12, 2004 · 45 min

God instructs Joan to help out with the a chaotic Girardi household; Adam has his first art show; Will and Toni witness a carjacking. Will and Toni, while making an arrest, get stu

S1·E19

Do the Math

Apr 2, 2004 · 45 min

God tells Joan to take piano lessons; Joan helps her piano teacher deal with her past; Joan learns a painful secret Will and Helen have been keeping from the family; Iris becomes s

S1·E20

Anonymous

Apr 30, 2004 · 45 min

Joan joins the yearbook staff, per God's request, and decides to use this assignment as a means of impressing Adam... Feeling threatened that Iris and Adam continue to share a bon

S1·E21

Vanity, Thy Name Is Human

May 7, 2004 · 45 min

Joan takes a cosmetics class, per God's request, and Kevin doesn't react well to crossing paths with the last girlfriend he dated before his disabling accident... Glynis' flatteri

S1·E22

The Gift

May 14, 2004 · 45 min

After God tells Joan to give Adam a gift, she finds something that leads her to wonder if God's suggesting she have sex with him... While secretly searching through Adam's backpac

S1·E23

Silence

May 21, 2004 · 45 min

When the hospitalized Joan is diagnosed with Lyme disease, she begins to question if she's been seeing God or merely experiencing the hallucinations that can be symptomatic of her