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How I Met Your Mother: Season 3

20 episodes Premiered Sep 24, 2007
Previously on How I Met Your Mother

Season 3 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of How I Met Your Mother Season 2.
  • Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
Season 3 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 3: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (4): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (16): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S3·E1 Mytharc

Wait for It

Sep 24, 2007

Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

S3·E2 Core

We're Not from Here

Oct 1, 2007

Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

S3·E3 Core

Third Wheel

Oct 8, 2007

Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

S3·E4 Core

Little Boys

Oct 15, 2007

Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.

S3·E5 Core

How I Met Everyone Else

Oct 22, 2007

Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy sc

S3·E6 Mytharc

I'm Not That Guy

Oct 29, 2007

Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall k

S3·E7 Core

Dowisetrepla

Nov 5, 2007

Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.

S3·E8 Core

Spoiler Alert

Nov 12, 2007

Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

S3·E9 Core

Slapsgiving

Nov 19, 2007

Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

S3·E10 Core

The Yips

Nov 26, 2007

When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

S3·E11 Core

The Platinum Rule

Dec 10, 2007

Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

S3·E12 Core

No Tomorrow

Mar 17, 2008

Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

S3·E13 Core

Ten Sessions

Mar 24, 2008

Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

S3·E14 Core

The Bracket

Mar 31, 2008

Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out w

S3·E15 Core

The Chain of Screaming

Apr 14, 2008

After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

S3·E16 Core

Sandcastles in the Sand

Apr 21, 2008

Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.

S3·E17 Core

The Goat

Apr 28, 2008

Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

S3·E18 Core

Rebound Bro

May 5, 2008

Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

S3·E19 Mytharc

Everything Must Go

May 12, 2008

When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

S3·E20 Mytharc

Miracles

May 19, 2008

Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.