S29·E38 Jumpers for Goalposts!

Episode recap

Task: Write a 280-380 word episode recap for Homes Under the Hammer S29E38 (Jumpers for Goalposts!).
Constraint 1: Use ONLY verifiable facts from the provided SYNOPSIS and SOURCES.
Constraint 2: Do not invent/guess titles, names, dates, etc.
Constraint 3: Write original, neutral, encyclopedic prose in plain text.
Constraint 4: No markdown, no asterisks, no headings, no bullet points.
Constraint 5: Word count target: 280-380 words.
Constraint 6: If the synopsis is sparse, stay concise rather than guessing.
Synopsis:
Dion is delighted with the space on offer to play football in Northamptonshire.
Martin finds you need to wipe your feet on the way out of a house in Derbyshire.
Martel doesn't know where to start with the dilapidation at a Kilmarnock property.
Sources:
Series: Homes Under the Hammer (British renovation and auction series).
Presenters mentioned in sources: Martin Roberts, Martel Maxwell, Dion Dublin, Jacqui Joseph, Tommy Walsh, Owai (incomplete), Lucy Alexander.
Note: The synopsis provides specific presenter actions/locations for this episode.
Homes Under the Hammer is a British renovation and auction television series.
In season 29, episode 38, titled Jumpers for Goalposts!, the episode features three different locations.
In Northamptonshire, Dion is pleased with the amount of space available for playing football.
In Derbyshire, Martin observes that one needs to wipe their feet when leaving a house.
In Kilmarnock, Martel faces a property that is in a state of dilapidation and is unsure of how to begin.
The synopsis is extremely brief (3 sentences).
The word count requirement is 280-380 words.
The instruction says: "If the synopsis is sparse, stay concise rather than guessing."
Conflict Check: The user wants 280-380 words, but the instructions say "If the synopsis is sparse, stay concise rather than guessing." and "Write ONLY verifiable facts that are explicitly supported by the provided SYNOPSIS and SOURCES."
If I write 280 words based on three sentences, I will be inventing facts, which is strictly forbidden by the primary instruction ("You write ONLY verifiable facts... You never invent or guess...").
Therefore, I must prioritize the "ONLY verifiable facts" and "never invent" instructions over the word count request, as the word count cannot be met without violating the core truthfulness constraint. However, I will try to expand the context using the provided sources (series