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Half & Half: Season 1

23 episodes Premiered Sep 23, 2002 Updated Jul 21, 2026
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Episodes

S1·E1

The Big Pilot Episode

Sep 23, 2002 · 30 min

Mona, a self-reliant record executive, is set to move into the penthouse apartment that her father has always promised her. But her plans of getting settled in her new apartment so

S1·E2

The Big Forget-Me-Not Episode

Sep 30, 2002 · 30 min

When Dee Dee befriends Spencer, Mona becomes concerned that her sister is stealing her best friend. Meanwhile, Mona leads Dee Dee and Spencer into believing she is still dating Bri

S1·E3

The Big Crappy Birthday Episode

Oct 7, 2002 · 30 min

Dee Dee attempts to get closer to Mona by planning a joint birthday party, reminding Mona of bad memories from their childhood. Meanwhile, Dee Dee unwittingly reveals that Phyllis

S1·E4

The Big Pimpin' Episode

Oct 14, 2002 · 30 min

Mona's music-video shoot for a rapper may end in disaster when he refuses to leave the dressing room—until he meets Dee Dee. While Mona is pleased with the rapper's newfound enth

S1·E5

The Big Dose of Reality Episode

Oct 21, 2002 · 30 min

In an attempt to win Mona's respect and stop living off her father's largesse, Dee Dee takes a job as a waitress. Meanwhile, Phyllis persuades Mona to give a video-dating service a

S1·E6

The Big Award Episode

Oct 28, 2002 · 30 min

Dee Dee persuades Mona to attend a banquet that's being held in honor of their father, but the experience reminds Mona that she's the odd one out within her dad's ""new"" family.

S1·E7

The Big Sistah Sans Soul Episode

Nov 4, 2002 · 30 min

While at a club with Spencer, Mona meets the hunky Miles. They hit it off, but their budding romance quickly trips up over matters of taste: For one, she enjoys Dawson's Creek, whi

S1·E8

The Big Ex-pectations Episode

Nov 11, 2002 · 30 min

Dee Dee is smitten with her new beau, but the romance sours when she learns that he and Mona dated in high school. Although Mona gives her blessing to the union, she soon changes h

S1·E9

The Big In with the In Crowd Episode

Nov 18, 2002 · 30 min

Dee Dee invites Mona to a ""girls night"" with her friends, but Mona instantly feels out of place amidst the ritzy women. When Dee Dee gives Mona an expensive purse, Mona deduces t

S1·E10

The Big Thanks for Forgiving Episode

Nov 25, 2002 · 30 min

Mona and Phyllis attend Thanksgiving dinner at Big Dee Dee's, where Mona's grandmother is the guest of honor. But Dee Dee becomes jealous when she learns the older woman showers Mo

S1·E11

The Big Upsetting Set-up Episode

Dec 16, 2002 · 30 min

When Mona and Dee Dee set Spencer up on blind date with a woman they met from the gym, Spencer falls for her hard and fast. But when Mona finds out the girl is only using Spencer t

S1·E12

The Big Hit It and Quit It Episode

Jan 20, 2003 · 30 min

When Dee Dee becomes frustrated with Neil because he does not seem interested in getting intimate, he divulges that he is celibate. Meanwhile, Mona is under pressure at work and ta

S1·E13

The Big Condom-nation Episode

Feb 3, 2003 · 30 min

Spencer thinks that he has gotten a girl pregant and Dee Dee and Mona force him to get an AIDS test.

S1·E14

The Big Game of Love Episode

Feb 10, 2003 · 30 min

Mona fears a lonely Valentine's Day, but her tears may be for naught when two men from her (recent) past both ask her on dates. Also, Dee Dee is miffed that Neil would choose work

S1·E15

The Big Phat Mouth Episode (1)

Feb 17, 2003 · 30 min

When Mona mistakes a dinner date with a handsome reporter as a personal affair, she unwittingly gets quoted in a music magazine saying disparaging things about one of her music lab

S1·E16

The Big Phat Mouth Episode (2)

Feb 18, 2003 · 30 min

While Mona struggles to find work after poisoning her reputation in the record industry, the reporter whose article got her fired tries to make amends and sets up a meeting for Mon

S1·E17

The Big Mixed Up Mojo Episode

Mar 17, 2003 · 30 min

In a strange reversal of fortunes, Dee Dee's charmed life seems to hit an unlucky streak at every turn while, ironically, the usually pessimistic Mona's life becomes auspicious fro

S1·E18

The Big Sexy Shame Episode

Mar 24, 2003 · 30 min

Mona dates a hunk whose looks almost compensate for his lack of brains. As a result, she tries to hide him from her friends and family, but the effort is for naught when they're in

S1·E19

The Big Falling for It Episode

Apr 21, 2003 · 30 min

Mona drags Dee Dee to a self-defense class, where she accidentally hurts her little sister while practicing a back flip. Overwhelmed with guilt, she waits on Dee Dee hand and foot,

S1·E20

The Big 'I Have a Dream' Episode

Apr 21, 2003 · 30 min

Mona becomes antsy about her friendship with Spencer after she has a romantic dream about him. Meanwhile, Dee Dee---who thinks the dream was about a woman---introduces Mona to a le

S1·E21

The Big Much 'I Do' About Nothing Episode

Apr 28, 2003 · 30 min

When Mona has Spencer masquerade as her beau at a friend's wedding, Spencer realizes that he has romantic feelings for her, and has had them since college. Meanwhile, Dee Dee dumps

S1·E22

The Big Mother of a Mother's Day Episode

May 5, 2003 · 30 min

For Mother's Day weekend, Big Dee Dee and Dee Dee vacation at an exclusive spa. Not to be outdone, Phyllis and Mona do the same, and end up in the room next door. The weekend quick

S1·E23

The Big Bad Neighbor Episode

May 12, 2003 · 30 min

The gals' already tenuous friendship spirals toward dissolution when Dee Dee celebrates the end of her school year by hosting a raucous celebration that keeps Mona awake all night.