Green Acres: Season 2

S2·E1 Mytharc

Wings Over Hooterville

Sep 14, 1966

Lisa tells the story of how she and Oliver met. During WWII, Oliver's plane was shot down and he was stranded in a tree. Lisa rescues Oliver, but doesn't trust him because he ""spe

S2·E2 Core

Water, Water Everywhere

Sep 21, 1966

Mr. Haney has Willie the well-witcher to witch him a new well. But when Mr. Haney has plenty of water, Oliver loses his water. The same thing happens when Oliver has a new well wit

S2·E3 Core

I Didn't Raise My Pig to Be a Soldier

Sep 28, 1966

When the Ziffels go on a second honeymoon at Niagra Falls, they leave Arnold with Oliver and Lisa. While there, Arnold is drafted by the U.S. Army.

S2·E4 Core

How to See South America By Bus

Oct 5, 1966

Oliver ends up with a new client named Collins, who turns out to be a very attractive woman, whose first name is Amy, who wants Oliver's legal help about her farm. Oliver has to ma

S2·E5 Core

The Ugly Duckling

Oct 19, 1966

Ralph Monroe is devastated when Mr. Kimball turns her down again. Lisa decides to help Ralph out, by making her more feminine. Oliver is forced to sleep in the barn with Eb, while

S2·E6 Core

One of Our Assemblymen is Missing

Oct 26, 1966

Oliver's back on his soap box, delivering fiery patriotic speeches after getting a bill for the State Farm Unattached Duty Tax. No one in Hooterville seems to know what the tax is

S2·E7 Core

The Good Old Days

Nov 2, 1966

Lisa is homesick for the Park Avenue penthouse. So Oliver tells her the story of Gus and Etta, a farmer and his Hungarian wife who are broken and poor, but make the best of their n

S2·E8 Core

Eb Discovers the Birds and the Bees

Nov 9, 1966

Eb suddenly discovers he has feelings for Betty Jo Bradley. Eb wants nothing more than to date her, but the advice Oliver gives him, calls the date off, when Eb won't let Betty Jo

S2·E9 Core

The Hooterville Image

Nov 16, 1966

The Hooterville farmers have decided that Oliver is ruining the town's image by doing his farming chores in a suit. Oliver eventually gives in to their demand to wear overalls, but

S2·E10 Core

You Ought to Be in Pictures

Nov 23, 1966

James Stuart from the agricultural department wants to do a film on the pitfalls of new farmers. The locals think "Jimmy Stewart" is coming to make a big Hollywood movie so they al

S2·E11 Core

A Home Isn't Built in a Day

Nov 30, 1966

Tired of living in a dump, Lisa demands some serious home improvements. Oliver fires the Monroe brothers and hires an architect to draw up plans. Renovations come to a screeching h

S2·E12 Core

A Square is Not Round

Dec 14, 1966

The Douglases try to determine which of their hens is laying square eggs. Once word gets out, Haney and a chicken breeder both want in on the action. Oddly, the cube-shaped eggs do

S2·E13 Core

An Old Fashioned Christmas

Dec 21, 1966

Oliver decides to have an old fashioned Christmas by chopping down a tree off his property. Mr. Haney warns him that it's against the law to chop down a tree on his own property.

S2·E14 Core

Never Trust a Little Old Lady

Dec 28, 1966

It's tomato planting season and Oliver needs some useful weather information. Hooterville relies on WPIXL-TV's Mildred, a little old lady who prances out of her dollhouse, or Walte

S2·E15 Core

School Days

Jan 4, 1967

Oliver spends a lot of time in the principal's office when Lisa enrolls at Hooterville High. In school primarily for a cooking course, she also disrupts history class with her own

S2·E16 Core

His Honor

Jan 11, 1967

Oliver misunderstands when the Hooterville bigwigs ask him to be a judge. He thinks he's being appointed an appellate judge but they just want him to judge apples at the county fai

S2·E17 Core

It's So Peaceful in the Country

Jan 18, 1967

Oliver's mother needs bed rest so what better place than her son's farm. All she has to do is ignore Alf and Ralph's drilling, Haney's tour group, a group of dancing Sioux Indians

S2·E18 Core

Exodus to Bleedswell

Jan 25, 1967

The residents of Hooterville flock to nearby Bleedswell for jobs at the new defense plant. To keep people from leaving, Hooterville reopens its old airplane factory to fulfill its

S2·E19 Core

It's Human to Be Humane

Feb 1, 1967

Bored and looking for a project, Lisa becomes the head of the "Hooterville Human Humane Committee". She takes her cause to the extreme, declaring everything from duck hunting to se

S2·E20 Core

Never Take Your Wife to a Convention

Feb 8, 1967

The only thing Oliver learns at a farming convention is how to get a hangover. He and Lisa meet up with Charlie, a former gangster-turned-farmer, and Wanda, his floozy dancer wife.

S2·E21 Core

The Computer Age

Feb 15, 1967

A desperate Ralph Monroe joins a computer dating service to meet a husband. Oliver thinks it's a great idea since computers are always right. Lisa thinks they can't possibly take t

S2·E22 Core

Never Start Talking Unless Your Voice Comes Out

Feb 22, 1967

Oliver has to choose between being a farmer or lawyer when he gets an offer to practice in Washington, D. C. The official-looking letter, however, has the locals convinced that Oli

S2·E23 Core

The Beverly Hillbillies

Mar 1, 1967

When the cast takes ill, the Douglases take to the stage in a charity production of The Beverly Hillbillies. After Eb "punches up" a script from the series, Hank Kimball plays Jed

S2·E24 Core

Lisa's Vegetable Garden

Mar 8, 1967

According to Oliver, every farm wife should be growing her own vegetables so Lisa starts her own garden. Armed with useless pamphlets from Mr. Kimball and a flask of perfume, Lisa

S2·E25 Core

The Saucer Season

Mar 15, 1967

Once Eb's wild story about meeting space aliens hits the press, tourists descend on the Douglas farm to meet the new celebrity. Oliver's more concerned about the crowd trampling hi

S2·E26 Core

Getting Even With Haney

Mar 22, 1967

Tired of Doris' nagging about having to beat their laundry on a rock in the creek, Fred buys a Grabwell washing machine from Mr. Haney. The boat motor in a barrel goes berzerk, spr

S2·E27 Core

Kimball Gets Fired

Mar 29, 1967

Ralph is distraught when her beloved "Hankie" Kimball is fired as the county agricultural agent. His replacement is so rude and insulting that even Oliver is plotting to get Kimbal

S2·E28 Core

The Vulgar Ring Story

Apr 12, 1967

Lisa says that woman in her family must marry an American every fourth generation to keep the huge ring she now wears. She regales Hooterville with the story of her great, great gr

S2·E29 Mytharc

Who's Lisa?

Apr 19, 1967

While fixing the roof, Oliver accidentally drops a hammer on Lisa's head, giving her amnesia. Initially, he's upset because she doesn't even recognize him. He begins to suspect she

S2·E30 Mytharc

Music to Milk By

Apr 26, 1967

Eb becomes obsessed with winning a contest on a Pixley radio station. To identify all the songs, he has to listen day and night. That becomes even harder after Elenaor the cow swal