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Season guide

George Lopez: Season 5

22 episodes Premiered Oct 5, 2005
Previously on George Lopez

Season 5 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of George Lopez Season 4.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season 5 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 5: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (19): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S5·E1 Mytharc

George Gets a Pain in the Ash

Oct 5, 2005

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

S5·E2 Core

You Dropped a Mom on Me

Oct 5, 2005

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

S5·E3 Core

George's Dog Days of Bummer

Oct 12, 2005

George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuses to give up the stray dog George's mom has grown to love, G

S5·E4 Core

George Drives the Batmobile

Oct 19, 2005

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house. So, when George picks Benny a

S5·E5 Core

Trick or Treat Me Right

Oct 26, 2005

George and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to

S5·E6 Core

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie

Nov 2, 2005

George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

S5·E7 Core

George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial

Nov 9, 2005

A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.

S5·E8 Core

George Tries to Write a Wrong

Nov 16, 2005

George uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter from Angie.

S5·E9 Core

George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job

Nov 30, 2005

George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appearance.

S5·E12 Core

George Enrolls Like That

Jan 25, 2006

When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him seriously.

S5·E13 Core

George Keeps Truant to Himself

Feb 1, 2006

When things get tough for George, he drops out of school. He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his professor drops by for an uninvited visit.

S5·E14 Core

The Kidney Stays in the Picture

Feb 8, 2006

Max starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexually active. So they take Max to the doctor to find out that Ma

S5·E15 Core

A Funeral Brings George to His Niece

Feb 15, 2006

George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance.

S5·E17 Core

George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother

Mar 1, 2006

Angie's brother, Ray, comes around when he find out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inheritance. But George is the first to see through Ray's scheme whe

S5·E19 Core

George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1)

Mar 22, 2006

George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet preda

S5·E20 Core

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money

Mar 29, 2006

"100th Episode" George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

S5·E22 Mytharc

It's a Cliffhanger, By George

Apr 12, 2006

"Season Finale"- Everything hangs in the balance for the entire Lopez family: Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and they'll both be out of jobs; the police wa

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