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Geordie Shore: Season 7

6 episodes Premiered Sep 17, 2013 Updated Nov 1, 2026

The seventh series of the British reality programme Geordie Shore, set in Newcastle upon Tyne, premiered on 17 September 2013, following the conclusion of the sixth series. Production for this installment reportedly commenced on 26 June 2013, marked by a period of social media inactivity among the cast members. The production was notable for the inclusion of cast members Holly Hagan and Vicky Pattison, who were invol

Previously on Geordie Shore

Season 7 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Geordie Shore is a British reality television series based in Newcastle upon Tyne and serves as a spin-off of the American show Jersey Shore.
  • ⚡ Jay Gardner is a former cast member who appeared in the first three series and returned for two episodes during the sixth series.
  • ⚡ Sophie Kasaei is an established cast member who has been part of the programme prior to the events of the seventh series.
  • ⚡ The series is characterized by the cast members living together and documenting their social interactions in the Newcastle area.
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Season overview

The seventh series of the British reality programme Geordie Shore, set in Newcastle upon Tyne, premiered on 17 September 2013, following the conclusion of the sixth series. Production for this installment reportedly commenced on 26 June 2013, marked by a period of social media inactivity among the cast members. The production was notable for the inclusion of cast members Holly Hagan and Vicky Pattison, who were involved in an arrest for assault during the filming process. This season serves as a transitional period for the ensemble, as it marks the final appearance of long-term cast member Sophie Kasaei, who was removed from the series following the use of a racial slur. Conversely, the season introduces Marnie Simpson, who is identified as the cousin of Sophie Kasaei. Additionally, the narrative features the brief return of Jay Gardner, a former cast member who previously appeared in the first three series and made a two-episode appearance during the sixth series. The series continues the established format of the show, which is a British spin-off of the American series Jersey Shore, focusing on the lives and interactions of the cast members residing together in Newcastle.

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Season 7 Episodes

Episode Guide

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S7·E1 Mytharc

The Bucket List

Sep 17, 2013 · 43 min

Buzzing! The Geordies are back where they belong, in Newcastle, for a jaw-dropping summer season of partying, pulling, bucking, necking on and getting mortal. But just as they're s

S7·E2 Core

Double Dating

Sep 24, 2013 · 43 min

The Geordies are back partying, pulling and tashing on in Newcastle, but they're still reeling from the explosive fallout following new girl Marnie's arrival. She's Sophie's little

S7·E3 Core

Holly's Birthday

Oct 1, 2013 · 43 min

Buzzin'! It's Holly's 21st birthday, and the Geordies celebrate as only they know how - with a mint house party, getting mortal, and tashing on. Can Holly overcome her cock fright

S7·E4 Core

It All Kicks Off

Oct 8, 2013 · 43 min

The Geordie Shore house is rocked to the core as Charlotte and Holly have an explosive falling out with new girl Marnie in a nightclub argument that gets way out of hand. There's m

S7·E5 Mytharc

First Impressions Stick

Oct 15, 2013 · 43 min

There's an explosive situation to deal with as Marnie returns to the house following her nightclub fall-out with Holly and Charlotte. The girls can't deal with Marnie coming back,

S7·E6 Mytharc

So Much For Family Night

Oct 22, 2013 · 43 min

The Geordies' raucous summer comes to a climax, with more getting mortal and necking on, and a final piece of high drama which leaves the house in a state of shock.

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