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Geordie Shore: Season 5

9 episodes Premiered Feb 19, 2013 Updated Nov 1, 2026

The fifth series of the British reality television programme Geordie Shore premiered on 19 February 2013 on MTV. Based in Newcastle upon Tyne, the series follows the lives of the cast members as they navigate their personal and social experiences. Over the course of eight episodes, the production captures the group residing in their home city while also documenting their travels to various international locations. Th

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Season 5 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Geordie Shore is a British reality television series that serves as a spin-off of the American show Jersey Shore.
  • ⚡ The programme is based in Newcastle upon Tyne and follows the lives of its cast members.
  • ⚡ The series premiered on 24 May 2011 and is broadcast on the MTV network.
  • ⚡ The cast includes individuals such as Gaz Beadle, Sophie Kasaei, Holly Hagan, and Chloe Ferry.
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Season overview

The fifth series of the British reality television programme Geordie Shore premiered on 19 February 2013 on MTV. Based in Newcastle upon Tyne, the series follows the lives of the cast members as they navigate their personal and social experiences. Over the course of eight episodes, the production captures the group residing in their home city while also documenting their travels to various international locations. Throughout the season, the cast visits several European destinations, including Amsterdam, Barcelona, Prague, and Tignes. The series concluded its initial run on 16 April 2013. Following the conclusion of the primary episodes, the network aired a special installment dedicated to counting down the best moments and highlights from the season. As a spin-off of the American reality series Jersey Shore, the programme maintains its focus on the dynamics of the cast members within the house and during their excursions. The production schedule and narrative arc for this series were confined to these specific dates and locations, providing a structured look at the group's activities during the early months of 2013.

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Season 5 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 5: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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S5·E1 Mytharc

Amsterdam Welcomes The Geordies

Feb 19, 2013 · 43 min

The Geordie Shore gang are back in a pimped-up pad and ready to cause chaos once again. Its boys against girls as Charlotte and Holly form an alliance to take on the Buck Squad, wh

S5·E2 Core

You Will Get Punished Dan

Feb 26, 2013 · 43 min

The gang return from Amsterdam and it's time to tear Newcastle a new one. Vicky and Ricci celebrate breaking the Geordie Shore relationship curse at their one year anniversary dinn

S5·E3 Core

Here's How To Be A Lady

Mar 5, 2013 · 43 min

There's tension in the Toon, as James brings girlfriend Kate on a night out with the gang, leaving Holly unimpressed. The Geordie Shore house explodes as Vicky and Ricci have a row

S5·E4 Core

Let's Take Over Prague

Mar 12, 2013 · 43 min

The gang are back on their Geordie Tour of Europe, and this time they're off to Prague for banter, birds, and booze galore. Chaos reigns as Gaz gets mortal and kicks off at Charlot

S5·E5 Core

Old Habits Return

Mar 19, 2013 · 43 min

The chaos continues as the gang return from Prague to a turbulent Toon. Holly and Kate come face to face on a night out, while Dan comes face to face with a ham sandwich and gets i

S5·E6 Core

The Boys Get Their International Wings

Mar 26, 2013 · 43 min

Charlotte returns to the Geordie Shore house just in time to join the rest of the gang on a Geordie Tour of Barcelona. There's booze and banter aplenty as Dan leads the lads on a n

S5·E7 Mytharc

House Party Disaster

Apr 2, 2013 · 43 min

The gang return from Barcelona with Charlotte's declaration of love for Gary still hanging in the air and Vicky set for a final showdown with Ricci. While James organises a day at

S5·E8 Mytharc

Apres-Ski

Apr 9, 2013 · 43 min

Will the gang cool off after the biggest fight in Geordie Shore history, Charlotte finds herself in hot water with boss Anna, and there's a distinctly icy atmosphere between the bo

S5·E9 Mytharc

Best of Geordie Tours

Apr 16, 2013 · 43 min

A look back at the latest series of Geordie Shore with your favorite dysfunctional family. The gang also reveal what it was like to go through all the boozing and banter from their

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