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Geordie Shore: Season 5

9 episodes Premiered Feb 19, 2013
Previously on Geordie Shore

Season 5 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Geordie Shore Season 4.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
Season 5 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 5: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (4): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (5): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S5·E1 Mytharc

Amsterdam Welcomes The Geordies

Feb 19, 2013

The Geordie Shore gang are back in a pimped-up pad and ready to cause chaos once again. Its boys against girls as Charlotte and Holly form an alliance to take on the Buck Squad, wh

S5·E2 Core

You Will Get Punished Dan

Feb 26, 2013

The gang return from Amsterdam and it's time to tear Newcastle a new one. Vicky and Ricci celebrate breaking the Geordie Shore relationship curse at their one year anniversary dinn

S5·E3 Core

Here's How To Be A Lady

Mar 5, 2013

There's tension in the Toon, as James brings girlfriend Kate on a night out with the gang, leaving Holly unimpressed. The Geordie Shore house explodes as Vicky and Ricci have a row

S5·E4 Core

Let's Take Over Prague

Mar 12, 2013

The gang are back on their Geordie Tour of Europe, and this time they're off to Prague for banter, birds, and booze galore. Chaos reigns as Gaz gets mortal and kicks off at Charlot

S5·E5 Core

Old Habits Return

Mar 19, 2013

The chaos continues as the gang return from Prague to a turbulent Toon. Holly and Kate come face to face on a night out, while Dan comes face to face with a ham sandwich and gets i

S5·E6 Core

The Boys Get Their International Wings

Mar 26, 2013

Charlotte returns to the Geordie Shore house just in time to join the rest of the gang on a Geordie Tour of Barcelona. There's booze and banter aplenty as Dan leads the lads on a n

S5·E7 Mytharc

House Party Disaster

Apr 2, 2013

The gang return from Barcelona with Charlotte's declaration of love for Gary still hanging in the air and Vicky set for a final showdown with Ricci. While James organises a day at

S5·E8 Mytharc

Apres-Ski

Apr 9, 2013

Will the gang cool off after the biggest fight in Geordie Shore history, Charlotte finds herself in hot water with boss Anna, and there's a distinctly icy atmosphere between the bo

S5·E9 Mytharc

Best of Geordie Tours

Apr 16, 2013

A look back at the latest series of Geordie Shore with your favorite dysfunctional family. The gang also reveal what it was like to go through all the boozing and banter from their