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Gene Simmons: Family Jewels: Season 5

26 episodes Premiered Mar 21, 2010 Updated Oct 5, 2026
Previously on Gene Simmons: Family Jewels

Season 5 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 4.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season 5 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 5: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (23): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S5·E1 Mytharc

Shannon the Brave

Mar 21, 2010

Shannon has a health scare; Gene is torn between being home with his kids and being on tour.

S5·E2 Core

Waiting Is The Hardest Part

Mar 28, 2010

After her trip to the doctor, Gene and Shannon await the results of the Shannon's biopsy. Meanwhile, the two try to keep the situation secret from the kids.

S5·E3 Core

The Demon Turns 60

Mar 28, 2010

Gene tries to convince Shannon that he does not want to make a big deal of his upcoming birthday but is subsequently ignored when Shannon and Paul Stanley decide to throw him a hug

S5·E4 Core

Kisstastrophe

Apr 4, 2010

Shannon travels to NY to join the KISS tour and spend quality time with Gene only to learn he has a prior commitment with a journalist. Gene sticks Shannon with his friend and nati

S5·E5 Core

Like Father, Like Son

Apr 11, 2010

Nick finds himself in a similar situation than his father usually is in when he his girlfriend Rose tells him that he no longer spends enough time with her because of his commitmen

S5·E6 Core

Gene Gets Punked

Apr 18, 2010

After 15 years of endless pranks, KISS manager Doc McGhee enlists Shannon to help get Gene back once and for all. While in New Orleans for the annual Voo Doo Fest, Gene is lead to

S5·E7 Core

Don't Mess With the Simmons

Apr 25, 2010

Shannon and Tracy host a Tazer Party to promote self defense. Meanwhile Nick spends the day with the son of one of Genes clients and gets wound up in a wild adventure including a g

S5·E8 Core

Gene the Croc Hunter

May 2, 2010

Gene and Tony go on an adventure in the hopes of securing a deal to manufacture gator skin demon boots. Meanwhile, Nick gets ready to perform with former KISS member Bruce Kulick o

S5·E9 Core

Smarty Pants

May 9, 2010

Gene attempts to inflate his ego by accepting Mark Burnett’s invitation to compete on “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?” and uses a college marketing class to help him develop id

S5·E10 Core

KISSteria

May 9, 2010

KISS plans to tour Australia, but poses problems.

S5·E11 Core

The Best 100th Episode Ever

Jul 20, 2010

Shannon and Tracy decide to go on a road trip to see KISS play out of state. But things take an interesting turn when they, the kids, and Gene all end up separated with only hours

S5·E12 Core

Hunks With Hammers

Jul 27, 2010

Sophie has to create a business as part of a school project and of course Gene wants to offer his experience.

S5·E13 Core

Love Thy Neighbor

Jul 27, 2010

With some time between tour dates, Gene returns home only to find that Shannon has been keeping busy having a pool house built. The family has to make nice with the neighbors when

S5·E14 Core

Detroit Rock Mommies

Aug 3, 2010

Gene goes on the hunt for an animal in the house that only he seems to be able to see or hear. Meanwhile, Sophie has to call in Nick when one of her babysitting jobs gets to be too

S5·E15 Core

Pest Control

Aug 3, 2010

Gene goes on the hunt for an animal in the house that only he seems to be able to see or hear. Meanwhile, Sophie has to call in Nick when one of her babysitting jobs gets to be too

S5·E16 Core

The Geeks Shall Inherit the Earth

Aug 10, 2010

In a twist, Gene tags along with Nick when he goes to promote his new comic book at Comic Con. Meanwhile, Tracy and Shannon try to show that they are still young enough to handle a

S5·E17 Core

Gene's Evil Twin

Aug 17, 2010

When Gene is too ill to go on a press event for the band, Nick has an idea that gets him in a bit of trouble. Meanwhile, Shannon must come to the rescue again when Tony accidentall

S5·E18 Core

For The Love Of Rock

Aug 24, 2010

Gene joins forces with the Ludacris Foundation to help bring music to some troubled kids.

S5·E19 Core

Face Your Demons

Dec 5, 2010

Gene and Shannon travel to Amsterdam and meet a young boy writing a report on Gene. But rather than focus on KISS, Gene and the boy explore some painful moments in Genes past and t

S5·E20 Core

What Happens in Vegas...

Dec 12, 2010

Gene and Shannon go to see a show in Vegas while Nick prepares for a big birthday night with his friends to celebrate him turning 21. But when Nick's plans fall through, Shannon st

S5·E21 Core

Gene's Handicap

Dec 19, 2010

Gene wins a mini-golf game over Shannon and believes that he has what it takes to play in Tommy Thayer's charity tournament. Of course, he soon finds out that mini-golf and regular

S5·E22 Core

God of Thunder

Dec 19, 2010

Shannon sends Gene to a sleep clinic when his snoring finally becomes too much to live with.

S5·E23 Core

Three's a Crowd

Dec 26, 2010

While in Madrid, Gene gets jealous when Shannon sees the sights with a sexy tour guide. Back at home, Tracy's Nanny is injured which leaves her to plan Jake and Hunters party.

S5·E24 Core

My Fair Lady

Dec 26, 2010

While Gene is in Mexico, Shannon's hometown friend comes to visit and soon goes from Plain Jane to Diva.

S5·E25 Mytharc

Keeping Up With the Demon

Dec 26, 2010

Nick travels to Europe to accompany Gene while on tour but he soon finds that it is a lot harder to keep up with his dad's schedule than originally thought.

S5·E26 Mytharc

Scaredy Cat

Dec 26, 2010

Gene gets an offer to turn his comic book into a paranormal stage show. To see if the idea has a future, Gene agrees to spend the night on a haunted ship.

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