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Family Matters: Season 7

24 episodes Premiered Sep 22, 1995 Updated Oct 8, 2026
Previously on Family Matters

Season 7 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Picks up essential narrative continuity directly following the events of Family Matters Season 6.
  • ⚡ Character alliances, factions, and personal loyalties undergo significant shifts under escalating stakes.
  • ⚡ Addresses unresolved cliffhangers and thematic mysteries introduced during previous seasons.
  • ⚡ Establishes the primary seasonal conflict that drives serialized character arcs toward the finale.
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Season 7 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 7: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (21): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S7·E1 Mytharc

Little Big Guy

Sep 22, 1995 · 22 min

Urkel and his transformation chamber move in with the Winslows--where he creates havoc by shrinking himself and Carl in an experiment gone awry.

S7·E2 Core

The Naked and the Nerdy

Sep 29, 1995 · 22 min

Steve and Laura have an accidental encounter in the nude; Harriette unwraps an anniversary gift she thinks is from Carl.

S7·E3 Core

Bugged

Oct 13, 1995 · 22 min

Feelings of guilt bug Urkel after he meets a knockout of a fellow insect collector; Harriette's boss annoys Carl and his buddies as a guest at their poker games.

S7·E4 Core

Teacher's Pet

Oct 20, 1995 · 22 min

An English class full of hooligans gives substitute teacher Urkel a pain--and an idea on how to get through to his defiant charges.

S7·E5 Core

Walking My Baby Back Home

Oct 27, 1995 · 22 min

Greta's dad forbids Eddie to date his daughter--but he welcomes Urkel as her new escort.

S7·E6 Core

She's Back

Nov 3, 1995 · 22 min

Myrtle, Urkel's cousin from Biloxi, squares off with Greta over Eddie's affections.

S7·E7 Core

Hot Rods to Heck

Nov 10, 1995 · 22 min

When Laura's emotions go into overdrive for a daredevil drag racer, Urkel challenges him to a high-octane grudge race at the local drag strip.

S7·E8 Core

Talk's Cheap

Nov 17, 1995 · 22 min

A family feud erupts on a TV talk show featuring Urkel, Stefan and cousin Myrtle, along with Laura, Eddie, Myra and Waldo.

S7·E9 Core

Struck By Lightning

Nov 24, 1995 · 22 min

Laura and Myra's friendship turns stormy as they compete for the same job; a rainstorm renders Urkel "a human lightning rod."

S7·E10 Core

Best Years of Our Lives

Dec 8, 1995 · 22 min

Urkel could use some help designing a float for homecoming; and Carl believes he's helping his mom by encouraging her to "slow down."

S7·E11 Core

Fa La La La Laagghh!

Dec 15, 1995 · 22 min

Carl's bah-humbug attitude toward Urkel's rooftop Christmas decorations changes once he learns that the family could win a decorating contest.

S7·E12 Core

Friendship Cycles

Jan 5, 1996 · 22 min

Carl backpedals on his refusal to teach Urkel to ride a bike when it seems that the clumsy kid might wreck his new car.

S7·E13 Core

South of the Border

Jan 12, 1996 · 22 min

Carl, Urkel and Eddie hop a plane for Central America to bust Waldo out of jail; and Harriette talks Laura into a blind date.

S7·E14 Core

Life in the Fast Lane

Jan 26, 1996 · 22 min

Handyman chores leave Urkel hyped up and hammered out after he inadvertently downs Laura's diet pills, which she's using for a quick trim down.

S7·E15 Core

Random Acts of Science

Feb 2, 1996 · 22 min

Teamwork and the transformation chamber give Carl and Urkel an edge against thieving gang members.

S7·E16 Core

Tips For a Better Life

Feb 9, 1996 · 22 min

Carl issues an ultimatum concerning Eddie's drinking. Meanwhile, female fans become intoxicated with Stefan Urquelle.

S7·E17 Core

Swine Lake

Feb 16, 1996 · 22 min

At a recital, Eddie and Greta's pas de deux from "Swan Lake" is interrupted by an ugly duckling from down south--Myrtle.

S7·E18 Core

My Big Brother

Feb 23, 1996 · 22 min

Urkel volunteers as a Big Brother to a street kid who harbors a secret about his reading ability.

S7·E19 Core

Eau de love

Mar 8, 1996 · 22 min

Urkel's love potion prompts a sudden devotion from Laura; airline nightmares plague Carl and Harriette on their second honeymoon.

S7·E20 Core

Twinkle Toes Faldo

Mar 15, 1996 · 22 min

Waldo can tap dance with pizzazz but he's a klutz on the basketball court. Elsewhere, Carl is turned down for a loan to pay Laura's tuition to Harvard.

S7·E21 Core

Scammed

Mar 29, 1996 · 22 min

Eddie and Waldo fall victim to a scam; Urkel's glue provides Laura with a super facial.

S7·E22 Core

Dream Date

Apr 26, 1996 · 22 min

The school prom brings one disaster after another for Laura. First her date cancels, then she's paired with the walking disaster Urkel at the dance, where the group Immature perfor

S7·E23 Mytharc

A Ham is Born

May 10, 1996 · 22 min

Carl lands a movie role but feels he's cheating on Harriette when he tries to do a love scene with a starlet.

S7·E24 Mytharc

Send in the Clone

May 17, 1996 · 22 min

Urkel discovers that "I can clone stuff!"--which means double trouble for the Winslows.

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