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Empty Nest: Season 3

24 episodes Premiered Sep 22, 1990 Updated Sep 26, 2026
Previously on Empty Nest

Season 3 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Empty Nest Season 2.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season 3 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 3: Filler vs. Essential Canon

Filter episodes by narrative weight. Focus on essential mytharc and skip standalone side quests.

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Mytharc (5): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (19): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S3·E1 Mytharc

A Flaw is Born

Sep 22, 1990

Harry is uncomfortable dating a more successful woman, a world-famous brain surgeon; Carol and Barbara plot revenge on an inconsiderate man who met Carol on a plane and promised to

S3·E2 Core

Harry's Excellent Adventure

Sep 29, 1990

Harry looks forward to his golf game until he has to cancel to help Barbara with her taxes and Carol with her car. Tired of having no time for himself, he follows a globe-trotting

S3·E3 Core

There's No Accounting

Oct 6, 1990

Carol is drawn to Barbara's sensitive, intelligent new boyfriend and can't figure out why he would be interested in Barbara. Harry is bored by his new girlfriend, a lady who seems

S3·E4 Core

Barbara the Mom

Oct 13, 1990

Barbara fears she has no motherly instincts when babysitting her boyfriend's young kids. Carol volunteers at the zoo and finds that the pandas only mate when she is around. Harry i

S3·E5 Mytharc

The Tortoise and the Harry

Oct 20, 1990

When a patient is depressed after his best friend moves away, Harry gives him a pet turtle. The boy becomes more upset when the turtle dies soon after. Carol talks Barbara into tak

S3·E6 Core

Mad About the Boy

Oct 27, 1990

After being dumped yet again, Carol flips out and falls in love with the first man she can find: an oddball who passes out cheese samples at the mall. Laverne decides to spice up H

S3·E7 Core

Honey, I Shrunk Laverne

Nov 3, 1990

Laverne quits when Harry complains that she is making too many office decisions without him. Carol talks Barbara into letting her join her poker game.

S3·E8 Core

The Boy Next Door

Nov 10, 1990

During a moment of weakness, Carol and Charley sleep together. Thinking perhaps their hate for one another is actually masking love, they attempt to build a relationship.

S3·E9 Core

A Family Affair

Nov 17, 1990

Harry suspects that Barbara's new boyfriend is married, and when he voices his concerns Barbara gets mad. Worried that Dreyfuss is getting too fat, the Westons put him on a diet, b

S3·E10 Core

Someone to Watch Over Me

Nov 24, 1990

Charley wants visitors during a hospital stay and when his parents can't come, he hires actors to play them. A neighbor accuses Dreyfuss of fathering his dog's puppies.

S3·E11 Core

Harry Knows Best

Dec 8, 1990

A young patient of Harry's announces she wants a nose job. Charley thinks about a career as a gigolo. The Westons decide to take a new family portrait.

S3·E12 Core

Whenever I Feel Afraid

Dec 15, 1990

Laverne is fearful after a mugging. Carol and Barbara compete for a handsome new neighbor.

S3·E13 Core

A Shot in the Dark

Jan 5, 1991

Barbara mistakes Carol's boyfriend for a burglar and shoots him. He stays with the Westons to recuperate and only ends up getting hurt worse. Harry helps Laverne confront her fear

S3·E14 Core

Sucking Up is Hard to Do

Jan 19, 1991

Carol advises Barbara on how to suck up to get a job promotion. Laverne plays matchmaker for Harry.

S3·E15 Core

The Man That Got Away

Jan 26, 1991

Barbara tries to get a man she likes to ask her out. Laverne must cast the deciding vote on an important Hickory issue.

S3·E16 Core

The Mentor

Feb 2, 1991

Harry realizes his mentor is getting too old to practice medicine, but is afraid to tell him. Meanwhile, Carol and Barbara prepare for a piano recital.

S3·E17 Core

The Dog Who Knew Too Much

Feb 9, 1991

The Westons each pour their hearts out to Dreyfuss when the girls decide to move out after two years at home.

S3·E18 Core

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

Feb 16, 1991

Harry dates a 28 year old, which upsets Carol, Barbara, and the girl's parents. Laverne shapes up a nurse trainee.

S3·E19 Core

All About Harry

Mar 9, 1991

Harry dates a newspaper writer who begins writing about their relationship in her column. Charley is rendered impotent after a medical experiment backfires.

S3·E20 Core

Drive, He Said

Mar 16, 1991

Harry is supposed to get Charley back to the house for a surprise party, but instead the two end up searching for Charley's old girlfriend whom he never got over. Meanwhile, Carol,

S3·E21 Core

The Last Temptation of Laverne

Mar 23, 1991

Laverne's aunt Retha will lend a house down payment only if Laverne, though innocent, will assume blame for a car accident. Carol and Barbara meet an old man in the park who is mov

S3·E22 Mytharc

What's Eating You?

Apr 13, 1991

Harry forces Barbara to spend a week at home with him and Carol, away from the stress of police work, when a physical reveals she has a pre-ulcerous condition. But as the week prog

S3·E23 Mytharc

The Cruise

May 4, 1991

While on a cruise, Barbara practices for a talent show, Harry tries to avoid two ladies who won't leave him alone, and Carol finds the man of her dreams...who disappears when Charl

S3·E24 Mytharc

The Way We Are

May 11, 1991

Harry looks forward to a visit from a childhood sweetheart, until a childhood rival also resurfaces. Charley wonders what FICA is when the company starts taking part of his paychec

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