Distractible: Season 4
Season 4 of the Distractible series continues the established format featuring hosts Mark Fischbach, Bob Muyskens, and Wade Barnes. As the series progresses into this installment, the central narrative arc focuses on the trio attempting to adhere to the established rules of their discussions, though they often struggle to maintain this structure. The program remains a dedicated space for the three friends to engage i
Season 4 Lore Primer
Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.
- The series features three primary hosts: Mark Fischbach, Bob Muyskens, and Wade Barnes.
- The program functions as a space for the hosts to discuss funny and interesting stories from everyday life.
- The hosts frequently engage in a dynamic where they remind each other that they are not as smart as they think.
- The series is structured around the hosts attempting to follow rules during their discussions, though they often fail to do so.
Season overview
Season 4 of the Distractible series continues the established format featuring hosts Mark Fischbach, Bob Muyskens, and Wade Barnes. As the series progresses into this installment, the central narrative arc focuses on the trio attempting to adhere to the established rules of their discussions, though they often struggle to maintain this structure. The program remains a dedicated space for the three friends to engage in thoughtful conversations regarding humorous, unusual, and otherwise interesting stories drawn from their everyday lives. Throughout these episodes, the hosts utilize the platform as an opportunity to challenge one another, frequently reminding each other that they are not as intellectually capable as they might believe themselves to be. The season maintains the established comedic tone of the podcast, balancing the exploration of various topics with the interpersonal dynamics of the three hosts. By continuing to navigate their own conversational tangents and the occasional requirement to follow specific guidelines, the participants provide a consistent look at their ongoing rapport and shared experiences. The season serves as a continuation of their long-running dialogue, emphasizing the lighthearted and self-deprecating nature of their interactions while exploring the boundaries of their discussions.
Episode Guide
Season 4 Progress Shield
This Is Our Roman Empire
Feb 25, 2024 · 62 min
AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about.
It's Okay, We're Engineers
Feb 29, 2024 · 46 min
This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex.
Games Are Getting Older
Mar 3, 2024 · 59 min
Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too.
We Are The Main Character
Mar 7, 2024 · 70 min
Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe.
Tear Down These Balls
Mar 10, 2024 · 56 min
In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers.
Pants
Mar 15, 2024 · 50 min
Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope.
How To Milk Your Dinosaur
Mar 17, 2024 · 47 min
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur.
Old Is Awesome
Mar 24, 2024 · 51 min
It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles.
No Topic Left Beef
Mar 28, 2024 · 54 min
Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors.
Wrong Answers Only
Mar 31, 2024 · 53 min
Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense.
Do You Fear Death-uh?
Apr 4, 2024 · 65 min
Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest.
The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen Or Heard Ever
Apr 7, 2024 · 55 min
We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe.
Cake Or AI?
Apr 11, 2024 · 47 min
Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made.
Cake Or AI Too
Apr 14, 2024 · 43 min
Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made.
Chugging Hot Tub Water
Apr 19, 2024 · 65 min
Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you.
Uplifting Children's Stories
Apr 21, 2024 · 59 min
Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James.
The Cursed Man
Apr 25, 2024 · 61 min
Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it.
Bad Or Worse
Apr 28, 2024 · 80 min
What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse.
At Least 20 Questions
May 2, 2024 · 62 min
Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions.
20 More Questions (At Least)
May 5, 2024 · 57 min
Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions!
There Is No Excuse
May 12, 2024 · 47 min
There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving...
It's Over, It's Done
May 16, 2024 · 53 min
Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement.
1000 Hour Energy
May 19, 2024 · 49 min
Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take.
World Wade Supremacy
May 23, 2024 · 37 min
THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline*
My Body Betrayed Me
May 30, 2024 · 56 min
Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob.
Two Truths And A Lie
Jun 2, 2024 · 59 min
Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode!
Shotgun Roulette
Jun 6, 2024 · 52 min
So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun.
The Inaugural Boat Episode
Jun 9, 2024 · 57 min
Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution.
We Should Buy A Movie Theater!
Jun 13, 2024 · 53 min
Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies!
The Room Where It Happened
Jun 17, 2024 · 55 min
The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier)
We Might Have Started The Fire
Jun 21, 2024 · 75 min
Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.
20 Easy Questions
Jun 23, 2024 · 62 min
Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia.
It's Mark's Birthday (Part 2)
Jun 27, 2024 · 69 min
Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls!
Best Of Times, Worst Of Times
Jun 30, 2024 · 68 min
The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being.
Saving You Money
Jul 4, 2024 · 55 min
Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com
Sorry For My Singing
Jul 11, 2024 · 63 min
Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other.
A Special Message For Our Listeners
Jul 19, 2024 · 75 min
Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible.
Glauber Salt
Jul 21, 2024 · 51 min
This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves.
Theater Of The Mind
Jul 25, 2024 · 51 min
The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma...
Tongue Twisters
Jul 28, 2024 · 55 min
Distracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions.
The Last Great Debate
Aug 4, 2024 · 59 min
Bob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are.
Wade's Secret Words (Part 2)
Aug 8, 2024 · 55 min
Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode.
Big Or Small (Part 2)
Aug 11, 2024 · 60 min
The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small?
Get More Stupider
Aug 15, 2024 · 58 min
Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.
On Success
Aug 18, 2024 · 65 min
Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years.
The Dumb Of Introverts
Aug 22, 2024 · 63 min
Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert.
Mark's Secret Words
Aug 25, 2024 · 62 min
Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe...
We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW)
Aug 29, 2024 · 50 min
(WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024.
Conspiracy. CHANGE!
Sep 1, 2024 · 51 min
Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into.
Bob's Secret Words
Sep 6, 2024 · 44 min
Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again...
Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)
Sep 8, 2024 · 43 min
After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed!
Talent
Sep 12, 2024 · 51 min
Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent.
WikiHow About Now?
Sep 15, 2024 · 58 min
Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title.
Nah, I'd Win
Sep 19, 2024 · 53 min
It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game.
The Episode You Can Taste
Sep 23, 2024 · 65 min
This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth.
The Most Cursed Moments
Sep 29, 2024 · 66 min
With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history.
What Song Do You See?
Oct 4, 2024 · 60 min
Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey.
Try New Things
Oct 6, 2024 · 64 min
The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things.
Get More Stupider (Part 2)
Oct 10, 2024 · 55 min
"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!"
Parlor Games
Oct 14, 2024 · 49 min
It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the h
Two Sentence Horror Stories
Oct 20, 2024 · 53 min
Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.
More Villain Awards
Oct 25, 2024 · 60 min
Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?
Never Hug Your Teacher
Oct 27, 2024 · 63 min
Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.
Definitely Real Things
Oct 31, 2024 · 51 min
The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.
Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2)
Nov 3, 2024 · 60 min
Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?
Edutainment!
Nov 7, 2024 · 61 min
Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.
Get Mad Libs
Nov 10, 2024 · 49 min
Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.
Wade Is Sopping
Nov 14, 2024 · 44 min
Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.
The Election Episode
Nov 17, 2024 · 56 min
Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.
Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)
Nov 21, 2024 · 61 min
Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.
Florida or No Florida?
Nov 24, 2024 · 56 min
Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.
Top 10 Things
Dec 1, 2024 · 61 min
Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.
Bob's Fridge (Part 2)
Dec 5, 2024 · 64 min
There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.
The Cost Is Correct
Dec 8, 2024 · 53 min
If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”
What's Wrong With Video Games?
Dec 16, 2024 · 61 min
Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!
[Insert Topic Here]
Dec 19, 2024 · 64 min
[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]
Merry Christmas, Bob!
Dec 22, 2024 · 67 min
Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.
New Year, Old Us
Dec 26, 2024 · 63 min
Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...
Does Order Matters?
Dec 30, 2024 · 60 min
New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.
Time and Stuff
Jan 3, 2025 · 52 min
It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.
The Distractible Paradox
Jan 5, 2025 · 52 min
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and
Where Am I?!
Jan 9, 2025 · 55 min
Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...
Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks
Jan 19, 2025 · 65 min
As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.
There's An Easter Egg At 43:51
Jan 23, 2025 · 72 min
Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.
Order Matters Too
Jan 26, 2025 · 62 min
Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.
Big Dog Energy
Feb 3, 2025 · 65 min
No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.
Acronyms, But Better
Feb 6, 2025 · 58 min
Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)
WordPad Broke
Feb 9, 2025 · 62 min
All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.
Mark Prepared For This
Feb 13, 2025 · 62 min
Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!
The Council of Distractible (Part 2)
Feb 16, 2025 · 55 min
The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."