Distractible: Season 1
Distractible is a talk and comedy series that premiered in 2021, featuring hosts Mark Fischbach, Bob Muyskens, and Wade Barnes. The program serves as a platform for the three friends to engage in thoughtful discussions regarding funny, unusual, or otherwise interesting stories derived from everyday life. Beyond the exchange of anecdotes, the series functions as an opportunity for the hosts to challenge one another an
Season 1 Lore Primer
Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.
- The series features three primary hosts: Mark Fischbach, Bob Muyskens, and Wade Barnes.
- The show is defined as a talk and comedy podcast that explores interesting stories from everyday life.
- A core premise of the program is for the hosts to humble one another regarding their intelligence.
- The format establishes the three participants as equal co-hosts within the production.
Season overview
Distractible is a talk and comedy series that premiered in 2021, featuring hosts Mark Fischbach, Bob Muyskens, and Wade Barnes. The program serves as a platform for the three friends to engage in thoughtful discussions regarding funny, unusual, or otherwise interesting stories derived from everyday life. Beyond the exchange of anecdotes, the series functions as an opportunity for the hosts to challenge one another and provide reminders that they are not as intellectually superior as they might believe. In the inaugural season, the structure of the show establishes Mark, Bob, and Wade as separate but equal co-hosts. This arrangement sets the foundation for their ongoing dynamic as they navigate a variety of topics. The series is characterized by its informal conversational style, blending humor with personal reflections. As the hosts interact, the narrative arc of the first season focuses on the establishment of this collaborative space, where the trio explores the boundaries of their own knowledge and perspectives. By maintaining a focus on relatable experiences and lighthearted debate, the show creates a consistent environment for the hosts to interact, effectively setting the tone for the long-running podcast and YouTube series.
Episode Guide
Season 1 Progress Shield
Hair
May 17, 2021 · 47 min
Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-
Body Odor
May 24, 2021 · 46 min
Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.
Transportation
May 31, 2021 · 55 min
Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.
Camping
Jun 7, 2021 · 53 min
Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just d
Fake Tech
Jun 14, 2021 · 56 min
Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00's game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist fo
Supernatural
Jun 21, 2021 · 52 min
Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching
Bob's Fridge
Jun 28, 2021 · 52 min
Bob rages while telling a story about the disaster that was the installation of his new fridge, and the technicians behind it.
Conventions
Jul 5, 2021 · 46 min
On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "
Hold my Beer
Jul 12, 2021 · 60 min
Wade hosts as Mark and Bob share some classic "hold my beer" moments from their college days.
Synchronicity
Jul 19, 2021 · 58 min
In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds.
Perfect Crime
Jul 26, 2021 · 63 min
Mark, Bob and Wade aim to answer the age old hypothetical question: "What is the perfect crime?".
Kids are Stupid
Aug 2, 2021 · 54 min
The guys share stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, and somehow making it through all of it without a scratch.
Happy Funerals
Aug 9, 2021 · 50 min
Bob hosts, opening the floor for Mark and Wade to discuss what they want their funerals to be like.
Future
Aug 16, 2021 · 64 min
This week, the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? The guys wonder if they too w
How to make a Best Friend
Aug 23, 2021 · 47 min
The guys give absolutely the worst advice possible on how to make a best friend.
On Sh*t Moments
Aug 30, 2021 · 58 min
The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included, underwear left behind
How Dare You
Sep 6, 2021 · 59 min
Tough sports coaches, rude fast food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance against those who dared to cr
Dreams & Nightmares
Sep 13, 2021 · 56 min
The guys recount their night terrors, the first ones they remember having as well as the ones they still have today. They also explore how memory relates to dreams.
King of Meat
Sep 20, 2021 · 68 min
Following the first ever tie in Distractible history, Mark and Bob attempt to share hosting responsibilities, while Wade regales in his tales of good and not so good eats.
Life Plan
Sep 27, 2021 · 57 min
The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points and what job they'd have in a zombie apocalypse.
Lies from Parents
Oct 4, 2021 · 51 min
From coffee stunting your growth, to gum staying in your stomach forever, the guys recall the lies their parents told them growing up and how they still affect them as adults.
Dating Advice
Oct 11, 2021 · 69 min
Wade hosts as Bob shares the story of his movie theater dating scare, and Mark reminisces on the only dating idea he had in high school, or the lack thereof.
Dangerous Coasters
Oct 18, 2021 · 57 min
The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, as well as discuss what a hypothetical "euthanasia coaster" would consist of.
I Was Wrong...
Oct 25, 2021 · 53 min
The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong...
Fears & Fetishes
Nov 1, 2021 · 58 min
Sharks, stage fright, and snapping your legs like Joe Theismann. Today, the guys discuss their fears and whether or not the opposite of a fear is a fetish.
We Are All Going To Die
Nov 15, 2021 · 53 min
Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise?
Young & Stupid
Nov 22, 2021 · 53 min
The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos!
That One Guy
Nov 29, 2021 · 57 min
Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys?
Never Give Up
Dec 6, 2021 · 52 min
Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure.
Humanity Is Bad
Dec 13, 2021 · 49 min
Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good.
Christmas Gone Wrong
Dec 20, 2021 · 52 min
The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are.
Failed Resolutions
Dec 27, 2021 · 55 min
Mark's bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinks an entire handle of vodka, and Wade is - jogging? The guys discuss self improvement and whether or not New Year's is overrated.
The Perfect Meal
Jan 3, 2022 · 53 min
The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations.
Cryptids Are Scary
Jan 10, 2022 · 52 min
Mark's late-night descent into the "distressingmemes" subreddit sparks discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade's favorite cryptids.
Bad Habits
Jan 17, 2022 · 61 min
From nose picking to cigarette smoking, the guys start 2022 off by discussing their worst habits.
Beware The Candy Uncle...
Jan 24, 2022 · 58 min
Inspired by the Stanford Marshmallow Experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to brainstorm creative ways to keep kids from eating too much candy.
Funniest Joke In The World
Jan 31, 2022 · 51 min
After reading an "official" list of the funniest jokes in the world and deciding they aren't that funny, Bob challenges Mark and Wade to find or make the funniest joke in the world
Waste Of Money
Feb 7, 2022 · 56 min
The guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of money. From Craigslist scams to mobile games, yard sales and more.
The Distractible Threesome
Feb 14, 2022 · 60 min
In honor of Valentine's Day, the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times' "36 Questions that Lead to Love".
The Worst Piece Of Sh*t Episode Ever
Feb 21, 2022 · 56 min
Bob hosts and absentmindedly goes over an entire topic that the guys have already discussed in an earlier episode, leading to him having a breakdown. Also, Wade's dogs are fine, th
Criminally Subliminal
Feb 28, 2022 · 63 min
Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. The guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads and how they approach recording their own ads for Di
Hill I Will Die On
Mar 7, 2022 · 57 min
Prepare for a lot of hot takes as the guys explore their own and argue about them.
Pet Stories
Mar 14, 2022 · 65 min
The guys reminisce about hilarious and chaotic pet-related memories.
Disappointing Our Parents
Mar 21, 2022 · 61 min
Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents.