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Dinosaurs: Season 3

22 episodes Premiered Sep 18, 1992
Previously on Dinosaurs

Season 3 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Dinosaurs Season 2.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
Season 3 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 3: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
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S3·E1 Mytharc

Nature Calls

Sep 18, 1992

Earl is in charge of potty training the baby, who escapes to do his business any way he wants.

S3·E2 Core

Baby Talk

Oct 2, 1992

Earl does the dirty work of organizing a civic protest against the TV powers-that-be when the baby repeats (constantly) a dirty word that he hears on the tube.

S3·E3 Core

Network Genius

Oct 16, 1992

Earl is hired as a network executive when his answers on a test for new television shows prove to be surprisingly accurate.

S3·E4 Core

The Discovery

Oct 23, 1992

Earl hits a bad golf shot that sails off the edge of the known world and into a new one -- new, that is, to the dinosaurs.

S3·E5 Core

Little Boy Boo

Oct 30, 1992

Robbie weaves a frightening tale for the Baby about Robbie turning into a caveman monster, which proves a little too hairy for the little guy.

S3·E6 Core

Germ Warfare

Nov 6, 1992

The Baby becomes sick from a dirty pacifier and a visit to the modern doctor has the family suspecting he is selling them high priced snake oil.

S3·E7 Core

Hungry for Love

Nov 13, 1992

Robbie dates Richfield's daughter, whose gluttonous reputation gives Robbie food for thought: he may be her next meal.

S3·E8 Core

License to Parent

Nov 20, 1992

When Earl is caught by the Parent Police losing his temper at the baby, he loses his parenting license.

S3·E9 Core

Charlene's Flat World

Dec 4, 1992

Charlene is charged with heresy and jailed after submitting her homework assignment claiming that the world is round and not flat.

S3·E10 Core

Wilderness Weekend

Dec 18, 1992

The males, including Earl, Robbie, and the Baby, go into the wilderness to rediscover their ""reptiles within,"" while back home the girls warm their cold blood with the boys' beer

S3·E11 Core

The Son Also Rises

Jan 8, 1993

After failing to mow the lawn, Robbie challenges Earl for male domination of the family... and wins.

S3·E12 Core

Getting to Know You

Jan 15, 1993

Charlene signs up for a foreign student exchange program to get away from her family who doesn't understand her; and the Sinclairs get a bitter taste of a different culture when a

S3·E13 Core

Green Card

Jan 29, 1993

The four-leggers are blamed for the failing economy and legislation is passed to make their presence in Pangea illegal.

S3·E14 Core

Out of the Frying Pan

Feb 5, 1993

Baby becomes a hit sensation when he and Earl star in a series of commercials for a new frying pan. Earl is fired from the commercials and he and Monica start to worry that fame is

S3·E15 Core

Steroids to Heaven

Feb 12, 1993

Robbie resorts to using Thornoids in an attempt to impress a girl at school.

S3·E16 Core

Honey, I Miss the Kids

Feb 19, 1993

Feeling a need to have a job outside the home, Fran goes to work at a halfway house for amphibians, leaving Earl to take over the household day shift and look after the kids.

S3·E17 Core

Swamp Music

Feb 26, 1993

Robbie crosses over to the swamps and gets sold on the mammals' "swamp music", but they're liable to be sold out in a dinosaur record deal, which Robbie orchestrated.

S3·E18 Core

Dirty Dancin'

Mar 12, 1993

When overwhelming urges to do the mating dance arise in Robbie, Earl prefers not to discuss it, but Fran waltzes into Robbie's classroom to educate the kids about it.

S3·E19 Core

If I Were a Tree

Apr 16, 1993

Ethel reads the Baby a story called "If You Were a Tree" about a dinosaur tree pusher who gets struck by lightning and swaps souls with the tree he's trying to demolish.

S3·E20 Core

We Are Not Alone

May 2, 1993

Robbie poses as a space alien and orders Earl to get involved in cleaning up Earth, never imagining that he would quit his job to launch an environmental crusade.

S3·E21 Mytharc

Charlene and Her Amazing Humans

May 9, 1993

Charlene feels her family is neglecting her, so she gets their attention by winning the school talent show but her rising fame is riding on the backs of three young cavelings she f

S3·E22 Mytharc

The Clip Show II

Jul 2, 1993

Another one of the infomercial for a home course in how to become a paleontologist is supplemented by clips from previous episodes. Featuring the past clips from Season 2 to Season