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Desus & Mero: Season 1

172 episodes Premiered Oct 17, 2016 Updated Sep 26, 2026
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S1·E1 Mytharc

Monday, October 17, 2016

Oct 17, 2016 · 23 min

In the late night premiere, the guys dive into discussing the "rigged" election. Later comedian/rapper Awkwafina stops by the studio.

S1·E2 Mytharc

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Oct 18, 2016 · 23 min

Desus and Mero discuss Mary J Blige's divorce proceedings, Al Green's painful anniversary and shout out conspiracy theorists everywhere.

S1·E3 Core

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Oct 19, 2016 · 23 min

Desus and Mero don't talk about the debate but they do talk about a smoking North Korean chimp. DJ Vashtie Kola stops by.

S1·E4 Core

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Oct 20, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero recap the debate lowlights, breakdown Kanye's latest rant and Charlamagne Tha God stops by to watch a clip of the first ever hate crime during a game of cornhole.

S1·E9 Core

Monday, October 31, 2016

Oct 31, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero welcome Anthony Weiner back into the headlines and shout out the world's largest pit bull. Jillionaire stops by to question the need for Halloween.

S1·E10 Core

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Nov 1, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero judge Lebron's Halloween party and Jay and Bey's costumes. But the scariest part of last night was Tump leading the polls by one point.

S1·E11 Core

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Nov 2, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero beg their fans to stop tweeting that the Knicks suck. Rembert Browne stops by to reminisce about his flight on Air Force 1.

S1·E12 Core

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Nov 3, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero discuss the World Champion Chicago Cubs' disgusting dugout celebration, Kenny Chesney's disgusting snub of Beyonce and Johnny Damon's disgusting support of Trump.

S1·E13 Core

Monday, November 7, 2016

Nov 7, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero endorse Jay Z's endorsement of Hillary and Putin's love of bears. Former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco stops by to talk about what life with Ba

S1·E14 Core

Live Election Special 2016

Nov 8, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero usher in the end of our national nightmare live! With special in-studio guests Talib Kweli, Cardi B and Jim Jones. Plus political commentary from Joe Budden, Ezra Koen

S1·E15 Core

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Nov 9, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero nurse their election hangover by continuing to talk about the election. DeRay McKesson stops by to talk election aftermath and his activism.

S1·E16 Core

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Nov 10, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero talk the awkward Trump/Obama meet and greet, the awful Paul McCartney Mannequin Challenge and Mero's wife surprises him with a phone call.

S1·E17 Core

Monday, November 14, 2016

Nov 14, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero welcome white nationalism to the White House and listen to Yoko Ono's screaming tribute to President-elect Trump. Bomani Jones stops by to discuss The Root 100 list.

S1·E18 Core

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Nov 15, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero discuss Barry's dig on Hillary and New Balance's unwanted endorsement deal. Nick Catchdubs stops by to talk about 50 Cents' rainmaking skills.

S1·E19 Core

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Nov 16, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero look forward to Trump's reality show presidency. Adult film star Janice Griffin stops by to talk racism in porn and adult stocking stuffers.

S1·E20 Core

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Nov 17, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero discuss Drake's staged crush. Cord Jefferson stops by to play a game of where in the world was Cord Jefferson.

S1·E21 Core

Monday, November 21, 2016

Nov 21, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero break down Kanye's breakdown and shout out yoga goats. NY Times Food editor Sam Sifton stops by to talk about chopped cheese appropriations.

S1·E22 Core

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Nov 22, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero salute the alt-right for not being as bad as actual Nazis and impersonate DMX. Special guest Rashida Jones stops by to show us her monkey bite scar.

S1·E23 Core

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Nov 23, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero prepare for Thanksgiving with blogger @KFC from Barstool Sports.

S1·E24 Core

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Nov 24, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero celebrate Thanksgiving by giving thanks for their favorite moments from past episodes of Desus & Mero.

S1·E25 Core

Monday, November 28, 2016

Nov 28, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero discuss Colin Kaepernick's foray into controversial t-shirt wearing. Artist Tony Peralta stops by to talk Washington Heights gentrification.

S1·E26 Core

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Nov 29, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero say some problematic $#!%. Columnist Michael Arceneaux joins them.

S1·E27 Core

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Nov 30, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero discuss what Mitt Romney ate besides his pride during dinner with Donald Trump. Chris Hayes stops by to talk growing up in the Bronx.

S1·E28 Core

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Dec 1, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero discuss Melo's last second shot and Obama's last minute weed endorsement. Model Amina Blue stops by to talk about music video life.

S1·E29 Core

Monday, December 5, 2016

Dec 5, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero congratulate Ben Carson for getting the job he said he's unqualified for. Ebony editor Jamilah Lemieux discusses misconceptions about black activist groups.

S1·E30 Core

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Dec 6, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero take credit for Klay Thompson's 60 point explosion. Knicks Superfan The Loopy Blogger stops by to talk about who he has beefs with and why he's a Dallas Cowboys fan.

S1·E31 Core

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Dec 7, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero make plans to spend Mother's Day with Derek Jeter. Legendary hip hop group The Lox stop by to talk about coming up and staying there.

S1·E32 Core

Thursday, December 8, 2016

Dec 8, 2016 · 23 min

Desus watches Mero destroy the Apple Crush challenge. ESPN's Pablo Torre stops by to name drop Mark Zuckerberg's wife and to teach us the New York way to kill a mouse.

S1·E33 Core

Monday, December 12, 2016

Dec 12, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero join Trump in questioning his intelligence. Immortal Technique sits down to talk about that time he made Lin-Manuel Miranda sing in a garbage can.

S1·E34 Core

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Dec 13, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero discuss Kanye's strangest move to date: meeting with Trump. Nick Cannon stops by to dish on why he wasn't invited to his kids' playdate with Beyonce.

S1·E35 Core

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Dec 14, 2016 · 23 min

Desus and Mero debate whether or not you should mouth kiss your kids. Willie Geist stops by to talk about interviewing Mick Jagger.

S1·E36 Core

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Dec 15, 2016 · 23 min

Mero pleads with Chrissy Teigen to follow him on Twitter again while Desus loses his shit. Comedian Franchesca Ramsey tells us why you should never make white girls cry.

S1·E37 Core

Monday, December 19, 2016

Dec 19, 2016 · 23 min

Desus compliments Mero for his "butt expertise." Garbage Time's Katie Nolan stops by to audition for the newly open position in Fifth Harmony.

S1·E38 Core

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Dec 20, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero shoutout the security guard who was way too excited to see the San Diego Chargers Cheerleaders. John Hodgman sits down to talk about the time he kinda wished he and hi

S1·E39 Core

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Dec 21, 2016 · 23 min

Desus & Mero watch videos that make them never want to book Delta flights to Kentucky. Angie Martinez stops by to try her best to make the guys cry.

S1·E40 Core

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Dec 22, 2016 · 23 min

On their last show of 2016, Desus & Mero celebrate the holidays by braving the cold and bros of Santacon.

S1·E41 Core

Monday, January 9, 2017

Jan 9, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero kick off the new year by watching a video of a guy not getting shot for calling a cop a dickhead. Abdullah Saeed stops by to teach the guys how to smoke weed out of a

S1·E42 Core

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Jan 10, 2017 · 23 min

Desus reminds Mero that Sessions is the guy who sees no value in Dominican immigrants. Josh Brown stops by to give some money tips and clarify he's not THAT Josh Brown.

S1·E43 Core

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Jan 11, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero discuss Barry's powerful farewell speech and the accuracy of Trump's golden leak. NY Times Critic Wesley Morris stops by to talk about the one door his pulitzer prize

S1·E44 Core

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Jan 12, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero cancel their L.L. Bean catalog subscription and mourn a robot monkey's death. Writer Jenna Wortham talks about the time she turned down an offer from NYT.

S1·E45 Core

Monday, January 16, 2017

Jan 16, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero celebrate MLK day with recording artist Jean Grea.

S1·E46 Core

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Jan 17, 2017 · 23 min

Desus somehow gets Mero REALLY fired up about Ray Romano. Comedian Neal Brennan talks about his Netflix special, public bathrooms and "The Pullout Gang."

S1·E47 Core

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Jan 18, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero debate Nelly vs Drake but agree there's definitely a Trump pee tape. Melissa Harris-Perry discusses tampon earrings and the time she saw Obama at Walgreens.

S1·E48 Core

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Jan 19, 2017 · 23 min

Desus asks UFC's Amanda Nunes to give Mero some tips for kicking Ray Romano's ass. Jamali Maddix talks about meeting racists and the calming effect of saying "White Devil."

S1·E49 Core

Monday, January 23, 2017

Jan 23, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero share some alternative facts and play a game of "Fuck Up a Nazi." "Another Round" podcast hosts Heben and Tracy talk women's march and b-hole bleaching.

S1·E50 Core

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Jan 24, 2017 · 23 min

Soledad O'Brien pleads with the media to stop normalizing white supremacy. Desus & Mero plead with their male viewers to get tested for HPV.

S1·E51 Core

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Jan 25, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero watch Sean Spicer stutter through a press conference and Kellyanne bomb at standup. Joe Budden talks Trump's wall and invites the guys to his pool party.

S1·E52 Core

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Jan 26, 2017 · 23 min

Donald Trump is still talking about the size of his inauguration crowd and Sean Spicer is still tweeting with his butt cheeks. Stevie J tells a Biggie story for the ages.

S1·E53 Core

Monday, January 30, 2017

Jan 30, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero discuss Trump's fears of Muslims and staircases. CC Sabathia talks about throwing 147 pitches in a game and eating two boxes of Cap'n Crunch in one sitting.

S1·E54 Core

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Jan 31, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero watch a group of Chimps eat their dead leader's genitals. Former Black Panther Jamal Joseph talks about his transformative moment in prison, his memoir and his new fi

S1·E55 Core

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Feb 1, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero dive into Donald Trump's Black History Month "listening session", wonder what Obama's vacation is looking like, and examine Drake's appearance on Nicki Minaj's Instagr

S1·E56 Core

Thursday, February 2, 2017

Feb 2, 2017 · 23 min

Beyonce is having twins, Donald is praying for Arnold and Desus & Mero are fighting a Ray Romano pillow. Jemele Hill talks sports, politics, and Beyonce's twins.

S1·E57 Core

Monday, February 6, 2017

Feb 6, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero recap the Super Bowl & blame the Russians for the Patriots' win. Fat Joe talks about his love of the Bronx & how giant birds made him sell his dream house.

S1·E58 Core

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Feb 7, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero check out Barry's vacay pics and watch a cockroach get removed from a girl's skull. BMX rider Nigel Sylvester does the first and last bike trick on set.

S1·E59 Core

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Feb 8, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero show us what Mitch McConnell and George Lopez have in common. Hot 97's Nessa joins the debate on mouth kissing your kids and talks vegan farts.

S1·E60 Core

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Feb 9, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero trash Ivanka Trump's shoes, freestyle rap Coretta Scott King's name and pay Charles Oakley the respects that the Knicks refuse to.

S1·E61 Core

Monday, February 13, 2017

Feb 13, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero compares Adele's Grammy speech to a typical ending of a Knicks game. Yandy Smith recalls working for Jim Jones when "Ballin" dropped.

S1·E62 Core

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Feb 14, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero spend Valentine's Day talking about Trump & Flynn's breakup, Ivanka's Trudeau crush and gorilla sex. Mr. Vegas proves he can still hit the high notes.

S1·E63 Core

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Feb 15, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero read angry Trump tweets and a sad Future Instagram. Rachel Maddow discusses how fiction is a better source than history in contextualizing today's news.

S1·E64 Core

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Feb 16, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero get just as confused as you did by Donald Trump's bizarre press conference. David East tells us why he was afraid to drive Kevin Durant's Maybach.

S1·E65 Core

Monday, February 27, 2017

Feb 27, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero recap the Oscars and breakdown Remy Ma's latest dis on Nicki Manaj. Activist Johnetta Elzie talks about getting tear gassed in Ferguson and Campaign Zero.

S1·E66 Core

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Feb 28, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero tell Kellyanne to get her damn feet off the damn couch. Comedian Damien Lemon tells us how to handle hecklers.

S1·E67 Core

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Mar 1, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero breakdown Trump's joint session in DC and Sessions' threat to joints everywhere. Don Q warns that his crew might steal your girl at his show.

S1·E68 Core

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Mar 2, 2017 · 23 min

Jeff Sessions gets exposed for being the liar Desus & Mero have been telling you he is. Flatbush Zombies talk about guilty purchases and psychedelics.

S1·E69 Core

Monday, March 6, 2017

Mar 6, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero discuss the pros but mostly the cons of the 'smart condom.' Eddie Huang tells his Mongolian airport bathroom disaster story.

S1·E70 Core

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Mar 7, 2017 · 23 min

Ben Carson redefines slavery, Trump literally stands in Hill's shadow and Mero juggles fruit for Desus. Ebro stops by to discuss his role in the Nicki/Remy beef.

S1·E71 Core

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Mar 8, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero play some of Donald Trump's greatest hits on women. Crissle West tells us how she plans to celebrate International Women's Day.

S1·E72 Core

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Mar 9, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero celebrate the union of Bronx royalty J-Lo & A-Rod. Joey Bada$$ discusses acting, music and what the secret service asked him not to do.

S1·E73 Core

Monday, March 13, 2017

Mar 13, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero remind Congressman Steve King that Iowa was not part of the confederacy. Faith Evans discusses her new album and Biggie's legacy.

S1·E74 Core

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Mar 14, 2017 · 23 min

Breitbart and the CBO snitch on Paul Ryan and Sam Jackson tells black British actors to Get Out. Guest Michael Arceneaux is on team Nicki and dreams of being gay Future.

S1·E75 Core

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Mar 15, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero breakdown the Maddow letdown and the greatest Bronx video ever. NFL player Jared Odrick talks locker room fights and Toradol Tuesdays.

S1·E76 Core

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Mar 16, 2017 · 23 min

Trump is 0 for 2 on racist travel bans but batting .1000 in "Lock Her Up" chants at rallies. Jesse Williams talks ebrojis, his favorite job and not being an actual Dr.

S1·E77 Core

Monday, March 20, 2017

Mar 20, 2017 · 23 min

Drake drops his new album, Comey testifies and Desus & Mero remind the world that Tim Allen's a snitch. Chris Hayes talks about his new book and Trump's tweets.

S1·E78 Core

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Mar 21, 2017 · 23 min

In a strange twist, Desus & Mero talk Trump's golfing and Tiger Woods' hair. VICE World of Sports host Sal Masekela recalls getting high with Method Man and DMX.

S1·E79 Core

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Mar 22, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero pay tribute to twitter comic Mike Huckabee and classic NBA fights. Young M.A talks about her drunken Jamaican show and the online obsession with her strap.

S1·E80 Core

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Mar 23, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero imagine what it would be like to party with Trump in Russia. Michael Skolnik recalls the time Trump told him he'd run for president in 2012.

S1·E81 Core

Monday, March 27, 2017

Mar 27, 2017 · 23 min

Trump helps Desus & Mero discover their new least favorite Fox News host. Mike Will Made-It recalls the time Chief Keef hung up on him.

S1·E82 Core

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Mar 28, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero tell Rachel Dolezal and Bill O'Reilly to stay out of black peoples' hair. Run The Jewels talk about the moment they knew their solo days were done.

S1·E83 Core

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Mar 29, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero tell Maxine Waters and April Ryan they got their backs. Arian Foster discusses his retirement from the NFL and fighting wolves to the death.

S1·E84 Core

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Mar 30, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero theorize why Mike Pence really calls his wife "Mother." Juelz Santana recalls waking up Cam'ron to meet him and bar fighting with Jim Jones.

S1·E85 Core

Monday, April 3, 2017

Apr 3, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero discuss Bill O'Reilly's harassment suits, thank Jerry Jones for finally being pro-weed and watch a video of a grandma literally getting shit-faced.

S1·E86 Core

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Apr 4, 2017 · 23 min

Trump voters worry they'll end up on the wrong side of the wall they voted for. Hari Kondabolu recalls interning for Hillary Clinton and saying no to Chris Rock.

S1·E87 Core

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Apr 5, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero help Pepsi understand what they got wrong in their new ad. Guest Angela Rye addresses her epic beatdown on Joe Walsh.

S1·E88 Core

Thursday, April 6, 2017

Apr 6, 2017 · 23 min

Trump changes his tune on Syria and Maxine Waters wants O'Reilly in jail. Guest Mack Wilds talks about his new album and how he got on Adele's video for "Hello."

S1·E89 Core

Monday, April 17, 2017

Apr 17, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero travel to LA for Weed Week! Jerrod Carmichael talks about his idea for a new Titanic movie, meeting Petey Pablo & having no fond memories of being poor.

S1·E90 Core

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Apr 18, 2017 · 23 min

Lala makes Melo a free agent and Trump casually hopes to avoid nuclear war. Anthony Anderson talks about going back to college and why he had to hire his mother.

S1·E91 Core

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Apr 19, 2017 · 23 min

The Patriots meet Trump without Brady & O'Reilly meets the Pope without a job. Aubrey Plaza stops by to FaceTime Chelsea Peretti for baby gift ideas.

S1·E92 Core

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Apr 20, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero celebrate 420 by debating who the hottest white male celebrity is. Shane Smith talks about his Picasso plate and being banned from North Korea.

S1·E93 Core

Monday, April 24, 2017

Apr 24, 2017 · 23 min

Obama speaks to Chicago youth about leadership while our nation's leader sends a flurry of angry tweets from his toilet. A$AP Ferg talks fashion & Timb etiquette.

S1·E94 Core

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Apr 25, 2017 · 23 min

Shea Moisture and FaceApp compete to see which company can offend the most people of color. Jay Williams tells us why he would never gamble with Michael Jordan.

S1·E95 Core

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Apr 26, 2017 · 23 min

Fox News is an equal opportunity discriminator & their boy Jesse Watters defends Ivanka by making a dick joke. Rick Ross talks healthy eating & makes it rain watermelons.

S1·E96 Core

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Apr 27, 2017 · 23 min

Trump releases his tax plan on what appears to be a dinner napkin. Chad Johnson talks about his FIFA soccer dominance and encourages Desus to make a baby.

S1·E97 Core

Monday, May 1, 2017

May 1, 2017 · 23 min

Fyre Festival was neither fire nor festive & Trump thinks the Civil War was just a big misunderstanding. Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses his new book & movie plot holes.

S1·E98 Core

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

May 2, 2017 · 23 min

It's racist bobblehead night at Fenway while Lala shades Melo at the Met Gala. The Lucas Bros. discuss their Netflix special and their Jermaine Jackson obsession.

S1·E99 Core

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

May 3, 2017 · 23 min

Hillary emerges with some tweet inducing shade for Trump while Jeter & A-Rod bond during a terrible interview. Paul Scheer gives the guys shit for shopping at Erewhon.

S1·E100 Core

Thursday, May 4, 2017

May 4, 2017 · 23 min

To celebrate the 100th episode of Desus & Mero, Morning Joe and Mika get engaged and Tom Colicchio joins the guys for a Chopped Cheese taste test.

S1·E101 Core

Monday, May 8, 2017

May 8, 2017 · 23 min

Charles Barkley tries to end racism with a TV show while a racist Trader Joe's shopper earns her 15 minutes the hard way. Krishna Andavolu talks about driving stoned.

S1·E102 Core

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

May 9, 2017 · 23 min

Sally Yates fact slaps Ted Cruz and Spirit takes bad airline PR to the next level. Shad Moss recalls the time Michael Jordan threw out his sneakers.

S1·E103 Core

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

May 10, 2017 · 23 min

Comey gets fired by Trump and Bow Bow gets busted by the internet. Timothy Simons discusses how it sometimes feel like team Trump is parodying Veep.

S1·E104 Core

Thursday, May 11, 2017

May 11, 2017 · 23 min

Marcon's wife is his former classmate's hot mom & Trump says things he shouldn't have to Lester Holt. Cipha Sounds recalls the time Jay Z wouldn't give him his number.

S1·E105 Core

Monday, May 15, 2017

May 15, 2017 · 23 min

Kellyanne Conway might be as miserable in her job as we hope she is. Al Sharpton recalls what he told Obama in '04 and what he told Trump in '17.

S1·E106 Core

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

May 16, 2017 · 23 min

Trump leaks all over some Russians again and his McMaster tries to clean up the mess. Cari Champion explains why thigh meat and journalism mesh.

S1·E107 Core

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

May 17, 2017 · 23 min

Putin & Comey both offer to share their notes on Trump's sketchy Oval Office conversations. Whoopi Goldberg discusses fame, the Knicks and her cannabis product for women.

S1·E108 Core

Thursday, May 18, 2017

May 18, 2017 · 23 min

Trump cries witch hunt, Ryan learns that tape recorders aren't loyal and there's a Japanese porn star who looks criminally young. Melissa Harris-Perry returns!

S1·E109 Core

Monday, May 22, 2017

May 22, 2017 · 23 min

Trump takes his talents to the Middle East for some sword dancing, orb grabbing, & First Lady irritating. NBA'er Enes Kanter explains why Turkey revoked his passport.

S1·E110 Core

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

May 23, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero run with a twitter rumor that Melania wants out & marvel at a clip of two bees having sex. Hannibal Buress talks Baywatch and "vague fame."

S1·E111 Core

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

May 24, 2017 · 23 min

Trump meets the pope, Shaq & Barkley go at it and Ellen grills Nicki Minaj about Nas. Rob Huebel explains why he's banned from Yankee Stadium.

S1·E112 Core

Thursday, May 25, 2017

May 25, 2017 · 23 min

Trump finally gets to piss off NATO in person & former brain surgeon Ben Carson thinks poverty is a mindset. Larry Wilmore tells us which of his shows he's most proud of.

S1·E113 Core

Monday, June 5, 2017

Jun 5, 2017 · 23 min

Bill Maher drops the N word on his show and Megyn Kelly fails to get Putin to confess on hers. Malcolm Gladwell explains why you shouldn't want your kids to be geniuses.

S1·E114 Core

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Jun 6, 2017 · 23 min

Eric & Donald Tump Jr. defend their dad, their business, and their sister. Joy Reid recalls the craziest story she ever covered as a reporter in Florida.

S1·E115 Core

Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Jun 7, 2017 · 23 min

Trump's intelligence team won't snitch to the Senate and Seinfeld won't give Ke$ha a hug. Sasheer Zamata lists all the other comics she gets confused for.

S1·E116 Core

Thursday, June 8, 2017

Jun 8, 2017 · 23 min

Comey calls Trump a liar under oath, McCain forgets which hearing he's at and more bee sex! Ron Funches breaks down his weed intake and his beef with LeBron.

S1·E117 Core

Monday, June 12, 2017

Jun 12, 2017 · 23 min

Melania moves to DC, Barkley goes to fat camp & there's finally a hair tattoo for bald people. Freddie Gibbs talks about being falsely accused and jailed in Austria.

S1·E118 Core

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Jun 13, 2017 · 23 min

Trump's cabinet heaps staged praise on their leader, Durant gets his ring & Rodman goes back to North Korea to see his boo. Big Boi unblocks Desus on Twitter.

S1·E119 Core

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Jun 14, 2017 · 23 min

Sessions testifies that he has a bad memory & that black women make him nervous. Lizzo talks about performing at Sam Bee's party for Hillary on election night.

S1·E120 Core

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Jun 15, 2017 · 23 min

For his birthday, Trump gets an investigation from the FBI and some serious clowning from the Australian PM. French Montana talks his new single and his bowling game.

S1·E121 Core

Monday, June 19, 2017

Jun 19, 2017 · 23 min

Trump's lawyer confirms & denies he's under investigation, Jay Z teases his new song & a man messes with the wrong pig. Baron Ambrosia recalls swimming the Bronx River.

S1·E122 Core

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Jun 20, 2017 · 23 min

Desus & Mero bid a fond, "just in case" farewell to the Spiceman. Casanova 2X talks touring with Taxstone, sharing the stage with his daughter & meeting Jay Z.

S1·E123 Core

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Jun 21, 2017 · 23 min

A pro golfer tries to end racism with some tweets & Reverend Al shows off his freakish strength. James Davis talks hanging with Kevin Hart and growing up Hood Adjacent.

S1·E124 Core

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Jun 22, 2017 · 23 min

Trump admits he didn't tape Comey & Phil Jackson admits he might ruin the Knicks. Matt Walsh talks living in the apocalypse & refrigerated dog food.

S1·E125 Core

Monday, June 26, 2017

Jun 26, 2017 · 23 min

Joe Budden's got no time for Migos & Trump's blaming Obama for his Russian drama. Bert Kreischer recalls the time Will Smith took him to the movies.

S1·E126 Core

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Jun 27, 2017 · 23 min

Drake hosts the NBA Awards and LaVar Ball takes his act to the WWE. Janet Mock talks about her new book and hanging with Oprah.

S1·E127 Core

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Jun 28, 2017 · 23 min

The Knicks are free at last from Phil, Melo reunites with Lala & Trump hits on a reporter in the Oval Office. Von Miller talks celebration dances & chicken farming.

S1·E128 Core

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Jun 29, 2017 · 23 min

Mika Brzezinski gets so deep under Trump's skin that he angrily tweets about hers. Diddy talks about his career and his new documentary "Cant' Stop Won't Stop."

S1·E129 Core

Monday, July 17, 2017

Jul 17, 2017 · 23 min

Conor McGregor makes a racial joke to prove he isn't racist. Eagles Safety Malcolm Jenkins discusses his criminal justice reform activism.

S1·E130 Mytharc

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Jul 18, 2017 · 23 min

Michael Vick offers terrible advice to Colin Kaepernick and Trumpcare dies on the table. Issa Rae talks season 2 of Insecure and #TeamIssa.

S1·E131 Core

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Jul 19, 2017 · 23 min

Trump Jr. wants this nightmare to end as bad as we do. Action Bronson talks F*ck That's Delicious and his new album "Blue Chips 7000."

S1·E132 Core

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Jul 20, 2017 · 23 min

O.J. takes his talents to the parole board, Trump talks to the failing NY Times & a raccoon takes a hydrant bath in the BX. Matteo Lane talks Grindr & dating in Italy.

S1·E133 Core

Monday, July 24, 2017

Jul 24, 2017 · 23 min

"The Mooch" picks up the Spiceman's mic and Kushner kicks off his "no collusion" tour. A-Trak talks Fool's Gold and touring with Kanye.

S1·E134 Core

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Jul 25, 2017 · 23 min

Trump takes some Boy Scouts to the swamp and Stephen A. spills more tea on Lebron & Kyrie. Spike Jonze talks Frank Ocean & the one prank they couldn't air on Jackass.

S1·E135 Core

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Jul 26, 2017 · 23 min

Trump bans trans people from serving in the military he dodged. Vic Mensa talks about his 30-foot fall, tagging in Chicago and his new album "Autobiography."

S1·E136 Core

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Jul 27, 2017 · 23 min

Beiber has Jesus fever, The BBC gets a whiff of The Mooch & we got dancing grannies! Jessica Williams talks hanging with J.K. Rowling, Panda Express and her new show.

S1·E137 Core

Monday, July 31, 2017

Jul 31, 2017 · 23 min

Steph clowns Lebron, Mrs. Mooch files for divorce and Chris Christie confronts another angry sports fan. Irv Gotti talks "Tales", J-Lo and 50 Cent.

S1·E138 Core

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Aug 1, 2017 · 23 min

Down goes The Mooch, Trump's got police brutality jokes and another demon goat video surfaces. DeRay McKesson talks RompHims, Kaepernick & mending fences with Whoopi.

S1·E139 Core

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Aug 2, 2017 · 23 min

MJ gives LaVar Ball some fatherly advice and J-Lo & A-Rod take a joy ride. Liza Treyger talks shutting down hecklers and meeting Steve-O.

S1·E140 Core

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Aug 3, 2017 · 23 min

Stephen Miller brings his alt right charm to the WH press corps & Ray Lewis offers more confusing advice to Kaepernick. Jay Ellis talks nude scenes & Insecure's rise.

S1·E141 Core

Monday, August 7, 2017

Aug 7, 2017 · 23 min

Trump vacations in New Jersey, Putin fishes topless & Jon Jones chokes out Mero. James Van Der Beek talks playing Diplo and being the original meme.

S1·E142 Core

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Aug 8, 2017 · 23 min

Trump's base shrinks & Boosie BadAzz posts a helluva birthday message to his young son. Yvonne Orji talks Insecure, meeting Obama & touring with Chris Rock.

S1·E143 Core

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Aug 9, 2017 · 23 min

Trump sees Kim Jong Un's crazy & raises him "Fire and Fury", Manafort gets raided & Usher burns his accuser. DJ Clue talks DJing for The Mooch & meeting Michael Jackson

S1·E144 Core

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Aug 10, 2017 · 23 min

European leaders throw shade at Trump while God okays him nuking North Korea. Max Kellerman talks McGregor vs Mayweather & LeBron vs Jordan.

S1·E145 Core

Monday, August 14, 2017

Aug 14, 2017 · 23 min

Nazis send their worst and whitest to Virginia. Joe Mande talks his Netflix special, getting voicemails from Fabolous and tweeting dick pics to Mitch McConnell.

S1·E146 Core

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Aug 15, 2017 · 23 min

A CNN panel erupts, a Confederate statue falls & Kim K. fails to get her fans to forgive Jeffree Star's racism. Seth Meyers talks Charlottesville, SNL & roasting Trump.

S1·E147 Core

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Aug 16, 2017 · 23 min

Trump tries to convince America that not all Nazis are bad. Rep. Adriano Espaillat explains why he wanted to go to DC and gets introduced to "I no fucking baby."

S1·E148 Core

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Aug 17, 2017 · 23 min

A Nazi cries for help and a CA teacher fights to make Nazi punching legal. Angela Rye talks her new podcast, Omarosa & the CNN cafeteria.

S1·E149 Core

Monday, August 21, 2017

Aug 21, 2017 · 23 min

Trump stares down the eclipse & the NYPD raises "Blue Racism" awareness. Rachel Nichols explains why athletes shouldn't stick to sports.

S1·E150 Core

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Aug 22, 2017 · 23 min

Tucker Carlson praises Trump for staring at the sun & a woman explains how you can get pregnant through the back door. Zane Lowe talks Kanye's impact on his career.

S1·E151 Core

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Aug 23, 2017 · 23 min

Trump rambles to his base for 77 minutes at a rally in Phoenix. Russell Peters talks fighting bullies and almost getting to make out with Sofia Vergara.

S1·E152 Core

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Aug 24, 2017 · 23 min

James Clapper frets over Trump having nuke codes, a black man marches for the Confederacy & a dog uses a urinal. Esperanza Spalding recalls jamming with Prince.

S1·E153 Core

Monday, August 28, 2017

Aug 28, 2017 · 23 min

Mayweather KOs McGregor, Cardi B. wants Offset to propose & Trump appears to brag about his hurricane size. Rashad Jennings talks dancing, poetry and saving money.

S1·E154 Core

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Aug 29, 2017 · 23 min

Trump visits Texas to offer its governor his support & an awkward handshake. The failing NY Times has new dirt on his ties to Russia. Bam Margera discusses his wild past.

S1·E155 Core

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Aug 30, 2017 · 23 min

Joel Osteen responds to his twitter shamers and Trump admires the turnout for his hurricane rally. Aminé talks his new album, Portland and meeting Malia Obama.

S1·E156 Core

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Aug 31, 2017 · 23 min

Master P. has words for Kevin Hart, Jamie Foxx does a mean Stephen A. & Aaron Rodgers kinda has Kaepernick's back. Jermaine Fowler talks family & "Superior Donuts."

S1·E157 Core

Monday, September 11, 2017

Sep 11, 2017 · 23 min

Steve Bannon flexes his jowls on 60 minutes and Jim Carrey stops by Fashion Week to trash it. Danny McBride and Walton Goggins talk Vice Principals.

S1·E158 Core

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Sep 12, 2017 · 23 min

Ted Cruz gets caught liking porn, Sergio Dipp takes bad sideline reporting to the next level & I No Fucking Baby lights up at a traffic stop. Jerry Ferrara talks "Power."

S1·E159 Core

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Sep 13, 2017 · 23 min

Jemele Hill's Trump tweets upset racist Twitter and Jason Whitlock. Iman Shumpert recalls shooting Kanye's Fade video with his wife.

S1·E160 Core

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Sep 14, 2017 · 23 min

Schumer, Pelosi & Trump cut a DACA deal over Chinese food & Sarah Huckabee Sanders wants Jemele Hill fired. A$AP Twellvyy talks growing up in The BX

S1·E161 Core

Monday, September 18, 2017

Sep 18, 2017 · 23 min

Kevin Hart apologizes to prego wife for cheating. Kevin Durant uses fake twitter account to clap back at haters and Joy Bryant talks about being a Supermodel in the 90's.

S1·E162 Core

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Sep 19, 2017 · 23 min

Trump threatens the "Rocket Man" at the UN. A mad pooper is on the loose in Colorado. Andra Day talks about her activism and being mentored by Stevie Wonder.

S1·E163 Core

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Sep 20, 2017 · 23 min

Russia plays war games at NATO's doorstep. PETA runs up on Gucci Mane. A rhino can't get it up. Adrian Grenier talks about his #stopsucking campaign.

S1·E164 Core

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Sep 21, 2017 · 23 min

Trump meets African leaders and shouts out a country that doesn't exist. Jimmy Kimmel claps back at a Fox & Friend. Victor Oladipo talks about his music and his game.

S1·E165 Core

Monday, September 25, 2017

Sep 25, 2017 · 23 min

Trump inspires more NFL players to take a knee by calling them sons of bitches. Arian Foster discusses the NFL protests and their meaning.

S1·E166 Core

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Sep 26, 2017 · 23 min

Trump finally shows his support for Puerto Rico by blaming it for the crisis. Jerry Jones takes a knee for the cameras. Bill Simmons talks all things NBA.

S1·E167 Core

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Sep 27, 2017 · 23 min

Steven Seagal lectures NFL protesters on patriotism from Russia on a British talk show. Trump's Senate candidate eats it in Bama. Craig Robinson talks "Ghosted."

S1·E168 Core

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Sep 28, 2017 · 23 min

Ugandan Parliament members throw fists and chairs. American children try Jamaican food for the first time. G-Eazy talks his new album & coming up in Oakland.

S1·E169 Core

Monday, October 2, 2017

Oct 2, 2017 · 23 min

OJ gets stalked on his ride home from jail. Trump pretends to care about Puerto Rico. 21 Savage SlutWalks with Amber Rose. Terry Crews discusses his life & career.

S1·E170 Core

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Oct 3, 2017 · 23 min

Trump goes to Puerto Rico to offer high praise of his administration. Damian Lillard talks his new single, rookie pranks & "Cash me outside" girl.

S1·E171 Mytharc

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Oct 4, 2017 · 23 min

The Yankees take a step towards their 28th ring, bro. Trump tosses paper towels to Puerto Ricans. Jamilah Lemieux talks the "lone wolf" narrative & the Vegas shooting.

S1·E172 Mytharc

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Oct 5, 2017 · 23 min

Cam Newton learns that there are female sports reporters. A McDonald's manager gets busted for selling the wrong kind of coke. Method Man talks Wu Tang and "The Deuce."

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