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Desperate Housewives: Season 3

23 episodes Premiered Sep 24, 2006 Updated Sep 25, 2026

Desperate Housewives Season 3 continues the overarching saga across 23 episodes. The series features secrets, romance, and murder all on one street, following the lives of friends and family living on Wisteria Lane. As the narrative unfolds, various dramatic, mysterious, and comedic situations arise among the residents of the neighborhood. The season spans its full episode count while maintaining the core themes esta

Previously on Desperate Housewives

Season 3 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ The series takes place on a suburban street known as Wisteria Lane.
  • ⚡ The narrative blends elements of mystery, drama, and comedy.
  • ⚡ The lives of friends and family are central to the overarching saga.
  • ⚡ Characters harbor various secrets and engage in romance and murder.
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Season overview

Desperate Housewives Season 3 continues the overarching saga across 23 episodes. The series features secrets, romance, and murder all on one street, following the lives of friends and family living on Wisteria Lane. As the narrative unfolds, various dramatic, mysterious, and comedic situations arise among the residents of the neighborhood. The season spans its full episode count while maintaining the core themes established by the program, focusing on the complex personal lives, relationships, and hidden truths of the central characters. The television show blends elements of mystery, drama, and comedy as viewers follow the unfolding events throughout the twenty-three episodes comprising this specific installment of the broader broadcast run on the network.

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Season 3 Episodes

Episode Guide

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S3·E1 Mytharc

Listen to the Rain on the Roof

Sep 24, 2006 · 43 min

It is raining on Wisteria Lane, six months after Mike was run over. He is now in a coma, with Susan by his side. Bree gets engaged to Orson. Gabrielle and Carlos are getting divorc

S3·E2 Core

It Takes Two

Oct 1, 2006 · 43 min

It's wedding day for Bree and Orson but things don't go quite as planned. Meanwhile, the body of a dead woman believed to be Orson's ex-wife is recovered, which interrupts the rece

S3·E3 Core

A Weekend in the Country

Oct 8, 2006 · 43 min

It is a holiday weekend on Wisteria Lane. Bree and Orson are going on their honeymoon, while Gabrielle and Lynette are going a spa vacation and Tom is going on a camping trip with

S3·E4 Core

Like It Was

Oct 15, 2006 · 43 min

Mike has woken up from his coma, and has no recollection of the past two years, and Edie is there to fill in the blanks. Susan is still in the country with Ian, when she receives t

S3·E5 Core

Nice She Ain't

Oct 22, 2006 · 43 min

The divorce between Gabrielle and Carlos reaches new levels of bitterness. Susan is determined to jog Mike's memory, and realizes Edie has been posing as his girlfriend since he wo

S3·E6 Core

Sweetheart, I Have to Confess

Oct 29, 2006 · 43 min

Susan professes her love for Ian. Gabrielle and Carlos try to rekindle their love. Bree is confronted with Orson's past. In the meantime, Nora and Lynette go to war.

S3·E7 Core

Bang

Nov 5, 2006 · 43 min

Everyone's lives on Wisteria Lane are forever changed when Carolyn Bigsby holds shoppers hostage at a local supermarket. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Carlos finish dividing their asset

S3·E8 Core

Children and Art

Nov 12, 2006 · 43 min

Lynette returns home from the hospital. Gabrielle decides to get back into modeling and travels to New York. Susan comes home to find Austin and Julie making out on her couch. Bree

S3·E9 Core

Beautiful Girls

Nov 19, 2006 · 43 min

Gabrielle takes a shot at training potential young beauty queens. After discovering a wall of photos of half-naked boys in his basement, Lynette is convinced her new neighbor Art i

S3·E10 Core

The Miracle Song

Nov 26, 2006 · 43 min

The residents of Wisteria Lane celebrate their annual holiday block party. Meanwhile, Gabrielle sets her eyes on a father of a girl she's coaching. Mike is arrested for Monique's m

S3·E11 Core

No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds

Jan 7, 2007 · 43 min

Tom and Lynette try to make Kayla feel like a part of the family. Alma Hodge decides to pay Orson and Bree a visit. Susan visits Mike in jail to tell him about the lawyer Ian got h

S3·E12 Core

Not While I'm Around

Jan 14, 2007 · 43 min

Bree isn't happy Alma has moved to Wisteria Lane. Gabrielle's secret admirer is revealed. The new Scavo Pizzeria faces an uncertain future. Julie and Austin go to Edie about giving

S3·E13 Core

Come Play Wiz Me

Jan 21, 2007 · 43 min

Gabrielle cannot avoid Zach. Mike's new lawyer suggests he pleads guilty, but Susan doesn't agree with that. Gloria informs Bree that she and Alma believe Bree is the other woman.

S3·E14 Core

I Remember That

Feb 11, 2007 · 43 min

Ian proposes to Susan. The Scavo pizzeria prepares for its grand opening. Mike visits a hypnotherapist in hopes of remembering Monique. Gabrielle's romantically interested in a law

S3·E15 Core

The Little Things You Do Together

Feb 18, 2007 · 45 min

All of Wisteria Lane gathers at Pizzeria Scavo for the grand opening event, while one resident meets an untimely fate and another accepts a marriage proposal.

S3·E16 Core

My Husband, the Pig

Mar 4, 2007 · 43 min

Edie gets an unexpected visit from her son. An unexpected pregnancy causes complications. Victor Lang, a man in his 40s running for mayor of Fairview, introduces himself for Gabrie

S3·E17 Core

Dress Big

Apr 8, 2007 · 43 min

Susan meets her in-laws and finds out some family. Victor is still taking his chances with Gabrielle, while she has a devastating catastrophe at her home. Lynette is encountering n

S3·E18 Filler

Liaisons

Apr 15, 2007 · 43 min

Susan considers moving from Wisteria Lane to London. Later, an accident causes Ian, Susan, and their car to find themselves stranded in a lake. Tom feels threatened by the interest

S3·E19 Core

God, That's Good

Apr 22, 2007 · 43 min

Gabrielle and Victor will make an unexpected twist in their relationship and will also face a crisis as a video of them sharing a passionate moment in an elevator was caught on tap

S3·E20 Core

Gossip

Apr 29, 2007 · 43 min

Susan goes to the therapist and realizes she must choose between Ian and Mike. Travers is having a birthday party which only spells trouble for Mrs. McCluskey, Gabrielle's engageme

S3·E21 Core

Into the Woods

May 6, 2007 · 43 min

Susan goes into the woods to try to find Mike. Gabrielle gets into an argument with a meter man who gives her a ticket. Victor is elected mayor, and Gabrielle goes back to teach th

S3·E22 Mytharc

What Would We Do Without You?

May 13, 2007 · 43 min

While Tom tries to save his marriage, Mike and Susan get engaged. However, Susan's happiness is short-lived when she realizes Gabrielle has stolen her cancelled wedding with Ian. M

S3·E23 Mytharc

Getting Married Today

May 20, 2007 · 43 min

As Gabrielle prepares for her fairy tale wedding, Bree returns to Fairview with a surprise. Meanwhile, Lynette's mother Stella pays her a visit after finding out Lynette has cancer

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