CollegeHumor Shorts: Season 9
Season 9 Lore Primer
Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.
- Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of CollegeHumor Shorts Season 8.
- Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
- Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
- Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
Episode Guide
Season 9 Progress Shield
Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)
Jan 5, 2017 · 3 min
If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.
The Horrors of Hungover Traveling
Jan 10, 2017 · 3 min
Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.
Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)
Jan 12, 2017 · 4 min
The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.
I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?
Jan 13, 2017 · 3 min
Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.
Dogs Are Practice Babies
Jan 17, 2017 · 3 min
Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.
Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin
Jan 19, 2017 · 5 min
Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.
How to Wash a Goddamn Dish
Jan 28, 2017 · 2 min
Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.
Fake News Investigative Journalists
Feb 7, 2017 · 3 min
The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.
Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)
Feb 17, 2017 · 3 min
A party guest most foul.
Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating
Feb 17, 2017 · 3 min
Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!
Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard
Mar 3, 2017 · 4 min
When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.
Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors
Mar 8, 2017 · 2 min
Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?
5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes
Mar 9, 2017 · 2 min
Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.
Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)
Mar 23, 2017 · 4 min
Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.
We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!
Apr 1, 2017 · 3 min
I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!
It’s Technically a Meal
May 13, 2017 · 4 min
It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?
An Honest Call with Your Bank
May 4, 2017 · 3 min
Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.
The Relationship Simulator Bed
May 27, 2017 · 4 min
What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?
I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be
Jun 18, 2017 · 4 min
Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?
Porn, but for Crying
Jun 22, 2017 · 3 min
Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.
These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing
Aug 3, 2017 · 3 min
Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?
Hinting That You’re Also into Guys
Aug 12, 2017 · 4 min
Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.
Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips
Aug 19, 2017 · 2 min
New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!
Sorry My Car Is So Gross
Aug 22, 2017 · 3 min
Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!