Clarkson's Farm: Season 5
Amidst a government budget that sends the UK farming community into uproar, Jeremy decides some big changes are needed to make the farm run more smoothly. While the farm tries to go high-tech, this results in Kaleb experiencing his first ever trip abroad. However, even bigger developments are heading for Diddly Squat that are going to prove much more of a challenge. Jeremy Clarkson continues his adventure into agricu
Season 5 Lore Primer
Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.
- Jeremy Clarkson manages Diddly Squat Farm, a sizable property in the picturesque Cotswolds near Chipping Norton in West Oxfordshire.
- The series documents Jeremy Clarkson's attempts at running a one thousand acre, or four hundred hectare, farm.
- The show marks a significant departure from Jeremy Clarkson's usual automotive-themed escapades into the world of agriculture.
- Jeremy Clarkson takes on the daunting task of managing the farm while claiming on several occasions to be allergic to manual labour.
Season overview
Amidst a government budget that sends the UK farming community into uproar, Jeremy decides some big changes are needed to make the farm run more smoothly. While the farm tries to go high-tech, this results in Kaleb experiencing his first ever trip abroad. However, even bigger developments are heading for Diddly Squat that are going to prove much more of a challenge. Jeremy Clarkson continues his adventure into agriculture, managing Diddly Squat Farm, a sizable property in the Cotswolds near Chipping Norton in West Oxfordshire. The British television documentary series follows his attempts at running the one thousand acre, or four hundred hectare, farm. This series marks a significant departure from his usual automotive-themed escapades, as the man who on several occasions claims to be allergic to manual labour takes on the most manually labour-intensive job there is, raising questions about what could possibly go wrong.
Episode Guide
Season 5 Progress Shield
Operating
Jun 3, 2026 · 49 min
A health scare sees Jeremy looking for ways to make life at Diddly Squat less stressful. A new breed of sheep might help, but his new pub might not.
Storming
Jun 3, 2026 · 51 min
Jeremy hatches a plan for the pub's first festive season, kicking off in style when the Farmer's Dog hosts a gig by one of Ireland's biggest bands. Elsewhere, farmers from across t
Tripping
Jun 3, 2026 · 43 min
It's the new year and Jeremy decides Diddly Squat needs a bold new direction. Diving headlong into the world of high-tech farming, he takes Kaleb on his first ever trip abroad to f
Updating
Jun 3, 2026 · 54 min
Autonomous farming arrives at Diddly Squat. Which is just as well, because there are problems at the pub, and with the pigs.
Decapitating
Jun 10, 2026 · 49 min
Diddly Squat 2.0 continues to take shape with a new farm office and the arrival of a droid. The snails, meanwhile, have been getting along famously, and the cows are due to give bi
Frazzling
Jun 10, 2026 · 55 min
Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night at the pub to look forward to. The only
Sickening
Jun 17, 2026 · 51 min
Jeremy busies himself with a project close to his heart, inviting over a local birdlife expert to offer advice on how Diddly Squat can be more friendly to its winged residents. And
Reaping
Jun 17, 2026 · 71 min
With the farm still reeling from its shock TB diagnosis, there's no time to dwell as the harvest arrives. This year's will be like no other, and only once the results are in can th