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Clarkson's Farm: Season 3

8 episodes Premiered May 3, 2024 Updated Oct 19, 2026

Following the events of the previous season, Jeremy Clarkson returns to Diddly Squat Farm to find the operation in turmoil after the council shuts down the restaurant and poor weather damages the crops. Seeking alternative ways to generate income, Jeremy enters the world of pig breeding, which involves dealing with pig challenges, goat attacks, and mushroom mountains. At the same time, Kaleb takes on a promotion to f

Previously on Clarkson's Farm

Season 3 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Jeremy Clarkson manages a 1,000-acre farm located in the Cotswolds near Chipping Norton in West Oxfordshire.
  • ⚡ The television documentary series follows Jeremy Clarkson as he takes on the manually intensive job of running an agricultural property.
  • ⚡ The enterprise known as Diddly Squat Farm has previously dealt with regulatory hurdles and council actions involving its restaurant.
  • ⚡ Kaleb serves in a leadership role on the farm, previously taking on the position of farm manager.
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Season overview

Following the events of the previous season, Jeremy Clarkson returns to Diddly Squat Farm to find the operation in turmoil after the council shuts down the restaurant and poor weather damages the crops. Seeking alternative ways to generate income, Jeremy enters the world of pig breeding, which involves dealing with pig challenges, goat attacks, and mushroom mountains. At the same time, Kaleb takes on a promotion to farm manager and must handle an unwelcome rival. This narrative arc showcases the ongoing agricultural efforts, operational struggles, and economic challenges faced at the farm in the Cotswolds.

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Season 3 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 3: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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S3·E1 Mytharc

Unfarming

May 3, 2024 · 44 min

We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy nee

S3·E2 Core

Porking

May 3, 2024 · 46 min

Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for its newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots someone else drilling in his fields.

S3·E3 Core

Jobbing

May 3, 2024 · 48 min

It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.

S3·E4 Core

Harrowing

May 3, 2024 · 49 min

Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.

S3·E5 Core

Healing

May 10, 2024 · 52 min

Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his unused land.. And there are some one we

S3·E6 Core

Mushrooming

May 10, 2024 · 50 min

Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London for a very important meeting.

S3·E7 Mytharc

Parking

May 10, 2024 · 52 min

Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.

S3·E8 Mytharc

Calculating

May 10, 2024 · 60 min

Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.

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