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Clarkson's Farm: Season 2

8 episodes Premiered Feb 10, 2023 Updated Oct 19, 2026

Another year unfolds in the life of Diddly Squat Farm, which is operated by Jeremy Clarkson, described as Britain's best-known but least-qualified amateur farmer. Following a previous year that yielded an annual profit of only one hundred and forty-four pounds, Clarkson undertakes new efforts to increase his financial returns. To achieve this, he pursues diversification across his agricultural operations. His new pla

Previously on Clarkson's Farm

Season 2 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Jeremy Clarkson is an amateur farmer running Diddly Squat Farm, a farm located in the Cotswolds near Chipping Norton in West Oxfordshire.
  • ⚡ The farming enterprise previously generated an annual profit of only one hundred and forty-four pounds during the preceding year.
  • ⚡ Jeremy Clarkson has been known on several occasions to claim he is allergic to manual labour while taking on a very manually intensive job.
  • ⚡ The television documentary series follows Clarkson's attempts at running the one thousand-acre farm.
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Season overview

Another year unfolds in the life of Diddly Squat Farm, which is operated by Jeremy Clarkson, described as Britain's best-known but least-qualified amateur farmer. Following a previous year that yielded an annual profit of only one hundred and forty-four pounds, Clarkson undertakes new efforts to increase his financial returns. To achieve this, he pursues diversification across his agricultural operations. His new plans for the farm involve introducing cows, acquiring more chickens, and opening his own restaurant. Throughout this second season, the documentary series continues to document these ongoing adventures and ventures at the farm located in the Cotswolds near Chipping Norton in West Oxfordshire, capturing the challenges and developments encountered by Clarkson as he attempts to expand his farming business enterprises.

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Season 2 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 2: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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S2·E1 Mytharc

Surviving

Feb 10, 2023 · 39 min

Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).

S2·E2 Core

Cowering

Feb 10, 2023 · 51 min

Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.

S2·E3 Core

Schmoozing

Feb 10, 2023 · 49 min

Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.

S2·E4 Core

Badgering

Feb 10, 2023 · 44 min

Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.

S2·E5 Core

Council-ing

Feb 10, 2023 · 44 min

The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives.

S2·E6 Core

Counselling

Feb 10, 2023 · 49 min

The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.

S2·E7 Mytharc

Scheming

Feb 10, 2023 · 51 min

Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.

S2·E8 Mytharc

Climaxing

Feb 10, 2023 · 49 min

Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant.

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