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Childrens Hospital: Season 7

14 episodes Premiered Jan 22, 2016 Updated Oct 28, 2026
Previously on Childrens Hospital

Season 7 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Picks up essential narrative continuity directly following the events of Childrens Hospital Season 6.
  • ⚡ Character alliances, factions, and personal loyalties undergo significant shifts under escalating stakes.
  • ⚡ Addresses unresolved cliffhangers and thematic mysteries introduced during previous seasons.
  • ⚡ Establishes the primary seasonal conflict that drives serialized character arcs toward the finale.
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Season 7 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 7: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (4): Crucial lore & season climaxes
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S7·E1 Mytharc

Kids Hospital

Jan 22, 2016 · 11 min

In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.

S7·E2 Core

One Million Saved

Jan 29, 2016 · 12 min

A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego, Derrick Childrens, to fin

S7·E3 Core

Sy's Tenure

Feb 5, 2016 · 12 min

When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal, and

S7·E4 Core

Doctor Beth

Feb 12, 2016 · 12 min

Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. Beth has to navigate the complex social h

S7·E5 Core

The Show You Watch

Feb 19, 2016 · 12 min

A look back at an episode of the popular 1950s variety show The Show You Watch, known for its irascible host, hilarious skits and elaborate dances, but mostly revered for its weekl

S7·E6 Core

DOY

Feb 26, 2016 · 12 min

Blake, Lola and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even though Blake has won six years in a row, Glenn and Lola are dete

S7·E7 Core

Show Me a Hero

Mar 4, 2016 · 12 min

When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other to convert her and win a monthly sales prize. Glenn grows fr

S7·E8 Mytharc

By the Throat

Mar 11, 2016 · 12 min

After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy that reaches all the way up to Governor

S7·E9 Core

Childrens Horsepital

Mar 18, 2016 · 12 min

A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining and Gle

S7·E10 Filler

Through the Eyes of a Falcon

Mar 25, 2016 · 11 min

In a "Behind the Scenes" episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his special photography exhibition, where all of

S7·E11 Core

Grandparents Day

Apr 1, 2016 · 11 min

It's "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day" at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves or are just famous

S7·E12 Core

Hump Cola

Apr 8, 2016 · 12 min

Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her "hump cola," while Blake suspects Glenn has an

S7·E13 Mytharc

The Grid (1)

May 6, 2016 · 11 min

When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what

S7·E14 Mytharc

The Grid (2)

May 13, 2016 · 12 min

When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what

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